Autism of Zero by Duckery/Bladder/Cornily

[Barbara's Cat]

homosexual
http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t

--
Cm~

"Many men can out drink me,
out fuck me... out think me,
but they'll never beat me
at *my* game."
- Will Dockery,
proclaiming to be
good at something

[Barbara's Cat]

QUACK!

[Barbara's Cat]

homosexual
http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t

I'd lost track of that photo
from "The Grunge Years"!

Grunge? Looks a helluvalot more like
you are about to get your ass kicked
by your granny when she gets home and
finds you cross-dressed in her nighty
and drinking her after-Bingo beer.

But hey, you can call it "grunge" if
you want, no one will be surprised;
everyone knows you are delusional.

[Dennis M. Hammes]

Post by Barbara's Cat

homosexual
http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t

I'd lost track of that photo
from "The Grunge Years"!

Grunge? Looks a helluvalot more like
you are about to get your ass kicked
by your granny when she gets home and
finds you cross-dressed in her nighty
and drinking her after-Bingo beer.

Maybe he was drissing for his "girl"-friend.
(Who took the pic.)
No wonder he hates women.
(Maybe the hatred for women is a lot older than that, and he was
dressing up for the chuckles. Say before the Dodge grew cinderblocks.)

Post by Barbara's Cat
But hey, you can call it "grunge" if
you want, no one will be surprised;
everyone knows you are delusional.

[Barbara's Cat]

Post by Dennis M. Hammes

Post by Barbara's Cat

homosexual
http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t

I'd lost track of that photo
from "The Grunge Years"!

Grunge? Looks a helluvalot more like
you are about to get your ass kicked
by your granny when she gets home and
finds you cross-dressed in her nighty
and drinking her after-Bingo beer.

Maybe he was drissing for his "girl"-friend.
(Who took the pic.)
No wonder he hates women.
(Maybe the hatred for women is a lot older than that, and he was
dressing up for the chuckles. Say before the Dodge grew cinderblocks.)

It could've been when Tommy said he was moving to GA,
with his knowing Tommy squeaked he liked them grungy.

Post by Dennis M. Hammes

Post by Barbara's Cat
But hey, you can call it "grunge" if
you want, no one will be surprised;
everyone knows you are delusional.

[Dennis M. Hammes]

Post by Barbara's Cat

Post by Dennis M. Hammes

Post by Barbara's Cat

homosexual
http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t

I'd lost track of that photo
from "The Grunge Years"!

Grunge? Looks a helluvalot more like
you are about to get your ass kicked
by your granny when she gets home and
finds you cross-dressed in her nighty
and drinking her after-Bingo beer.

Maybe he was drissing for his "girl"-friend.
(Who took the pic.)
No wonder he hates women.
(Maybe the hatred for women is a lot older than that, and he was
dressing up for the chuckles. Say before the Dodge grew cinderblocks.)

It could've been when Tommy said he was moving to GA,
with his knowing Tommy squeaked he liked them grungy.

Poor Tommy. He ran out of gas outside San Diego, and Dockery has
been lonely and desperate ever since.
Oh.
Right.
He was lonely and desperate /before/ Tommy ran out of gas, wunnee.
(Considering the mileage Duck got out his dead wife, one hasta
wonder just how bloated she was when he started that parade.)

Post by Barbara's Cat

Post by Dennis M. Hammes

Post by Barbara's Cat
But hey, you can call it "grunge" if
you want, no one will be surprised;
everyone knows you are delusional.

[Barbara's Cat]

gay stuff
http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t

[Barbara's Cat]

obviously
http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t

[Barbara's Cat]

gay stuff
obviously
http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t

[Barbara's Cat]

much
gay
obviously
http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t

[Barbara's Cat]

one way
gay
obviously
http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t

[Barbara's Cat]

exposing
http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t

[Barbara's Cat]

Post by Barbara's Cat

much
gay
obviously
http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t

--
Cm~
"Me, my life is an open book, literally."
- Goober Duck, 24 Jan 2005

Good quote, since everything I write is autobiographical
in one way or another.

It's a perfect quote since it demonstrates that everything
you write is illiterate shite.
And you STILL don't understand why.

Literally.

[Meat Plow]

obviously
http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t

How come after all these years I was never tempted to wear a woman's
sleeping garment?

[Dennis M. Hammes]

Post by Meat Plow

obviously
http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t

How come after all these years I was never tempted to wear a woman's
sleeping garment?

Because you could sleep in the woman?

[Barbara's Cat]

Post by Barbara's Cat

homosexual
http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t

I'd lost track of that photo
from "The Grunge Years"!

Grunge? Looks a helluvalot more like
you are about to get your ass kicked
by your granny when she gets home and
finds you cross-dressed in her nighty
and drinking her after-Bingo beer.
But hey, you can call it "grunge" if
you want, no one will be surprised;
everyone knows you are delusional.

