Blood-dipped Lone Ranger by Will Dockery (video)

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

I've been getting a good response to this one, so far... one of my

personal favorites, as well, really.

So it cost you more than a couple of stiff whiskeys then.

I can spare them, I usually say "Drink one for me!"

Your lies are as transparent as the saran wrap you use for car windows,
Dockery.

What lies, Orson?

The lies about you not drinking, stupid.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
The lies about you not drinking

I haven't had a drop of booze since New Years Day 2008, and this is a
provable fact, Orson.

You have lab results from daily urine samples or blood samples? I'm
not even sure that would be conclusive. Do you have some new device
around your ankle testing your blood 24/7? Please tell me so I can
stop laughing which is making me cough! How is the statement that
you "haven't had a drop of booze since New Years Day 2008" not a
lie, but provable fact?

Will replied to Orson, the provably illiterate English Major, probably
knowing that Orson "I am an English Major" Wells wouldn't know the
difference among 'provable', 'demonstrable', and 'inarguable'.

And congrats on remaining sober.

I'd say 'temperate' or 'abstemious',

I'd say "liar" or "falsehoods."

If you really want to come down from 'erudite' you'd get down with
'sober'.

If you really want to come down from 'six beers and a shot of vodka' you'd
get down with 'dockery is a lush.'

never 'sober' where Will's concerned; but I'm not the one who's agreed to
a truce and tries to keep it in force.

And why's that?

I've agreed to a truce... is it on again?


A truce for what, Will? The whole "battle of wits with an unarmed person"
thing seems to apply to you...
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"Unzipped Stranger & other toilet encounters" by Will Dockery:
http://www.myspace.com/willdockery

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
The lies about you not drinking

I haven't had a drop of booze since New Years Day 2008, and this is
a
provable fact, Orson.

You have lab results from daily urine samples or blood samples? I'm
not even sure that would be conclusive. Do you have some new device
around your ankle testing your blood 24/7? Please tell me so I can
stop laughing which is making me cough! How is the statement that
you "haven't had a drop of booze since New Years Day 2008" not a
lie, but provable fact?

Will replied to Orson, the provably illiterate English Major, probably
knowing that Orson "I am an English Major" Wells wouldn't know the
difference among 'provable', 'demonstrable', and 'inarguable'.

And congrats on remaining sober.

I'd say 'temperate' or 'abstemious',

I'd say "liar" or "falsehoods."

And you'd be wrong,

And you'd just have proven my point above. Good job, nimrod. Even Elmer Fudd
was smarter than this in dealing with Bugs Bunny.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Will replied to Orson, the provably illiterate English Major, probably
knowing that Orson "I am an English Major" Wells wouldn't know the
difference among 'provable', 'demonstrable', and 'inarguable'.

Even Elmer Fudd was smarter than this in dealing with Bugs Bunny.

= snip =

And? So the fuck what? Any of my photos are still tons better than yours,
each of which has its own comic values. I like the one that makes you look
like a loser from "Bumfights."

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

"Will Dockery" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message news:57f07b7c-a019-4223-9571-***@f16g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...

= snip the quacking =

DUCKERY SEASON!!!!
WABBIT SEASON!!!
DUCKERY SEASON!!

You nimrod.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

"Will Dockery" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message news:d3b5fe50-89ea-4e3f-b46e-***@a21g2000yqc.googlegroups.com...

= snip =

Quack all you want, you'll still be killed by a hawk.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
you'll still be killed by a hawk.

*yawn*

To a simple-minded duck such as yourself, I'm sure that such a thought
doesn't bother you.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
you'll still be killed by a hawk.

*yawn*

To a simple-minded duck such as yourself, I'm sure that such a thought
doesn't bother you.