"Feathers Everywhere" (quack) by Goober Duckery

[Barbara's Cat]

What? Please clarify the above post.

Sure...
Copy, paste, quack.

It's all about persistency, eh, Goober?

[Barbara's Cat]

[The script works even better with Will Quackery's "poems"]

Quack Quack
(from http://www.quack.com/quack )
Life is quack quack
I done quack some quack dice.
Quack my quack, I'm quack
quack down quack to quack.
Quack quack in the quack
with a quack that quack my name.
Said the sky fell down last quack
quack the quack went quack.
Quack quack
quack quack quack and quack quack.
If I win the quack I quack
I quack your quack.
Quack quack too much
In this quack old town.
So we quack quack on the quack
quack our quack quack.
Seen Quack on the quack quack
quack as high as I can see.
Quack quack how it ain't fair
he didn't quack no quack.
Told me quack the old man
Quack is dead.
Then he quack to quack
went and let it get to his head.
Quack quack
quack quack quack and quack quack.
Don't ask me quack it all quack
quack quack, then quack on quack.
I said quack can you help me
my quack's quack a leak.
She told me that she quack me
then sold me down the quack.
They run me from the quack
to Quack Quack quack quack.
No I don't run no stop quack
but I quack tend to quack.
Yeah once I had a true love
Like all my quack she's dead and gone.
That quack she quack her time to me
came down on me like wood on bone.
Quack quack
Quack quack quack and quack quack.
I'd give you a quack
if I only had a quack.
Went down to the quack
to talk quack back quack.
I said hey man I can't quack
to keep this boat quack.
He's the king of Quack
eats what he quack
he's a self made man.
Good luck to you all,
quack has to take the fall
he'll quack when he quack your hand -
The quack man was quack
I quack he had quack in his eyes.
The quack of Quack
but quack quack are cold as ice.
Quack I'm quack
let me make it quack quack.
The quack quack has no pity
quack this town with fear.
Quack quack
quack quack quack and quack quack.
I have to quack quack this time
I quack that I quack her.
Quack by the quack
Quack's got his quack on now.
He's got his big red hat on
quack quack some quack plow.
I said quack can you tell me
how can a quack know my name?
He said son
all the quack quack know your name.
Quack ants and quack
quack quack in the quack
Quack quack in quack
that kill you by quack.
Quack quack
quack quack quack and quack quack.
I quack if I play this game quack
I'll quack this boat for a quack.
-Will Quack (quack) Quack Quack (quack)

What a bee-ootiful poem, Dreckery!
Genious!

IQWTP!!

ROFQMAO!!!

OMQG!!!!

JQ!!!!!

[Meat Plow]

Here quack it quack is quack quack quack.
Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack.
Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack.
Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack.
Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack.
Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack.

Yep, there it is.

heh

[John "C"]

Post by Meat Plow

Here quack it quack is quack quack quack.
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack.

Yep, there it is.
heh

heh

[Barbara's Cat]

Post of the Month!!!!!

Thanks for listening and commenting... here's the recording of

[ Goober's incessant quacking snipped ]


Dammit, moron! Enough with the quacking already!

No one (stated unanimously) in any newsgroup is
interested in reading about some drunken putz's
mediocre Mic-Night performance at Gooberville's
Stagger-In Bar and Farm Critters Vittles Store.

If it wasn't for the fact that alcohol not only
acts as a super-glue between the intoxicated's
ass and a barstool but also as an anesthetic on
the sensory cells within their cochleas, no one
in Gooberville, nor anyone else in the universe,
would sanely force themselves to be tortured by
listening to your low-eared-mouth-breather shit.

Get a clue already, Goober: you are a no-talent
dime-a-dozen going-nowhere bar-scene crap-hacker
that quacks for recognition and validation that
you simply do not in any way rightly deserve.

Feel free to snip away the painful truth, Duck.

Heh. As if you really need to be told that, eh?

Oh, and by the way, Goober: ..!.,

[Barbara's Cat]

Post by Barbara's Cat
Feel free to snip away the painful truth, Duck.

Quack!

Right on cue. Without fail.

[Barbara's Cat]

Goober Duck Will "Crybaby" Dockery quacked:

[ filtered ]

Quack!

[Barbara's Cat]

his latest claim, that the whole of Usenet was created
as a publicity tool for "Will Dockery"

That's not a new [ inveterate quacking snipped ]

Of course it isn't, Goober Rerun;
nothing you quack is ever "new".