QUACK!

So how did it go last week, Goober?

Did you convince even one sane person
that the lies you were quacking about
others were true? No? Déjà vu, eh?

What about convincing anyone in their
right mind that the unanimously-voted
crap you habitually keep posting over
and over while crying "It's not crap!",
is not crap? No? Damn, Goober, that's
the same way it went the week before.
Matter of fact, that is the same way
it went all of last month, and every
month and year before that.

What about recognizing any clues, eh?
Were you at any time able to see past
your pain and egotism and megalomania
and delusions of grandeur to recognize
any of the multitudes of brazen clues
that many people outrightly shoved in
front of you? No? Still clueless, eh?

Being the belligerently clueless duck
you are, you are going to repeat what
you did all last week again this week,
aren't you, Goober? Yes? No surprise.
And no one is going to expect you to
behave any differently than you have.
Most everyone will expect you to quack
lies about others, whine about people
that say your garbage is garbage, and
of course, remain forever clueless.

So expected to be a liar.
So expected to be a crier.
So expected to be a mockery.
So expected to be "Will Dockery".

BTW, O Despised One, ..!.,

[Barbara's Cat]

Post by Barbara's Cat

Post by Barbara's Cat

homosexual
http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t

I'd lost track of that photo
from "The Grunge Years"!

Grunge? Looks a helluvalot more like
you are about to get your ass kicked
by your granny when she gets home and
finds you cross-dressed in her nighty
and drinking her after-Bingo beer.
But hey, you can call it "grunge" if
you want, no one will be surprised;
everyone knows you are delusional.

QUACK!

So how did it go last week, Goober?

QUACK!

IOW, the same old repeat-of-every-other-week
one-foot-nailed spin-and-quack, eh, Goober?

[Barbara's Cat]

Post by Barbara's Cat
Will Dockery
performance
http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t

[Barbara's Cat]

gay
http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t

[Dennis M. Hammes]

gay
http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t

Here a suck, there a suck...
Old McDuck'ry _______ a _____,
E-I-E-I-O!

[Dennis M. Hammes]

gay
http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t

How can he possibly be gay?
He's not even smiling.
(Awwwww -- I bet it's /bottle/ is empty.)

[Barbara's Cat]

Post by Dennis M. Hammes

gay
http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t

How can he possibly be gay?
He's not even smiling.
(Awwwww -- I bet it's /bottle/ is empty.)

It's his claim, not mine.

[Meat Plow]

Post by Dennis M. Hammes

gay
http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t

How can he possibly be gay?

You seem

Quack seem

Quack apparent

Quack supposed

Quack evident

Quack presume

Quack possible

Quack alleged

Quack reputed

[Barbara's Cat]

more appropriate newsgroup.

alt.idiot.will-dockery

[Dennis M. Hammes]

Post by Barbara's Cat

more appropriate newsgroup.

alt.idiot.will-dockery

alt.usenet.kooks
alt.fan.michael-jackson
alt.support.transvestism
alt.support.alchoholism
alt.support.narcissism
alt.support.borderline-personality-disorder
alt.support.antisocial-personality-disorder
alt.support.speech-impediments
alt.support.veriphobia
alt.support.tin-ear
soc.culture.nazi
soc.men

[Barbara's Cat]

clearly you do want flattery.

No, I don't require anything, least of all "flattery".

And yet every day, without fail, across multiple newsgroups,
you continuously beg for any kind of validation. Go figure.

[Dennis M. Hammes]

Post by Barbara's Cat

clearly you do want flattery.

No, I don't require anything, least of all "flattery".

And yet every day, without fail, across multiple newsgroups,
you continuously beg for any kind of validation. Go figure.

Actually, he wants beer.
(And Flattery has the beer.)

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Post by Dennis M. Hammes

Post by Barbara's Cat

clearly you do want flattery.

No, I don't require anything, least of all "flattery".

And yet every day, without fail, across multiple newsgroups,
you continuously beg for any kind of validation. Go figure.

Actually, he wants beer.
(And Flattery has the beer.)

Flattery O'Connor?

(she's quite well known around here...)

[Dennis M. Hammes]

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain

Post by Dennis M. Hammes

Post by Barbara's Cat

clearly you do want flattery.

No, I don't require anything, least of all "flattery".

And yet every day, without fail, across multiple newsgroups,
you continuously beg for any kind of validation. Go figure.

Actually, he wants beer.
(And Flattery has the beer.)

Flattery O'Connor?
(she's quite well known around here...)

Fluttery Flattery, yes.
She'll hover around you until you order another.

[Barbara's Cat]

Replace the bullshit and lies...
and set the record straight

IOW, replace the text of all your quack posts
with anything posted by most any other person.

No problem, O Quacking One; consider it done.

