Discussion:
"Sperm Night Whirl" by Will Dockery Trio
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Orson Wells as CitizenCain
2008-09-27 05:01:28 UTC
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Nice song
Thanks... here's the "press release" for it, and as always, comment and
= snip =

That's the worst press release I've read since your last one.

And what the fuck is this about a Will Dockery TRIO? One of you is bad
enough. If there's three then I can't see any better arguement for genocide
or cloning bans.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
2008-09-27 05:04:11 UTC
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Nice song
Thanks... here's the "press release" for it, and as always, comment and
What I liked most was the singing and the music and the overall feeling.
I could live without a few of the lyrics, while others work well in the
song.
I'd love to know which, in either direction, if you get the time...
although the recording is pretty much set, there's God knows how many
performances of it to go on as many stages as possible, and each one
of those is different in one way or another.



One one you stagger, on another you swagger. Big effin' deal.
Of course the hardest part of it is coming up with singing lyrics
that fit the mood, rhythm, and notes of a song while also still being
able to stand on its own.
Too bad you suck at that.




I dont think it mandatory that the words be
poetry, but it should be able to tell its story concisely.
Ted Kennedy can tell a better story than you and he's half-dead.




Even if that
story is something as simple as a Ramones song that goes "Hey!".
Or a Duckery quack that goes "LOOKIT ME, LOOKIT ME!"



Damn, I miss those guys... ah, youth...