[Meat Plow]

In rec.arts.poems on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 13:27:02 -0500, Will Dockery

So PJR quacks to bury the fact that for quacks he's quackly quacked
and quacked the quack quack, apparently, quack and, in Rik Quacks'
quack, quack of Quack Cook, apparently, who quack my poem ''Quack
Quacks'', made a quack quacking of it and quacked it to his quack
quack even a quack to me, apparently, then quacked the link here on
"Don't quack that this is some kind of quack Quack quack war in
quack the quack who are quack "us" can quackly side with [the quack]
quack he's also quack "us". Net-quack of this kind quacks *all* of
us, apparently, quack "side" we're quackly on, apparently, and the
quack quacks to be quacked quack he says quacking quacks quack you
or not." -Quack J. Ross on quack quack/net quack, apparently, quack
when it quacks to his quacks such as Quack Cook, as many would
agree.

I'm not sure I fuly understand the point you're making in the third
paragraph of your otherwise lucid post. Please explain in more detail.

I think Our Will, in the above quoted sections (which have been so
succinctly translated by your wonderful script, Peter) has not only
redefined the writing and comprehension of the prose poem, but also
achieved a paradigm-shift through his choice and arrangement of the
words and phrases to bring about a new and essential insight into the
bathetic/pathetic nature of early 21st century English language poetry
in its many and varied forms.
Remarkable!
Rik, knee quack.

It is wonder isn't it.

[John "C"]

Post by Meat Plow

In rec.arts.poems on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 13:27:02 -0500, Will Dockery

So PJR quacks to bury the fact that for quacks he's quackly quacked
and quacked the quack quack, apparently, quack and, in Rik Quacks'
quack, quack of Quack Cook, apparently, who quack my poem ''Quack
Quacks'', made a quack quacking of it and quacked it to his quack
quack even a quack to me, apparently, then quacked the link here on
"Don't quack that this is some kind of quack Quack quack war in
quack the quack who are quack "us" can quackly side with [the quack]
quack he's also quack "us". Net-quack of this kind quacks *all* of
us, apparently, quack "side" we're quackly on, apparently, and the
quack quacks to be quacked quack he says quacking quacks quack you
or not." -Quack J. Ross on quack quack/net quack, apparently, quack
when it quacks to his quacks such as Quack Cook, as many would
agree.

I'm not sure I fuly understand the point you're making in the third
paragraph of your otherwise lucid post. Please explain in more detail.

I think Our Will, in the above quoted sections (which have been so
succinctly translated by your wonderful script, Peter) has not only
redefined the writing and comprehension of the prose poem, but also
achieved a paradigm-shift through his choice and arrangement of the
words and phrases to bring about a new and essential insight into the
bathetic/pathetic nature of early 21st century English language poetry
in its many and varied forms.
Remarkable!
Rik, knee quack.

It is wonder isn't it.

Heh.

[Peter J Ross]

In rec.arts.poems on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:31:23 -0500, Will Dockery

In rec.arts.poems on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:00:11 -0800 (PST), Will