Just call me "Mr Cooperative".

[Barbara's Cat]

Someone of your limited abilities and comprehension would conclude
that Reagan "made it look like Springsteen supported him". Of course,
more people would recall Mondale's explicit use of Springsteen as they
didn't have to make up something like you did. I can't help but notice
that you make up a lot of stuff here. Inferiority? Must you change
every single thread to your name?

I wrote /tried/ to make it look like... but /your/ [ quacks snipped ]

Come on, Goober, sing it for us!

/Whiny days are here again/
/My eyes can flow their tears again/
/I can quack some quacks 'bout jeers again/
/Whiny days are here again/

[ The duck simply loves it when somebody ]
[ gives him something new to whine about ]
--
Cm~

"Many men can out drink me,
out fuck me... out think me,
but they'll never beat me
at *my* game."
- Will Dockery,
proclaiming to be
good at something

[Barbara's Cat]

30+ year soap opera
attention hog
jealous
obsession
sleazy opinion
vicious attacks
lies
sorry
sorry
sorry
on a daily basis
sorry

You're a lot closer to 50, aren't you, Goober?

[Dennis M. Hammes]

Post by Barbara's Cat

30+ year soap opera
attention hog
jealous
obsession
sleazy opinion
vicious attacks
lies
sorry
sorry
sorry
on a daily basis
sorry

You're a lot closer to 50, aren't you, Goober?

50 cent?

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Post by Dennis M. Hammes

Post by Barbara's Cat

30+ year soap opera
attention hog
jealous
obsession
sleazy opinion
vicious attacks
lies
sorry
sorry
sorry
on a daily basis
sorry

You're a lot closer to 50, aren't you, Goober?

50 cent?

50 pesos

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Post by Barbara's Cat

30+ year soap opera
attention hog
jealous
obsession
sleazy opinion
vicious attacks
lies
sorry
sorry
sorry
on a daily basis
sorry

You're a lot closer to 50, aren't you, Goober?

That depends. Are you/we talking about integers?

[Meat Plow]

The poems of Vladimir Mayakovsky -
http://www.marxists.org/subject/art/literature/mayakovsky/
''...Born in 1893 in the Georgian village of Bagdadi (which was renamed
Mayakovsky after his death)
''I tell them there's no problems, only solutions.'' -John Lennon

John Lennon would shoot you in the face and not even bother to think
about it, Will.

which pricks to suck.

You and Orson should get a room and share these very similar fantasies you
both have about me, Uncle Dennis.

You, George Dance, and Chuckles Lysaght should get a room and share your
fantasies about being anything other than objects of endless jokes
and laughter.

;~)

[Meat Plow]

Post by Meat Plow

The poems of Vladimir Mayakovsky -
http://www.marxists.org/subject/art/literature/mayakovsky/
''...Born in 1893 in the Georgian village of Bagdadi (which was
renamed Mayakovsky after his death)
''I tell them there's no problems, only solutions.'' -John Lennon

John Lennon would shoot you in the face and not even bother to think
about it, Will.

which pricks to suck.

You and Orson should get a room and share these very similar fantasies
you both have about me, Uncle Dennis.

You, George Dance, and Chuckles Lysaght should get a room and share your
fantasies about being anything other than objects of endless jokes and
laughter.
;~)

Ask nicely and they'd probably let you join in their circle jerk... heh.

No thanks. Just get that room and enjoy jerkin Chuck and George yourself :~)

[Dennis M. Hammes]

Post by Meat Plow

Post by Meat Plow

The poems of Vladimir Mayakovsky -
http://www.marxists.org/subject/art/literature/mayakovsky/
''...Born in 1893 in the Georgian village of Bagdadi (which was
renamed Mayakovsky after his death)
''I tell them there's no problems, only solutions.'' -John Lennon

John Lennon would shoot you in the face and not even bother to think
about it, Will.

which pricks to suck.

You and Orson should get a room and share these very similar fantasies
you both have about me, Uncle Dennis.

You, George Dance, and Chuckles Lysaght should get a room and share your
fantasies about being anything other than objects of endless jokes and
laughter.
;~)

Ask nicely and they'd probably let you join in their circle jerk... heh.

No thanks. Just get that room and enjoy jerkin Chuck and George yourself :~)

Either chuckles has become rather unsociable (heh) or the UPS store
is kinda "closed for Easter," what?
Whereas the Duck's grandma's basement has a Social Security Layer
modem.
(I bet it's laying around typing right about now, too.)

[Dennis M. Hammes]

Post by Meat Plow

The poems of Vladimir Mayakovsky -
http://www.marxists.org/subject/art/literature/mayakovsky/
''...Born in 1893 in the Georgian village of Bagdadi (which was renamed
Mayakovsky after his death)
''I tell them there's no problems, only solutions.'' -John Lennon

John Lennon would shoot you in the face and not even bother to think
about it, Will.

which pricks to suck.