You should have died of a drug overdose. I swear, the Angel of Death is such
a lazy s.o.b.
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery
Will Dockery: vocals
Henry Conley: guitar
Gene Woolfolk: flute
Jim White: bass
John Phillips: drums
= snip horrible horribleness that was horribly horrible in so many horrible
ways =
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
2008-09-28 16:22:56 UTC
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Nice song
Thanks... here's the "press release" for it, and as always, comment
and
What I liked most was the singing and the music and the overall
feeling.
I could live without a few of the lyrics, while others work well in
the song.
I'd love to know which, in either direction, if you get the time...
although the recording is pretty much set, there's God knows how
many
performances of it to go on as many stages as possible, and each one
of those is different in one way or another.
Of course the hardest part of it is coming up with singing lyrics
that fit the mood, rhythm, and notes of a song while also still
being
able to stand on its own. I dont think it mandatory that the words
be
poetry, but it should be able to tell its story concisely. Even if
that
story is something as simple as a Ramones song that goes "Hey!".
Damn, I miss those guys... ah, youth...
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery
Will Dockery: vocals
Henry Conley: guitar
Gene Woolfolk: flute
Jim White: bass
John Phillips: drums
Twilight Girl
E Esus4 E
A E A
E
Six or six thousand, we will meet again.
A E D
A
E
At blazing dusk, or quiet dawn. On that
shore...
again.
C# A B E
This is the wait, the weight of the world.
C# A B Tacet
E
Comes down sweet and heavy... Twilight Girl.
On that quiet morning, clear, crispy light.
Seeing a movie from a distance, mourning in front of her
flight.
This is the wait, the weight of the
world.
Comes down sweet and heavy, Twilight Girl.
D A
She offered me her cup, asked me to fill it up,
E D
I said "Later, babe. Right now we have to talk
A B7
Tacet
Untangle the chakra that crosses over."
Ghost horses, from the car ahead, looks like engine
exhaust.
Blink my eyes through bitter tears, a smile for what we shared
This is the wait, the weight of the
world.
Comes down sweet and heavy... Twilight Girl.
©2008 by Will Dockery and Henry Conley
Is it about Dennis Hammes?
Heh... no, I haven't returned the favor of last year when Uncle
Dennis
"wrote" over 200 homoerotic limericks about me.
a
love song about a twilight girl - I think I know this person (she
just
happens to display misogynistic and violent sexual tendencies).
Wait'll you see him mincing and swishing in his "Amanda" persona...
I
kid you not... heh.
Are you certain Amanda is not the core persona? Hammes may just be
her
avatar - it certainly fits with the 'bot concept... Hammes is the
'bot,
Amanda is the operator of the bot. It would probably be fairly
simple
to test that theory.
My guess here is he merely employs female personas so as not to appear
entirely loathsome to the female gender - and to the newsgroup at
large
- despite his natural proclivities. What woman would kiss his ass so
overtly and still have pride left to spare?
Certainly not as clear-cut as the pretty obvious fact that his violent
homophobia and odd homoeroticism-as-insult fixation reveals his
not-so-latent homosexuality, and /fear/ of it... thus making the tag
for
Hammes as homophobic so appropriate.
Misogynistic, homophobic, racist, delusional, militaristic, hateful,
obsessive, you name it, I'm sure it applies. Good to see he spent most
of his Friday evening whipping up poems about me (chuckle).
The two of you should get a room and decide who is the pitcher and who is
the catcher. Honestly it seems as if both of you are nothing but a couple
of fucking ballboys.
Homophobia duly noted.
How the HELL is that homophobia? Yep, you've definitely been hanging around
Duckery too long.
Are you one of Denny's fans or just an alter ego?
Denny's? I love their Grand Slam breakfasts!
He has a lot of supporters these days. And all of them are about as empty
as you are.
I have no idea what the hell you are saying but then again you are a moron
so I don't suppose I'm expected to understand.
The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt
2008-09-29 09:33:18 UTC
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On Sun, 28 Sep 2008 12:22:56 -0400, Orson Wells as CitizenCain did most
"Her Illustrious Ashes" wrote...
"Her Illustrious Ashes" wrote...
Nice song
Thanks... here's the "press release" for it, and as always,
comment and
What I liked most was the singing and the music and the overall
feeling.
I could live without a few of the lyrics, while others work well in
the song.
I'd love to know which, in either direction, if you get the
time... although the recording is pretty much set, there's God
knows how many
performances of it to go on as many stages as possible, and each
one of those is different in one way or another.
Of course the hardest part of it is coming up with singing lyrics
that fit the mood, rhythm, and notes of a song while also still
being
able to stand on its own. I dont think it mandatory that the
words be
poetry, but it should be able to tell its story concisely. Even if
that
story is something as simple as a Ramones song that goes "Hey!".
Damn, I miss those guys... ah, youth...
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery
Will Dockery: vocals
Henry Conley: guitar
Gene Woolfolk: flute
Jim White: bass
John Phillips: drums
Twilight Girl
E Esus4 E
A E A
E
Six or six thousand, we will meet again.
A E D
A
E
At blazing dusk, or quiet dawn. On that
shore...
again.
C# A B
E This is the wait, the weight of the world. C#
A B Tacet
E
Comes down sweet and heavy... Twilight Girl. On
that quiet morning, clear, crispy light.
Seeing a movie from a distance, mourning in front of her
flight.
This is the wait, the weight of the
world.
D A She offered me
her cup, asked me to fill it up,
E D
I said "Later, babe. Right now we have to talk A
B7
Tacet
Untangle the chakra that crosses over." Ghost horses,
from the car ahead, looks like engine
exhaust.
Blink my eyes through bitter tears, a smile for what we shared
This is the wait, the weight of the
world.
