At the Sign of the Owl and Angel / PJR

[Meat Plow]

When Dockery grows a spine, let me know.

"Try to have your insults make sense."
IOW: An anonymous poster hiding behind the moniker of "OB" calls /me/
spineless? Now /that's/ funny!

Funny or not it's the truth.

[Meat Plow]

Post by Meat Plow

When Dockery grows a spine, let me know.

"Try to have your insults make sense."
IOW: An anonymous poster hiding behind the moniker of "OB" calls /me/
spineless? Now /that's/ funny!

Funny or not it's the truth.

Yeah, "Meat Plow", it is

At least you agree.

[Meat Plow]

When Dockery grows a spine, let me know.

"Try to have your insults make sense."
IOW: An anonymous poster hiding behind the moniker of "OB" calls /me/
spineless? Now /that's/ funny!

Many would agree that the anonymous poster hiding behind the moniker

Is too spineless to use his/her real name on Usenet?

Spineless cowards post to Usenet all the time using real life names,
you're a prime example Dockery.

Using your flawed logic, I supposed for your next act of extreme stupidity
you shall claim Sam Clemens and ever other author published under an
assumed name were also too spineless to use their real names.

heh

[Meat Plow]

In message

When Dockery grows a spine, let me know.

"Try to have your insults make sense."
IOW: An anonymous poster hiding behind the moniker of "OB" calls /me/
spineless? Now /that's/ funny!

Many would agree that the anonymous poster hiding behind the moniker

Is too spineless to use his/her real name on Usenet?

On the contrary, Will, anyone who knows how to use Google can get to
my real name in three clicks.

No, I'm not interested enough to go stalking for you on the web... if
you're too shy to use your real name on Usenet, that's your choice,
"OB".

Really? Poor OB. He's not your Duckrish "usenet friend".
Why such focused stalking?
Oh yes, because you're a liar and a hypocrite.
Rob

Willy thinks that posting using a real name somehow turns him into a
Usenet Super Hero and that the tens of thousands who don't are all "shy."

heh

[Meat Plow]

[quoted text muted]

Well, if the /sock fits/, "0B"...
"Post your proof that I've [...] or remain the ludicrous quacking liar
that you are."

[quoted text muted]

Actually the claim was that you "plastered" your "real name" "all
over" this alleged blog, which you don't have the guts to post the
link to, "0B".
Another day goes by, and still no link... no surprise here.

[quoted text muted]

Dunno about a "pack", but you've been shown to produce "individual
servings" of them.

[quoted text muted]

No, it ain't "like that", "0B"... so once again I'll cut the bullshit
and set the record straight.
No, you were "caught" posting an ironic (and hypocritical) comment
about my "spine"... and I pointed out the irony of an anonymous poster
hiding behind a phony name calling a person (me) who isn't afraid to
use my real name and thus back up what I say.

[quoted text muted]

To cut a long story short, get back to me when you grow a spine, "OB".

[quoted text muted]

Last time I checked, yeah.
I'm "Will Dockery"... I have no idea who you are, and you no doubt
haven't decided who you want to pretend to be, yet.

[quoted text muted]

Actually, you're clearly the one "hurt" here, Barbie.
Maybe you can harness this angst and write a poem about it in 2008?
Since you haven't written one since 2004 I'm sure nobody here is
holding their breath for that... heh.

[quoted text muted]

Easily done with "three clicks" in Google, Barbie.
George is referring to the times you've followed behind Vera (which
was defined by Karla and selectively agreed upon by everyone here as
"stalking") with copy-n-paste replies where you called her such things
http://groups.google.com/groups/search?q=%22barbara%27s+cat%22+%22vera%22+%22crazy+old+bitch%22&start=0&scoring=d&hl=en&
Hope this helps, Barbie.

[quoted text muted]

Oh, the irony!

[quoted text muted]

While you (like OB) remain a spineless anonymous poster hiding behind
a sock, "Barbara's Cat".

[quoted text muted]

Well, you /tried/ to fix it, Pete... since you claim to not even read
my posts, we know that would be impossible, right?
So, I'll "fix" it myself... here's one of my original comments on the
"...While this poem is enjoyable (since I tend to enjoy nebulous
poetry with heavily /coded/ personal references) and has some
striking
lines/images, such as the title and bits like "Depressing that the
lane has had its streetlamps pistoled out", it seems everyone agrees
that when put to the often quoted one-liner critique of "try to have
your writing make sense" it fails utterly.
In fact, many would call the poem "sloppy dreck" or somesuch."