You and Orson should get a room and share these very similar fantasies you
both have about me, Uncle Dennis.

You, George Dance, and Chuckles Lysaght should get a room and share your
fantasies about being anything other than objects of endless jokes
and laughter.
;~)

Hey, you got no idea /what/ they'll do if they share a room.
Their being objects of each others' Undying LUUUUve is no fantasy.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

The poems of Vladimir Mayakovsky -
http://www.marxists.org/subject/art/literature/mayakovsky/
''...Born in 1893 in the Georgian village of Bagdadi (which was
renamed
Mayakovsky after his death)
Whatever it is, the fact that

...you continue

Absolutely, that's a given.

Even a lemming eventually decides to look over the edge before jumping,
Will.

[Dennis M. Hammes]

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain

The poems of Vladimir Mayakovsky -
http://www.marxists.org/subject/art/literature/mayakovsky/
''...Born in 1893 in the Georgian village of Bagdadi (which was
renamed
Mayakovsky after his death)
Whatever it is, the fact that

...you continue

Absolutely, that's a given.

Even a lemming eventually decides to look over the edge before jumping,
Will.

Yabut a lemming is a lot smarter than a Duck.
(Besides, Duckery has his trusty little "HELP!" sign tucked away
in his tail feathers.)

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Post by Dennis M. Hammes

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain

The poems of Vladimir Mayakovsky -
http://www.marxists.org/subject/art/literature/mayakovsky/
''...Born in 1893 in the Georgian village of Bagdadi (which was
renamed
Mayakovsky after his death)
Whatever it is, the fact that

...you continue

Absolutely, that's a given.

Even a lemming eventually decides to look over the edge before jumping,
Will.

Yabut a lemming is a lot smarter than a Duck.
(Besides, Duckery has his trusty little "HELP!" sign tucked away in his
tail feathers.)

Duckery could never live up to the legacy of Daffy.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Will Dockery wrote...

Will Dockery wrote...

The poems of Vladimir Mayakovsky -
http://www.marxists.org/subject/art/literature/mayakovsky/

''...Born in 1893 in the Georgian village of Bagdadi (which was
renamed
Mayakovsky after his death)
''I tell them there's no problems, only solutions.''
-John Lennon

John Lennon would shoot you in the face and not even bother to
think
about it, Will.

That's one of your odder fantasies... almost missed it.

It's not a fantasy

You just Don't Understand.
Dockery alters the nature of the /Whole Universe/ by choosing
which pricks to suck.

Perhaps not the "Whole Universe."

"Perhaps?"

However, the fact that he's chosen
not to suck yours has apparently had a calamitous on your little
corner of it, has it not?

Dockery why are you fantasizing about oral sex with other men?

I suppose you've forgotten that it was /you/ who made the offer,

There was no offer,

It sure was

No, it wasn't. Stop being such a numbskull, Duckery.

WABBIT SEASON
DUCKERY SEASON
WABBIT SEASON
DUCKERY SEASON
DRUNKEN MORON PIZZA BOY POET SEASON!!!

[Dennis M. Hammes]

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain

Will Dockery wrote...

Will Dockery wrote...

The poems of Vladimir Mayakovsky -
http://www.marxists.org/subject/art/literature/mayakovsky/

''...Born in 1893 in the Georgian village of Bagdadi (which was
renamed
Mayakovsky after his death)
''I tell them there's no problems, only solutions.''
-John Lennon

John Lennon would shoot you in the face and not even bother to
think
about it, Will.

That's one of your odder fantasies... almost missed it.

It's not a fantasy

You just Don't Understand.
Dockery alters the nature of the /Whole Universe/ by choosing
which pricks to suck.

Perhaps not the "Whole Universe."

"Perhaps?"

However, the fact that he's chosen
not to suck yours has apparently had a calamitous on your little
corner of it, has it not?

Dockery why are you fantasizing about oral sex with other men?

I suppose you've forgotten that it was /you/ who made the offer,

There was no offer,

It sure was

No, it wasn't. Stop being such a numbskull, Duckery.
WABBIT SEASON
DUCKERY SEASON
WABBIT SEASON
DUCKERY SEASON
DRUNKEN MORON PIZZA BOY POET SEASON!!!

Of course, you know, this means Duckery's completely safe.
(You said "poet," that's what you /said/.)

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Yeah, make everything else go away.
Leisha

1. Buy rope.
2. Buy three cinderblocks (no millstones these days).
3. Report to Main Avenue Bridge (Tallahatchee not necessary).

You first.



So you have to follow everyone else then? No "I'm a leader" for Sir Duckery
of Quack?



= snip horrible cries for help =

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

When I was a child
I played by myself

Some things never change, eh Will?