Comes down sweet and heavy... Twilight Girl.
©2008 by Will Dockery and Henry Conley Is it about Dennis
Hammes?
Heh... no, I haven't returned the favor of last year when Uncle
Dennis
"wrote" over 200 homoerotic limericks about me.
The title made me think of Uncle Denny Hammes. I thought how
cute: a
love song about a twilight girl - I think I know this person (she
just
happens to display misogynistic and violent sexual tendencies).
Wait'll you see him mincing and swishing in his "Amanda"
persona... I
kid you not... heh.
Are you certain Amanda is not the core persona? Hammes may just be
her
avatar - it certainly fits with the 'bot concept... Hammes is the
'bot,
Amanda is the operator of the bot. It would probably be fairly
simple
to test that theory.
My guess here is he merely employs female personas so as not to
appear entirely loathsome to the female gender - and to the
newsgroup at large
- despite his natural proclivities. What woman would kiss his ass so
overtly and still have pride left to spare?
Certainly not as clear-cut as the pretty obvious fact that his
violent homophobia and odd homoeroticism-as-insult fixation reveals
his not-so-latent homosexuality, and /fear/ of it... thus making the
tag for
Hammes as homophobic so appropriate.
Misogynistic, homophobic, racist, delusional, militaristic, hateful,
obsessive, you name it, I'm sure it applies. Good to see he spent most
of his Friday evening whipping up poems about me (chuckle).
The two of you should get a room and decide who is the pitcher and who
is the catcher. Honestly it seems as if both of you are nothing but a
couple of fucking ballboys.
Homophobia duly noted.
How the HELL is that homophobia? Yep, you've definitely been hanging
around Duckery too long.
Are you one of Denny's fans or just an alter ego?
Denny's? I love their Grand Slam breakfasts!
He has a lot of supporters these days. And all of them are about as
empty as you are.
I have no idea what the hell you are saying but then again you are a moron
so I don't suppose I'm expected to understand.
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Orson Wells as CitizenCain
2008-09-29 13:17:58 UTC
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"The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt"
Post by The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt
On Sun, 28 Sep 2008 12:22:56 -0400, Orson Wells as CitizenCain did most
"Her Illustrious Ashes" wrote...
"Her Illustrious Ashes" wrote...
Nice song
Thanks... here's the "press release" for it, and as always,
comment and
What I liked most was the singing and the music and the overall
feeling.
I could live without a few of the lyrics, while others work well in
the song.
I'd love to know which, in either direction, if you get the
time... although the recording is pretty much set, there's God
knows how many
performances of it to go on as many stages as possible, and each
one of those is different in one way or another.
Of course the hardest part of it is coming up with singing lyrics
that fit the mood, rhythm, and notes of a song while also still
being
able to stand on its own. I dont think it mandatory that the
words be
poetry, but it should be able to tell its story concisely. Even if
that
story is something as simple as a Ramones song that goes "Hey!".
Damn, I miss those guys... ah, youth...
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery
Will Dockery: vocals
Henry Conley: guitar
Gene Woolfolk: flute
Jim White: bass
John Phillips: drums
Twilight Girl
E Esus4 E
A E A
E
Six or six thousand, we will meet again.
A E D
A
E
At blazing dusk, or quiet dawn. On that
shore...
again.
C# A B
E This is the wait, the weight of the world. C#
A B Tacet
E
Comes down sweet and heavy... Twilight Girl. On
that quiet morning, clear, crispy light.
Seeing a movie from a distance, mourning in front of her
flight.
This is the wait, the weight of the
world.
D A She offered me
her cup, asked me to fill it up,
E D
I said "Later, babe. Right now we have to talk A
B7
Tacet
Untangle the chakra that crosses over." Ghost horses,
from the car ahead, looks like engine
exhaust.
Blink my eyes through bitter tears, a smile for what we shared
This is the wait, the weight of the
world.
Comes down sweet and heavy... Twilight Girl.
©2008 by Will Dockery and Henry Conley Is it about Dennis
Hammes?
Heh... no, I haven't returned the favor of last year when Uncle
Dennis
"wrote" over 200 homoerotic limericks about me.
The title made me think of Uncle Denny Hammes. I thought how
cute: a
love song about a twilight girl - I think I know this person (she
just
happens to display misogynistic and violent sexual tendencies).
Wait'll you see him mincing and swishing in his "Amanda"
persona... I
kid you not... heh.
Are you certain Amanda is not the core persona? Hammes may just be
her
avatar - it certainly fits with the 'bot concept... Hammes is the
'bot,
Amanda is the operator of the bot. It would probably be fairly
simple
to test that theory.
My guess here is he merely employs female personas so as not to
appear entirely loathsome to the female gender - and to the
newsgroup at large
- despite his natural proclivities. What woman would kiss his ass so
overtly and still have pride left to spare?
Certainly not as clear-cut as the pretty obvious fact that his
violent homophobia and odd homoeroticism-as-insult fixation reveals
his not-so-latent homosexuality, and /fear/ of it... thus making the
tag for
Hammes as homophobic so appropriate.
Misogynistic, homophobic, racist, delusional, militaristic, hateful,
obsessive, you name it, I'm sure it applies. Good to see he spent most
of his Friday evening whipping up poems about me (chuckle).
The two of you should get a room and decide who is the pitcher and who
is the catcher. Honestly it seems as if both of you are nothing but a
couple of fucking ballboys.
Homophobia duly noted.
How the HELL is that homophobia? Yep, you've definitely been hanging
around Duckery too long.
Are you one of Denny's fans or just an alter ego?
Denny's? I love their Grand Slam breakfasts!
He has a lot of supporters these days. And all of them are about as
empty as you are.
I have no idea what the hell you are saying but then again you are a moron
so I don't suppose I'm expected to understand.
= snippage =