Nice New Year's rant there Dockery. Turn over a new leaf and quit being so
damn bitter.

[Meat Plow]

Post by Meat Plow

[quoted text muted]
Well, if the /sock fits/, "0B"...
"Post your proof that I've [...] or remain the ludicrous quacking liar
that you are."

[quoted text muted]

Actually the claim was that you "plastered" your "real name" "all
over" this alleged blog, which you don't have the guts to post the
link to, "0B".
Another day goes by, and still no link... no surprise here.

[quoted text muted]

Dunno about a "pack", but you've been shown to produce "individual
servings" of them.

[quoted text muted]

No, it ain't "like that", "0B"... so once again I'll cut the bullshit
and set the record straight.
No, you were "caught" posting an ironic (and hypocritical) comment
about my "spine"... and I pointed out the irony of an anonymous poster
hiding behind a phony name calling a person (me) who isn't afraid to
use my real name and thus back up what I say.

[quoted text muted]

To cut a long story short, get back to me when you grow a spine, "OB".

[quoted text muted]

Last time I checked, yeah.
I'm "Will Dockery"... I have no idea who you are, and you no doubt
haven't decided who you want to pretend to be, yet.

[quoted text muted]

Actually, you're clearly the one "hurt" here, Barbie.
Maybe you can harness this angst and write a poem about it in 2008?
Since you haven't written one since 2004 I'm sure nobody here is
holding their breath for that... heh.

[quoted text muted]

Easily done with "three clicks" in Google, Barbie.
George is referring to the times you've followed behind Vera (which
was defined by Karla and selectively agreed upon by everyone here as
"stalking") with copy-n-paste replies where you called her such things
http://groups.google.com/groups/search?q=%22barbara%27s+cat%22+%22ver...
Hope this helps, Barbie.

[quoted text muted]

Oh, the irony!

[quoted text muted]

While you (like OB) remain a spineless anonymous poster hiding behind
a sock, "Barbara's Cat".

[quoted text muted]

Well, you /tried/ to fix it, Pete... since you claim to not even read
my posts, we know that would be impossible, right?
So, I'll "fix" it myself... here's one of my original comments on the
"...While this poem is enjoyable (since I tend to enjoy nebulous
poetry with heavily /coded/ personal references) and has some
striking
lines/images, such as the title and bits like "Depressing that the
lane has had its streetlamps pistoled out", it seems everyone agrees
that when put to the often quoted one-liner critique of "try to have
your writing make sense" it fails utterly.
In fact, many would call the poem "sloppy dreck" or somesuch."

Nice New Year's rant there Dockery.

It gets the message across, I agree.

But it's the wrong message, not that it matters to you.

[Meat Plow]

I
suck shit
suck other people

No surprise... in fact you demonstrate this regularly on these
newsgroups.

Those words Hammes quoted were originally typed by you.

heh

[Barbara's Cat]

Now shut up

No

Will somebody please train this kook to obey orders?
<quacksnip>

Please request a much-less impossible task like
"train a sporozoan to perform card tricks."

[Barbara's Cat]

Perhaps you should let it rest for a while.

White flag of surrender noted.

[Barbara's Cat]

, alt.idiot.will-dockery

quack quack is quack, as is quack quack of quack quack, quack and
quack, PJR.
quack you quack let it quack for a quack.

At present I'm using
:'<,'>s/[[:alnum:]]\{4,\}/quack/g
in vim's visual mode. I think the improvement to Dockery's text is
already noticeable.
Enhancements to this valuable script will be posted in due course.

The missus almost had to called 911.

[Barbara's Cat]

... you've lost this one.

[Barbara's Cat]

shockingly honest.

Something you'll never be; that is except
when you are quacking statements such as:

"Well, yeah, Hitler's motives were
/understandable/ in that he wanted
to wipe out the Jews..."
- Will "The Racist" Dockery

[Peter J Ross]

In rec.arts.poems on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 07:53:20 -0800 (PST), Will

So, apparently, why quack a quack like ''The only good quacker is a
dead quacker.''?

I don't know. Why *do* you quack that quack? You seem to be quacking
it in every quack you post.

[Barbara's Cat]

you sure are obviously/apparently quiet when it
comes to Hammes

Because you have so very little in your life,
many have agreed to allow you to solely own
that obsession. Consider it a community gift.

[Barbara's Cat]

Once again, why should /anybody/ hafta "explain away" /anything/
about me /or/ my language

Nobody /has to/

Obviously, you apparently /has to/.