Quack Quacker
Life is quacking quacker
I done quack some quack dice.
Quacked my quack, apparently, I'm quacking
quack down quack to quack,
as many would agree.
Quack quacking in the quacking
with a quack that quacks my name.
Said the sky fell down last quack
quacker the quack went quack,
as many would agree.
Quack quacker
quack quack quacks and quack quacker.
If I win the quack I quack
I quack your quacker,
as many would agree.
Quacking quacks too much
In this quack old town.
So we quackly quack on the quacker
quacking our quacks quack,
as many would agree.
Seen Quacker on the quack quack
quack as high as I can see.
Quacking quack how it ain't fair
he did not quack no quack,
as many would agree.
Told me quack the old man
Quack is dead.
Then he quacked to quack
went and let it get to his head,
as many would agree.
Quack quacker
quack quack quacks and quack quacker.
Do not ask me quack it all quacks
quack quack, apparently, then quack on quacker,
as many would agree.
I said quacker can you help me
my quack's quack a leak.
She told me that she quacked me
then sold me down the quack,
as many would agree.
They run me from the quack
to Quack Quack quacker quack.
No I do not run no stop quacks
but I quacks tend to quack,
as many would agree.
Yeah once I had a true love
Like all my quacks she's dead and gone.
That quack she quacked her time to me
came down on me like wood on bone,
as many would agree.
Quack quacker
Quack quack quacks and quack quacker.
I'd give you a quack
if I only had a quack,
as many would agree.
Went down to the quack
to talk quack back quack.
I said hey man I can't quack
to keep this boat quack,
as many would agree.
He's the king of Quack
eats what he quacks
he's a self made man.
Good luck to you all, apparently,
quack has to take the fall
he'll quack when he quacks your hand -
The quacker man was quacking
I quack he had quack in his eyes.
The quack of Quack
but quack quacks are cold as ice,
as many would agree.
Quacking I'm quacking
let me make it quackly quack.
The quacking quack has no pity
quacks this town with fear,
as many would agree.
Quack quacker
quack quack quacks and quack quacker.
I have to quack quack this time
I quacker that I quack her,
as many would agree.
Quacking by the quacks
Quack's got his quacks on now.
He's got his big red hat on
quacking quack some quack plow,
as many would agree.
I said quacker can you tell me
how can a quack know my name?
He said son
all the quack quack know your name,
as many would agree.
Quacks ants and quacks
quack quacks in the quacks
Quack quacks in quacks
that kill you by quacks,
as many would agree.
Quack quacker
quack quack quacks and quack quacker.
I quack if I play this game quack
I'll quack this boat for a quacker,
as many would agree.
-Will Dreckery (quacks) Quack Quack (quack)

What a bee-ootiful poem, Dockery!
Genious!

Quacks for quacking the time to read and quack, apparently, Quacker.

I must take time to study "Quack Quacker" more closely, in the hope
that one day I too will be able to write brilliant, moving verse-
paragraphs like this:

I said quacker can you tell me
how can a quack know my name?
He said son
all the quack quack know your name,
as many would agree.

and this:

I'd give you a quack
if I only had a quack,
as many would agree.

[§ñühw¤£f]

On Mon, 18 Feb 2008 09:15:55 +0000

Post by Peter J Ross
In rec.arts.poems on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:31:23 -0500, Will Dockery

In rec.arts.poems on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:00:11 -0800 (PST),

Quack Quacker
Life is quacking quacker
I done quack some quack dice.
Quacked my quack, apparently, I'm quacking
quack down quack to quack,
as many would agree.
Quack quacking in the quacking
with a quack that quacks my name.
Said the sky fell down last quack
quacker the quack went quack,
as many would agree.
Quack quacker
quack quack quacks and quack quacker.
If I win the quack I quack
I quack your quacker,
as many would agree.
Quacking quacks too much
In this quack old town.
So we quackly quack on the quacker
quacking our quacks quack,
as many would agree.
Seen Quacker on the quack quack
quack as high as I can see.
Quacking quack how it ain't fair
he did not quack no quack,
as many would agree.
Told me quack the old man
Quack is dead.
Then he quacked to quack
went and let it get to his head,
as many would agree.
Quack quacker
quack quack quacks and quack quacker.
Do not ask me quack it all quacks
quack quack, apparently, then quack on quacker,
as many would agree.
I said quacker can you help me
my quack's quack a leak.
She told me that she quacked me
then sold me down the quack,
as many would agree.
They run me from the quack
to Quack Quack quacker quack.
No I do not run no stop quacks
but I quacks tend to quack,
as many would agree.
Yeah once I had a true love
Like all my quacks she's dead and gone.
That quack she quacked her time to me
came down on me like wood on bone,
as many would agree.
Quack quacker
Quack quack quacks and quack quacker.
I'd give you a quack
if I only had a quack,
as many would agree.
Went down to the quack
to talk quack back quack.
I said hey man I can't quack
to keep this boat quack,
as many would agree.
He's the king of Quack
eats what he quacks
he's a self made man.
Good luck to you all, apparently,
quack has to take the fall
he'll quack when he quacks your hand -
The quacker man was quacking
I quack he had quack in his eyes.
The quack of Quack
but quack quacks are cold as ice,
as many would agree.
Quacking I'm quacking
let me make it quackly quack.
The quacking quack has no pity
quacks this town with fear,
as many would agree.
Quack quacker
quack quack quacks and quack quacker.
I have to quack quack this time
I quacker that I quack her,
as many would agree.
Quacking by the quacks
Quack's got his quacks on now.
He's got his big red hat on
quacking quack some quack plow,
as many would agree.
I said quacker can you tell me
how can a quack know my name?
He said son
all the quack quack know your name,
as many would agree.
Quacks ants and quacks
quack quacks in the quacks
Quack quacks in quacks
that kill you by quacks,
as many would agree.
Quack quacker
quack quack quacks and quack quacker.
I quack if I play this game quack
I'll quack this boat for a quacker,
as many would agree.
-Will Dreckery (quacks) Quack Quack (quack)

What a bee-ootiful poem, Dockery!
Genious!