Do you ever get tired of acting like an antisocial douchebag?
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2008-09-29 21:12:29 UTC
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On Mon, 29 Sep 2008 09:17:58 -0400, Orson Wells as CitizenCain attempted
"The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote...
Post by The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt
On Sun, 28 Sep 2008 12:22:56 -0400, Orson Wells as CitizenCain did most
"Her Illustrious Ashes" wrote...
"Her Illustrious Ashes" wrote...
Nice song
Thanks... here's the "press release" for it, and as always,
comment and
What I liked most was the singing and the music and the overall
feeling.
I could live without a few of the lyrics, while others work well in
the song.
I'd love to know which, in either direction, if you get the
time... although the recording is pretty much set, there's God
knows how many
performances of it to go on as many stages as possible, and each
one of those is different in one way or another.
Of course the hardest part of it is coming up with singing
lyrics that fit the mood, rhythm, and notes of a song while
also still being
able to stand on its own. I dont think it mandatory that the
words be
poetry, but it should be able to tell its story concisely. Even if
that
story is something as simple as a Ramones song that goes "Hey!".
Damn, I miss those guys... ah, youth...
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery
Will Dockery: vocals
Henry Conley: guitar
Gene Woolfolk: flute
Jim White: bass
John Phillips: drums
Twilight Girl
E Esus4 E
A E A
E
Six or six thousand, we will meet
again. A E
D
A
E
At blazing dusk, or quiet dawn. On that
shore...
again.
C# A B E This is the
wait, the weight of the world. C#
A B Tacet
E
Comes down sweet and heavy... Twilight Girl.
On that quiet morning, clear, crispy light.
Seeing a movie from a distance, mourning in front of her
flight.
This is the wait, the weight of the
world.
Comes down sweet and heavy, Twilight Girl. Bridge: D
A She offered me her
cup, asked me to fill it up,
E D
I said "Later, babe. Right now we have to talk A
B7
Tacet
Untangle the chakra that crosses over." Ghost horses,
from the car ahead, looks like engine
exhaust.
Blink my eyes through bitter tears, a smile for what we shared
This is the wait, the weight of the
world.
Comes down sweet and heavy... Twilight Girl.
©2008 by Will Dockery and Henry Conley Is it about Dennis
Hammes?
Heh... no, I haven't returned the favor of last year when Uncle
Dennis
"wrote" over 200 homoerotic limericks about me.
The title made me think of Uncle Denny Hammes. I thought how
cute: a
love song about a twilight girl - I think I know this person
(she just
happens to display misogynistic and violent sexual tendencies).
Wait'll you see him mincing and swishing in his "Amanda"
persona... I
kid you not... heh.
Are you certain Amanda is not the core persona? Hammes may just
be her
avatar - it certainly fits with the 'bot concept... Hammes is
the 'bot,
Amanda is the operator of the bot. It would probably be fairly
simple
to test that theory.
My guess here is he merely employs female personas so as not to
appear entirely loathsome to the female gender - and to the
newsgroup at large
- despite his natural proclivities. What woman would kiss his ass
so overtly and still have pride left to spare?
Certainly not as clear-cut as the pretty obvious fact that his
violent homophobia and odd homoeroticism-as-insult fixation reveals
his not-so-latent homosexuality, and /fear/ of it... thus making
the tag for
Hammes as homophobic so appropriate.
Misogynistic, homophobic, racist, delusional, militaristic, hateful,
obsessive, you name it, I'm sure it applies. Good to see he spent
most of his Friday evening whipping up poems about me (chuckle).
The two of you should get a room and decide who is the pitcher and
who is the catcher. Honestly it seems as if both of you are nothing
but a couple of fucking ballboys.
Homophobia duly noted.
How the HELL is that homophobia? Yep, you've definitely been hanging
around Duckery too long.
Are you one of Denny's fans or just an alter ego?
Denny's? I love their Grand Slam breakfasts!
He has a lot of supporters these days. And all of them are about as
empty as you are.
I have no idea what the hell you are saying but then again you are a moron
so I don't suppose I'm expected to understand.
PEEEEEEEE KAAAYYY BEEEEEEEE
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"The fact that you are trying to defend the proselytisation of
homosexuality shows that RTG is making you turn gay step by step,
whereas I have been able to resist his sexual brainwashing. If you watch
series 2 of Torchwood you might even become a fully fledged mincer
yourself, complete with mashed potatoes and gravy." -- Yes, Aggie means
Russell T. "Gayvies". Message-ID:
<tO6dnYP81-E-***@pipex.net>