[Meat Plow]

The only good nigger is a dead nigger

Really? Please explain.

[Barbara's Cat]

My point is

just another of your quacks ... as always.

[Barbara's Cat]

Interestingly, that's exactly what I wrote about you yesterday about your
''Only good nigger is a dead nigger'' racist genocide fantasy... there's no
way you'd have the spine to make such a statement to a Real Person, in 2008.

Admission that you're not a person noted.

<snort>

If he were a man and straight,
you'd have to split your take.

[Barbara's Cat]

racist bugfuck with fantasies

[Barbara's Cat]

The statement is clearly a fantasy about the genocide of an entire race.

Poor Stuart. He's not gone five minutes and already, "genocide of an
entire race" starts appearing.
It's enough to make you want to murder most fowl.

Careful -- he'll decimate us to the last man.

Silly, Wiccan ducks only have three toes on each;
he'd heximate.
--
Cm~

"If anyone questions my credendials
as a magician of incantational magick,
I can refer you to one of my mentors,
the powerful natural witch, Cassonya,
madame of Isis House, in Shadowville"
- Dockery's "Fear me!
I am very powerful!"
proclamation (quack)

[Dennis M. Hammes]

Post by Barbara's Cat

The statement is clearly a fantasy about the genocide of an entire race.

Poor Stuart. He's not gone five minutes and already, "genocide of an
entire race" starts appearing.
It's enough to make you want to murder most fowl.

Careful -- he'll decimate us to the last man.

Silly, Wiccan ducks only have three toes on each;
he'd heximate.

Yeh -- he hexed his mate right in front of us, and, even though she
was dead, she walked all over these froups for /weeks/.
Hoodoo?
Who do?
You do.
I do what?
You remind me of a man...
What man?
The man with the Power.
What Power?
Hoodoo.
Hoodoo?
You do.
I do what?
Quack.

[Meat Plow]

No, if you support statements like

<snip Dockery's racist comments>

You quacked the N word what, 6 times? Racism for you can be found in the
closest mirror.

[Barbara's Cat]

No, if you support statements like

<snip Dreckery's quackist quacks>
You quacked the N word what, 6 quacks? Quackism for you can be quacked in the
quackiest quack.

"To the quacky, all things are quacky." (It says so in the Quackle)

/The Holey Quackle/, aka /The Quack of the Brain-Dead/.

Your quack is quackiest, apparently, quack the quack can't be
expected.

"Use the Quack, Duck. Let go, Duck. Duck, trust me."
- Oh-Me-Wannabe to Duck Staggerer in
/Bar Floors Episode IV: A New Dope/

[Dennis M. Hammes]

Post by Barbara's Cat

No, if you support statements like

<snip Dreckery's quackist quacks>
You quacked the N word what, 6 quacks? Quackism for you can be quacked in the
quackiest quack.

"To the quacky, all things are quacky." (It says so in the Quackle)

/The Holey Quackle/, aka /The Quack of the Brain-Dead/.

Your quack is quackiest, apparently, quack the quack can't be
expected.

"Use the Quack, Duck. Let go, Duck. Duck, trust me."
- Oh-Me-Wannabe to Duck Staggerer in
/Bar Floors Episode IV: A New Dope/

"(Duck) 'Schitz' (Staggerer), the finest ball licker in the Galaxy."
-- Cando Kilbasaian

(May the Quack be with you.)

[Barbara's Cat]

My point is

always pointless.

[Barbara's Cat]

the homophobic bashing

No one here has an irrational fear of,
aversion to, or discrimination against
your sexual preference. Honest, moron.

On bashing a quacking duck: Well, yes,
it's clear many enjoy that recreation,
and you're a sport for making so easy.
Please allow me to be the first to say
"Thank you, Goober."

[Barbara's Cat]

The statement is clearly a fact about ME, the quacking duck.

"Will Dockery is a Quacking Duck"

''The only quacking duck here is ME.''
- Will Dockery
Which, although I am an inveterate quacker, I still avoid quacking a
quack on... which is a great surprise, since MY ''quackings'' are all
just a part of MY persistent quacking to /classify/ ''Will Dockery''.
Even to the point of creating a ''Will Dockery is a Quacking Duck blog''
and posting the link to MY quacking here... all quackingly, of course.
--
http://www.MYquacks.com/I_cry_because_I_am_a_quacking_duck

Goober,
you forgot about your caDuck doppelgänger.
He's a quacking duck too.