Quacks for quacking the time to read and quack, apparently,
Quacker.

I must take time to study "Quack Quacker" more closely, in the
hope that one day I too will be able to write brilliant, moving
I said quacker can you tell me
how can a quack know my name?
He said son
all the quack quack know your name,
as many would agree.
I'd give you a quack
if I only had a quack,
as many would agree.

This is better than a snuh cascade how?

--
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/021508B.shtml

[Peter J Ross]

In rec.arts.poems on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 09:17:12 -0800, §ñühw¤£f

Post by §ñühw¤£f
On Mon, 18 Feb 2008 09:15:55 +0000

Post by Peter J Ross
In rec.arts.poems on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:31:23 -0500, Will Dockery

In rec.arts.poems on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:00:11 -0800 (PST),

Quack Quacker
Life is quacking quacker
I done quack some quack dice.
Quacked my quack, apparently, I'm quacking
quack down quack to quack,
as many would agree.
Quack quacking in the quacking
with a quack that quacks my name.
Said the sky fell down last quack
quacker the quack went quack,
as many would agree.
Quack quacker
quack quack quacks and quack quacker.
If I win the quack I quack
I quack your quacker,
as many would agree.
Quacking quacks too much
In this quack old town.
So we quackly quack on the quacker
quacking our quacks quack,
as many would agree.
Seen Quacker on the quack quack
quack as high as I can see.
Quacking quack how it ain't fair
he did not quack no quack,
as many would agree.
Told me quack the old man
Quack is dead.
Then he quacked to quack
went and let it get to his head,
as many would agree.
Quack quacker
quack quack quacks and quack quacker.
Do not ask me quack it all quacks
quack quack, apparently, then quack on quacker,
as many would agree.
I said quacker can you help me
my quack's quack a leak.
She told me that she quacked me
then sold me down the quack,
as many would agree.
They run me from the quack
to Quack Quack quacker quack.
No I do not run no stop quacks
but I quacks tend to quack,
as many would agree.
Yeah once I had a true love
Like all my quacks she's dead and gone.
That quack she quacked her time to me
came down on me like wood on bone,
as many would agree.
Quack quacker
Quack quack quacks and quack quacker.
I'd give you a quack
if I only had a quack,
as many would agree.
Went down to the quack
to talk quack back quack.
I said hey man I can't quack
to keep this boat quack,
as many would agree.
He's the king of Quack
eats what he quacks
he's a self made man.
Good luck to you all, apparently,
quack has to take the fall
he'll quack when he quacks your hand -
The quacker man was quacking
I quack he had quack in his eyes.
The quack of Quack
but quack quacks are cold as ice,
as many would agree.
Quacking I'm quacking
let me make it quackly quack.
The quacking quack has no pity
quacks this town with fear,
as many would agree.
Quack quacker
quack quack quacks and quack quacker.
I have to quack quack this time
I quacker that I quack her,
as many would agree.
Quacking by the quacks
Quack's got his quacks on now.
He's got his big red hat on
quacking quack some quack plow,
as many would agree.
I said quacker can you tell me
how can a quack know my name?
He said son
all the quack quack know your name,
as many would agree.
Quacks ants and quacks
quack quacks in the quacks
Quack quacks in quacks
that kill you by quacks,
as many would agree.
Quack quacker
quack quack quacks and quack quacker.
I quack if I play this game quack
I'll quack this boat for a quacker,
as many would agree.
-Will Dreckery (quacks) Quack Quack (quack)

What a bee-ootiful poem, Dockery!
Genious!

Quacks for quacking the time to read and quack, apparently,
Quacker.

I must take time to study "Quack Quacker" more closely, in the
hope that one day I too will be able to write brilliant, moving
I said quacker can you tell me
how can a quack know my name?
He said son
all the quack quack know your name,
as many would agree.
I'd give you a quack
if I only had a quack,
as many would agree.

