The reason why Will Dockery is a babbling idiot.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Yes, as immune to radiation and disease as the cockroach is, no one is
immune to USENET.

it's got a long reach.
and allot more than shrimp get's scooped up.
i've tried to escape it
but, to no avail.
'ktheroach is getting settled in.
this is the "painful" phase.
next comes the "i'm outta here- fuck all you all"
phase.
and i'm not talking shit.
wait- i guess i am.
goodbye to all of you usenetters
see you in a couple hours.

Most individuals come here to share in word play, discuss poetry, or get
feedback.

Any chance you'll ever do one or more of the three?

Along the way a few--the ones that don't run the other way, it
seems--get stuck in the mud and stay around for a spell. But it is only
the most annoying specimens that end up taking over the whole experiment
and making it their own pet monster.

It's obvious now. Igor must have dropped and stepped on your brain. That's
why you're so damn stupid.


In a free domain like this,

annoyance leads to migration towards areas of less annoying fraught
density.

That doesn't even make sense.

And so in keeping with that, by midnight on October 31st, 2008, I,
Illustrious Ashes, will cease to be.

We can only hope. Promise you'll have someone put it on YouTube?

My UFO will have landed, so to
speak, and I will be gazing out from my window among the stars.

Ah, I get it. Dockery's a Moronian from planet Idiot in the Arsehole Nebula.
Okay then!

[Dennis M. Hammes]

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain

Yes, as immune to radiation and disease as the cockroach is, no one is
immune to USENET.

it's got a long reach.
and allot more than shrimp get's scooped up.
i've tried to escape it
but, to no avail.
'ktheroach is getting settled in.
this is the "painful" phase.
next comes the "i'm outta here- fuck all you all"
phase.
and i'm not talking shit.
wait- i guess i am.
goodbye to all of you usenetters
see you in a couple hours.

Most individuals come here to share in word play, discuss poetry, or get
feedback.

Any chance you'll ever do one or more of the three?

Along the way a few--the ones that don't run the other way, it
seems--get stuck in the mud and stay around for a spell. But it is only
the most annoying specimens that end up taking over the whole experiment
and making it their own pet monster.

It's obvious now. Igor must have dropped and stepped on your brain. That's
why you're so damn stupid.
In a free domain like this,

annoyance leads to migration towards areas of less annoying fraught
density.

That doesn't even make sense.

Beginning with "free domain," which is maintained out of the
pocketses of those who actually pay for it.
In this as in the rest of his "life," Dockery is a drijbbling,
quacking, public-park welfare duck, a crumb-bum who bites the hand
that feeds him merely because it's the only one he can reach.

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain

And so in keeping with that, by midnight on October 31st, 2008, I,
Illustrious Ashes, will cease to be.

<generous applause>

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
We can only hope. Promise you'll have someone put it on YouTube?

If she doesn't do a fan dance before slowly fading offstage, skip it.

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain

My UFO will have landed, so to
speak, and I will be gazing out from my window among the stars.

Another Transporter that runs on grape Kool-Aid, right.
"Beam me up, sotty."
'Sokay. Your former Soul-Mate will be gazing out of his widow
among the starlets.

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Ah, I get it. Dockery's a Moronian from planet Idiot in the Arsehole Nebula.
Okay then!

d00d! This is Her Allrustyous Ashcan, remember?
She's going home (/Home/, Toto!) to the /Crab/ Nebula.

As for the trip, wish her luck.
Dockery pilots the same way he walks -- like a pinball machine.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

(so- have you got me on Dockery's side in the Dockery/Hammes
War? as you can see, Dockery doesn't think much of my stuff
either.

I haven't really seen much of your actual poetry yet,



Those reading comprehension problems really bothering you, huh Will?