Official Chung Demon

Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/

Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2008
Hammer of Thor, July 2008

"You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here.
Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain."
Post by The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt
DUDE, YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS!!!
the oversized check is in the mail.
Alas, all I get for my trouble is a Monkey that's trained to hurl shit
under several of my nyms.
"DevMcKinHole, you also get the pleasure of sucking off my doggy and
cleaning out his butthole with your tongue." -- He's not so much a
*Porch*Monkey as a _Fire_Monkey, as in one who's on fire due to his
own tendency to mess with lighter fluid while standing beside a hot
You, Monkey-man, are quite possibly the only usenetter in existence
who does not and cannot own Hatter.
"[...] What's the matter fagboi, am I beating your as$ so badly that
you're no seeking an alliance with the diaperboi?...YOu really don't
know how dumb you are, do ya?" -- I guess I don't, Monkey.
Message-ID: <gHVIh.1760$***@trnddc01>

"Ok, but I am not stalking Teh Mop Jockey, I seem to be building a
relationship with him. Remember, I am a Christian so the secular rules
do not apply to me. I strive to be amoral, which I think applies to this
situation. Keep this in mind, please. Since I am currently mentally ill
and since I can not nominate, that is what I am doing at this time." --
Olympiada: Teh amoral "Christian", in Message-ID:
<45e625dd$0$16280$***@free.teranews.com>

"You're like some kind of rabid attack-gerbil." -- Lionel Lauer to Joxer
in MID: <***@4ax.com>

"I say you are out of your fucking mind." -- Ying Guo, posting as
"SameAsB4" <***@yanospamhoo.com>, tells PorchMonkey4Life, posting
as the same nick but a slightly different morph, the score, in MID:
<***@news.alt.net>

"in the holy spirit i know you would satisfy every single person in a
room if you were the only person present." -- ~tanya, to Crazy Andy II,
in MID: <***@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>

If you never read anything else in any of my sigs, read this:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15321167/
http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html
Or watch it here:

Then, if you manage to read/watch all that, try this:
http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf
And Molly Ivins had a few choice words to say about it, weeks before:
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/092906B.shtml
Here's Chris Floyd: Fatal Vision: The Deeper Evil Behind the Detainee
Bill: http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/100206A.shtml

"Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War." -- Anon.

Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Trophy, Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart,
and the Order of the Holey Sockpuppet winner <***@hotmail.com> on
outing personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.

"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.

"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: <***@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>

"I am the only one who has outer filthed Ward" -- James C. "Crackhead"
Cracked voluntarily self-immolates, in MID:
***@m7g2000cwm.googlegroups.com