This is better than a snuh cascade how?

(a) It doesn't have the word "snuh" in it.

(b) It isn't a moronic copy of the meowers' least amusing habit.

(c) It's lasted more than an hour without being killfiled by 99% of
Usenet posters.

(d) It's a real text-editor script, not a mere stupid made-up word
that the unlamented Mr Dumbphries and his outer-filth friends tended
to shout repeatedly when they were drunk, drugged and incoherent -
i.e. all the time, until they were thoroughly spanked off Usenet.

I leave (e) to (z) as an exercise for the reader's imagination.

I notice that nobody has replied to you with "This is better than a
buh cascade how?" That particular kind of net.moronism seems to be
dead.

Meow.

[K. A. Cannon]

Post by Peter J Ross
In rec.arts.poems on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 09:17:12 -0800, §ñühw¤£f

Post by §ñühw¤£f
On Mon, 18 Feb 2008 09:15:55 +0000

Post by Peter J Ross
In rec.arts.poems on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:31:23 -0500, Will Dockery

In rec.arts.poems on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:00:11 -0800 (PST),

Quack Quacker
Life is quacking quacker
I done quack some quack dice.
Quacked my quack, apparently, I'm quacking
quack down quack to quack,
as many would agree.
Quack quacking in the quacking
with a quack that quacks my name.
Said the sky fell down last quack
quacker the quack went quack,
as many would agree.
Quack quacker
quack quack quacks and quack quacker.
If I win the quack I quack
I quack your quacker,
as many would agree.
Quacking quacks too much
In this quack old town.
So we quackly quack on the quacker
quacking our quacks quack,
as many would agree.
Seen Quacker on the quack quack
quack as high as I can see.
Quacking quack how it ain't fair
he did not quack no quack,
as many would agree.
Told me quack the old man
Quack is dead.
Then he quacked to quack
went and let it get to his head,
as many would agree.
Quack quacker
quack quack quacks and quack quacker.
Do not ask me quack it all quacks
quack quack, apparently, then quack on quacker,
as many would agree.
I said quacker can you help me
my quack's quack a leak.
She told me that she quacked me
then sold me down the quack,
as many would agree.
They run me from the quack
to Quack Quack quacker quack.
No I do not run no stop quacks
but I quacks tend to quack,
as many would agree.
Yeah once I had a true love
Like all my quacks she's dead and gone.
That quack she quacked her time to me
came down on me like wood on bone,
as many would agree.
Quack quacker
Quack quack quacks and quack quacker.
I'd give you a quack
if I only had a quack,
as many would agree.
Went down to the quack
to talk quack back quack.
I said hey man I can't quack
to keep this boat quack,
as many would agree.
He's the king of Quack
eats what he quacks
he's a self made man.
Good luck to you all, apparently,
quack has to take the fall
he'll quack when he quacks your hand -
The quacker man was quacking
I quack he had quack in his eyes.
The quack of Quack
but quack quacks are cold as ice,
as many would agree.
Quacking I'm quacking
let me make it quackly quack.
The quacking quack has no pity
quacks this town with fear,
as many would agree.
Quack quacker
quack quack quacks and quack quacker.
I have to quack quack this time
I quacker that I quack her,
as many would agree.
Quacking by the quacks
Quack's got his quacks on now.
He's got his big red hat on
quacking quack some quack plow,
as many would agree.
I said quacker can you tell me
how can a quack know my name?
He said son
all the quack quack know your name,
as many would agree.
Quacks ants and quacks
quack quacks in the quacks
Quack quacks in quacks
that kill you by quacks,
as many would agree.
Quack quacker
quack quack quacks and quack quacker.
I quack if I play this game quack
I'll quack this boat for a quacker,
as many would agree.
-Will Dreckery (quacks) Quack Quack (quack)

What a bee-ootiful poem, Dockery!
Genious!

Quacks for quacking the time to read and quack, apparently, Quacker.

I must take time to study "Quack Quacker" more closely, in the
hope that one day I too will be able to write brilliant, moving
I said quacker can you tell me
how can a quack know my name?
He said son
all the quack quack know your name,
as many would agree.
I'd give you a quack
if I only had a quack,
as many would agree.

This is better than a snuh cascade how?

