Post by Meat PlowGotta love it!
heh
It's been more entertaining than I expected. At least we now have a
"Your support of the racist statements is shown by ommission" (sic)
Will Dockery, the Investigative Journalist, complaining of a lack of
source material
"Give it a try, since you have no problem with racism, et cetera,
which you have no problem with... "
Will Dockery, the Word Wizard, showing off his mastery of Written
Expression
"'Gerard Ian Lewis' doesn't appear in any Google searches except in
relation to these newsgroup posts..."
Will Dockery, would-be besmircher of literary reputations, slowly
realising he's been outwitted again
"The Nazis are more fun"
Will Dockery, Scourge of Racists, letting slip his true feelings about
Nazism
"I don't like Jews as a race either."
Martijn Benders, Will Dockery's best Usenet Friend, is even more
forthcoming
"my anti-racist stance remains consistent"
Will Dockery, the amnesiac, raising a few laughs
"Are you gay, Gerard?"
Will Dockery, Scourge of Homophobes, in an unguarded moment
"I /always/ snip bullshit"
Will Dockery, wondering why he forgot to snip his entire Usenet output
"spineless <quack> spineless <quack> spineless <quack>"
Will Dockery, the Slow Learner, dutifully rehearsing the New Word he
learned last week
As always, submissions welcome.
OB
(alt.idiot.will-dockery regretfully removed. Gurgle insisted.)
Reinstated.