"When I told Abbie Hoffman that he was the first one who made me laugh
since Lenny Bruce died, Hoffman said, "Really? He was my god." The
combination of satirical irreverence and sense of justice that Bruce and
Hoffman shared was the real spirit behind the Yippies--a term I coined
to describe a phenomenon that already existed: an organic coalition of
stoned hippies and political activists who engaged in such actions as
throwing money on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, then
explaining to reporters the meaning of that symbolism. Folksinger Phil
Ochs summed it up: "A demonstration should turn you on, not turn you
off." So when journalists link the Yippies with misleading bedfellows,
at best it's careless shorthand; at worst it's deliberate demonization.
Osama bin Laden wanted an aircraft to crash into the Pentagon. Abbie
Hoffman merely wanted to levitate it." -- Paul Krassner,
http://tinyurl.com/ehu3v
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
2008-09-28 16:26:07 UTC
Permalink
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery
Will Dockery: vocals
Henry Conley: guitar
Gene Woolfolk: flute
Jim White: bass
John Phillips: drums
Twilight Girl
E Esus4 E
A E A
E
Six or six thousand, we will meet again.
A E D
A
E
At blazing dusk, or quiet dawn. On that
shore...
again.
C# A B
E
This is the wait, the weight of the world.
C# A B Tacet
E
Comes down sweet and heavy... Twilight Girl.
On that quiet morning, clear, crispy light.
Seeing a movie from a distance, mourning in front of her
flight.
This is the wait, the weight of
the
world.
Comes down sweet and heavy, Twilight Girl.
D A
She offered me her cup, asked me to fill it up,
E D
I said "Later, babe. Right now we have to talk
A B7
Tacet
Untangle the chakra that crosses over."
Ghost horses, from the car ahead, looks like engine
exhaust.
Blink my eyes through bitter tears, a smile for what we shared
This is the wait, the weight of
the
world.
Comes down sweet and heavy... Twilight Girl.
©2008 by Will Dockery and Henry Conley
Is it about Dennis Hammes?
Heh... no, I haven't returned the favor of last year when Uncle
Dennis
"wrote" over 200 homoerotic limericks about me.
The title made me think of Uncle Denny Hammes. I thought how
a
love song about a twilight girl - I think I know this person (she
just
happens to display misogynistic and violent sexual tendencies).
Wait'll you see him mincing and swishing in his "Amanda"
persona...
I kid you not... heh.
Are you certain Amanda is not the core persona? Hammes may just be
her
avatar - it certainly fits with the 'bot concept... Hammes is the
'bot,
Amanda is the operator of the bot. It would probably be fairly
simple
to test that theory.
My guess here is he merely employs female personas so as not to
appear
entirely loathsome to the female gender - and to the newsgroup at
large
- despite his natural proclivities. What woman would kiss his ass so
overtly and still have pride left to spare?
Certainly not as clear-cut as the pretty obvious fact that his
violent
homophobia and odd homoeroticism-as-insult fixation reveals his
not-so-latent homosexuality, and /fear/ of it... thus making the tag
for
Hammes as homophobic so appropriate.
Misogynistic, homophobic, racist, delusional, militaristic, hateful,
obsessive, you name it, I'm sure it applies. Good to see he spent most
of
his Friday evening whipping up poems about me (chuckle).
The two of you should get a room and decide who is the pitcher and who
is
the catcher. Honestly it seems as if both of you are nothing but a
couple of fucking ballboys.
Homophobia duly noted. Are you one of Denny's fans or just an alter ego?
He has a lot of supporters these days. And all of them are about as
empty as you are.
"Orson" would make a good starting point for 0x0000's upcoming study on
which of the posters here are "bots" and which are real people posting
under
assumed names, since I'm almost certain he's real, namely Alex Cain of
Milledgeville, Georgia. Not "outing" him or anything, he himself makes no
secret about his identity.
Duckery, if you were any stupider you'd be on Saturday Night Live.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
2008-09-28 17:34:40 UTC
Permalink
Nice song
Thanks... here's the "press release" for it, and as always,
What I liked most was the singing and the music and the overall
feeling.
I could live without a few of the lyrics, while others work well
in
the song.
I'd love to know which, in either direction, if you get the time...
although the recording is pretty much set, there's God knows how
many
performances of it to go on as many stages as possible, and each
one
of those is different in one way or another.
Of course the hardest part of it is coming up with singing lyrics
that fit the mood, rhythm, and notes of a song while also still
being
able to stand on its own. I dont think it mandatory that the words
be
poetry, but it should be able to tell its story concisely. Even if
that story is something as simple as a Ramones song that goes "Hey!".
Damn, I miss those guys... ah, youth...
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery
Will Dockery: vocals
Henry Conley: guitar
Gene Woolfolk: flute
Jim White: bass
John Phillips: drums
Twilight Girl
Six or six thousand, we will meet again.
At blazing dusk, or quiet dawn. On that shore... again.
This is the wait, the weight of the world.
Comes down sweet and heavy... Twilight Girl.
On that quiet morning, clear, crispy light.
Seeing a movie from a distance, mourning in front of her
flight.
This is the wait, the weight of the world.
Comes down sweet and heavy, Twilight Girl.
She offered me her cup, asked me to fill it up,
I said "Later, babe. Right now we have to talk
Untangle the chakra that crosses over."
Ghost horses, from the car ahead, looks like engine
exhaust.
Blink my eyes through bitter tears, a smile for what we shared
This is the wait, the weight of the world.
Comes down sweet and heavy... Twilight Girl.
©2008 by Will Dockery and Henry Conley
Is it about Dennis Hammes?
Heh... no, I haven't returned the favor of last year when Uncle
Dennis
"wrote" over 200 homoerotic limericks about me.
a
love song about a twilight girl - I think I know this person (she
just
happens to display misogynistic and violent sexual tendencies).
Wait'll you see him mincing and swishing in his "Amanda" persona...
I kid you not... heh.
Are you certain Amanda is not the core persona? Hammes may just be
her
avatar - it certainly fits with the 'bot concept... Hammes is the
'bot,
Amanda is the operator of the bot. It would probably be fairly
simple
to test that theory.
My guess here is he merely employs female personas so as not to
appear
entirely loathsome to the female gender - and to the newsgroup at
large
- despite his natural proclivities. What woman would kiss his ass so
overtly and still have pride left to spare?
Certainly not as clear-cut as the pretty obvious fact that his violent
homophobia and odd homoeroticism-as-insult fixation reveals his
not-so-latent homosexuality, and /fear/ of it... thus making the tag
for
Hammes as homophobic so appropriate.
Misogynistic, homophobic, racist, delusional, militaristic, hateful,
obsessive, you name it, I'm sure it applies. Good to see he spent most
of his Friday evening whipping up poems about me (chuckle).
And you spent most of yours being unable to read them.
Then try to make your writing readable.
Why bother? You can't read for shit.
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