(a) It doesn't have the word "snuh" in it.
(b) It isn't a moronic copy of the meowers' least amusing habit.
(c) It's lasted more than an hour without being killfiled by 99% of
Usenet posters.
(d) It's a real text-editor script, not a mere stupid made-up word
that the unlamented Mr Dumbphries and his outer-filth friends tended
to shout repeatedly when they were drunk, drugged and incoherent -
i.e. all the time, until they were thoroughly spanked off Usenet.
I leave (e) to (z) as an exercise for the reader's imagination.
I notice that nobody has replied to you with "This is better than a
buh cascade how?" That particular kind of net.moronism seems to be
dead.
Meow.

I believe the originality of the concept and the work involved in its
execution baffled ole Snuhwolf.

The old Snuhites believes that mere imitate (with a lame twist) was
somehow original and innovative.
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On Tue, 19 Feb 2008 10:14:09 -0500

Post by K. A. Cannon

Post by Peter J Ross
In rec.arts.poems on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 09:17:12 -0800, §ñühw¤£f

Post by §ñühw¤£f
On Mon, 18 Feb 2008 09:15:55 +0000

with:>

Post by §ñühw¤£f

Post by Peter J Ross
In rec.arts.poems on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:31:23 -0500, Will

In rec.arts.poems on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:00:11 -0800 (PST),

Quack Quacker
Life is quacking quacker
I done quack some quack dice.
Quacked my quack, apparently, I'm quacking
quack down quack to quack,
as many would agree.
Quack quacking in the quacking
with a quack that quacks my name.
Said the sky fell down last quack
quacker the quack went quack,
as many would agree.
Quack quacker
quack quack quacks and quack quacker.
If I win the quack I quack
I quack your quacker,
as many would agree.
Quacking quacks too much
In this quack old town.
So we quackly quack on the quacker
quacking our quacks quack,
as many would agree.
Seen Quacker on the quack quack
quack as high as I can see.
Quacking quack how it ain't fair
he did not quack no quack,
as many would agree.
Told me quack the old man
Quack is dead.
Then he quacked to quack
went and let it get to his head,
as many would agree.
Quack quacker
quack quack quacks and quack quacker.
Do not ask me quack it all quacks
quack quack, apparently, then quack on quacker,
as many would agree.
I said quacker can you help me
my quack's quack a leak.
She told me that she quacked me
then sold me down the quack,
as many would agree.
They run me from the quack
to Quack Quack quacker quack.
No I do not run no stop quacks
but I quacks tend to quack,
as many would agree.
Yeah once I had a true love
Like all my quacks she's dead and gone.
That quack she quacked her time to me
came down on me like wood on bone,
as many would agree.
Quack quacker
Quack quack quacks and quack quacker.
I'd give you a quack
if I only had a quack,
as many would agree.
Went down to the quack
to talk quack back quack.
I said hey man I can't quack
to keep this boat quack,
as many would agree.
He's the king of Quack
eats what he quacks
he's a self made man.
Good luck to you all, apparently,
quack has to take the fall
he'll quack when he quacks your hand -
The quacker man was quacking
I quack he had quack in his eyes.
The quack of Quack
but quack quacks are cold as ice,
as many would agree.
Quacking I'm quacking
let me make it quackly quack.
The quacking quack has no pity
quacks this town with fear,
as many would agree.
Quack quacker
quack quack quacks and quack quacker.
I have to quack quack this time
I quacker that I quack her,
as many would agree.
Quacking by the quacks
Quack's got his quacks on now.
He's got his big red hat on
quacking quack some quack plow,
as many would agree.
I said quacker can you tell me
how can a quack know my name?
He said son
all the quack quack know your name,
as many would agree.
Quacks ants and quacks
quack quacks in the quacks
Quack quacks in quacks
that kill you by quacks,
as many would agree.
Quack quacker
quack quack quacks and quack quacker.
I quack if I play this game quack
I'll quack this boat for a quacker,
as many would agree.
-Will Dreckery (quacks) Quack Quack (quack)

What a bee-ootiful poem, Dockery!
Genious!

Quacks for quacking the time to read and quack, apparently, Quacker.

I must take time to study "Quack Quacker" more closely, in the
hope that one day I too will be able to write brilliant,
I said quacker can you tell me
how can a quack know my name?
He said son
all the quack quack know your name,
as many would agree.
I'd give you a quack
if I only had a quack,
as many would agree.

This is better than a snuh cascade how?

(a) It doesn't have the word "snuh" in it.
(b) It isn't a moronic copy of the meowers' least amusing habit.
(c) It's lasted more than an hour without being killfiled by 99%
of Usenet posters.
(d) It's a real text-editor script, not a mere stupid made-up
word that the unlamented Mr Dumbphries and his outer-filth
friends tended to shout repeatedly when they were drunk, drugged
and incoherent - i.e. all the time, until they were thoroughly
spanked off Usenet.
I leave (e) to (z) as an exercise for the reader's imagination.
I notice that nobody has replied to you with "This is better than
a buh cascade how?" That particular kind of net.moronism seems to
be dead.
Meow.

I believe the originality of the concept and the work involved in
its execution baffled ole Snuhwolf.

Its like Jazz baby.

Post by K. A. Cannon
The old Snuhites believes that mere imitate (with a lame twist)
was somehow original and innovative.

You read minds now Kebbie?
What other intersting things did "snuhers believe"?
:)

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http://www.aclu.org/factoverfear

[§ñühw¤£f]

On Mon, 18 Feb 2008 23:47:11 +0000

Post by Peter J Ross
In rec.arts.poems on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 09:17:12 -0800,

Post by §ñühw¤£f
On Mon, 18 Feb 2008 09:15:55 +0000

Post by Peter J Ross
In rec.arts.poems on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:31:23 -0500, Will

In rec.arts.poems on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:00:11 -0800 (PST),

Quack Quacker
Life is quacking quacker
I done quack some quack dice.
Quacked my quack, apparently, I'm quacking
quack down quack to quack,
as many would agree.
Quack quacking in the quacking
with a quack that quacks my name.
Said the sky fell down last quack
quacker the quack went quack,
as many would agree.
Quack quacker
quack quack quacks and quack quacker.
If I win the quack I quack
I quack your quacker,
as many would agree.
Quacking quacks too much
In this quack old town.
So we quackly quack on the quacker
quacking our quacks quack,
as many would agree.
Seen Quacker on the quack quack
quack as high as I can see.
Quacking quack how it ain't fair
he did not quack no quack,
as many would agree.
Told me quack the old man
Quack is dead.
Then he quacked to quack
went and let it get to his head,
as many would agree.
Quack quacker
quack quack quacks and quack quacker.
Do not ask me quack it all quacks
quack quack, apparently, then quack on quacker,
as many would agree.
I said quacker can you help me
my quack's quack a leak.
She told me that she quacked me
then sold me down the quack,
as many would agree.
They run me from the quack
to Quack Quack quacker quack.
No I do not run no stop quacks
but I quacks tend to quack,
as many would agree.
Yeah once I had a true love
Like all my quacks she's dead and gone.
That quack she quacked her time to me
came down on me like wood on bone,
as many would agree.
Quack quacker
Quack quack quacks and quack quacker.
I'd give you a quack
if I only had a quack,
as many would agree.
Went down to the quack
to talk quack back quack.
I said hey man I can't quack
to keep this boat quack,
as many would agree.
He's the king of Quack
eats what he quacks
he's a self made man.
Good luck to you all, apparently,
quack has to take the fall
he'll quack when he quacks your hand -
The quacker man was quacking
I quack he had quack in his eyes.
The quack of Quack
but quack quacks are cold as ice,
as many would agree.
Quacking I'm quacking
let me make it quackly quack.
The quacking quack has no pity
quacks this town with fear,
as many would agree.
Quack quacker
quack quack quacks and quack quacker.
I have to quack quack this time
I quacker that I quack her,
as many would agree.
Quacking by the quacks
Quack's got his quacks on now.
He's got his big red hat on
quacking quack some quack plow,
as many would agree.
I said quacker can you tell me
how can a quack know my name?
He said son
all the quack quack know your name,
as many would agree.
Quacks ants and quacks
quack quacks in the quacks
Quack quacks in quacks
that kill you by quacks,
as many would agree.
Quack quacker
quack quack quacks and quack quacker.
I quack if I play this game quack
I'll quack this boat for a quacker,
as many would agree.
-Will Dreckery (quacks) Quack Quack (quack)

What a bee-ootiful poem, Dockery!
Genious!

Quacks for quacking the time to read and quack, apparently, Quacker.

I must take time to study "Quack Quacker" more closely, in the
hope that one day I too will be able to write brilliant, moving
I said quacker can you tell me
how can a quack know my name?
He said son
all the quack quack know your name,
as many would agree.
I'd give you a SNUH
if I only had a SNUH,
as many would BUH.

This is better than a snuh cascade how?

(a) It doesn't have the word "snuh" in it.

That deficit can be corrected.

Post by Peter J Ross
(b) It isn't a moronic copy of the meowers' least amusing habit.

Meowers???
Meow created SNUH?

Post by Peter J Ross
(c) It's lasted more than an hour without being killfiled by 99%
of Usenet posters.

MI-5 posts probably had that aspect as well.

Post by Peter J Ross
(d) It's a real text-editor script, not a mere stupid made-up word
that the unlamented

Unlamented? Is that like cryogenics?

Mr Dumbphries and his outer-filth friends tended

Post by Peter J Ross
to shout repeatedly when they were drunk, drugged and incoherent -
i.e. all the time, until they were thoroughly spanked off Usenet.

I'm still here :)
Your claims are entirely unfounded.

Post by Peter J Ross
I leave (e) to (z) as an exercise for the reader's imagination.

Zombies rising from the grave and strolling thru a mall...during the
primaries...

Post by Peter J Ross
I notice that nobody has replied to you with "This is better than
a buh cascade how?" That particular kind of net.moronism seems to
be dead.

THis is inferior to a juh cascade, now.

Post by Peter J Ross
Meow.

Woof.

--
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[Peter J Ross]

In rec.arts.poems on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 03:23:19 -0500, Will Dockery

Good heavens, the section couldn't be clearer were it interpreted
into Dutch.

http://www.quack.nl/quack.htm
M. H. Quackers: "Quacks for quacking a quack in the quack quack
quack I am quacking. You can quack the quacking quacks in quack that
you see fit, apparently, I quack your quack quack. When you have
quacked the quacks you can send the tape. quacks be nice,
apparently, I quack, to have some real Quack quacks quacked with it
like Quack Quack (I have quacks been a quack quack quack fan) but
you can also use jazz if you want. I will make sure the quack is
quacked and quack on quack quacks on the Quack quack. Then,
apparently, in the quack, we can also try it the quacker way
quack... That's quack. It quacks like a quackly quacking quack. I
will quack the quack over my quack quack has quack 80.000 quackers a
year, apparently, quack to give your name a quack quack into quack
by quack quack. It's nice that quack sort of quack-quack quacks can
quack over the quack. So much quack quacking quack that it's good
quacks quacking quack quacks."

"That's quack. It quacks like a quackly quacking quack" is the most
insightful comment on the work of Will Dreckery I've seen for a long
time. This M. H. Quackers person certainly knows what he's talking
about!

[Dennis M. Hammes]

Post by Peter J Ross
In rec.arts.poems on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 03:23:19 -0500, Will Dockery

Good heavens, the section couldn't be clearer were it interpreted
into Dutch.

http://www.quack.nl/quack.htm
M. H. Quackers: "Quacks for quacking a quack in the quack quack
quack I am quacking. You can quack the quacking quacks in quack that
you see fit, apparently, I quack your quack quack. When you have
quacked the quacks you can send the tape. quacks be nice,
apparently, I quack, to have some real Quack quacks quacked with it
like Quack Quack (I have quacks been a quack quack quack fan) but
you can also use jazz if you want. I will make sure the quack is
quacked and quack on quack quacks on the Quack quack. Then,
apparently, in the quack, we can also try it the quacker way
quack... That's quack. It quacks like a quackly quacking quack. I
will quack the quack over my quack quack has quack 80.000 quackers a
year, apparently, quack to give your name a quack quack into quack
by quack quack. It's nice that quack sort of quack-quack quacks can
quack over the quack. So much quack quacking quack that it's good
quacks quacking quack quacks."

"That's quack. It quacks like a quackly quacking quack" is the most
insightful comment on the work of Will Dreckery I've seen for a long
time. This M. H. Quackers person certainly knows what he's talking
about!

Martijn Benders: a rial a dozen.
George Dance: tuppence.
Will Dockery: a bit of stale bread crust.

Alcatroll's 6000 (beta): priceless.

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My opinion

doesn't mean shit.

To be fair, it does, exactly.

It describes my opinion of your work

Exactly.