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I told the Witch Duckery I was in love with you
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Orson Wells as CitizenCain
2008-03-21 03:16:25 UTC
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I told the Witch Duckery I was in love with you

He said 'Quack, quack, quack, quack quack, quack quack, quacka quacka quack
quack.'
Meat Plow
2008-03-24 06:27:00 UTC
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Scorpioman In Trashcanland
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Meat Plow
2008-03-24 06:47:17 UTC
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"Meat Plow" wrote...
Post by Meat Plow
Scorpioman In Trashcanland
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As I wrote earlier, too many words for you to read, apparently... heh.
No, you wrote:
"To many words for you to read, apparently... heh.

As I wrote earlier:
Too many words for you to spell correctly... heh.
Meat Plow
2008-03-24 07:09:31 UTC
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"Meat Plow" wrote...
Post by Meat Plow
Scorpioman In Trashcanland
As I wrote earlier, too many words for you to read, apparently... heh.
"To many words for you to read, apparently... heh.
Too many words for you to spell correctly... heh.
And, of course, too many words for you to /write/... heh.
And, of course, too many words for you to spell correctly... heh.

you wrote:
"To many words for you to read, apparently... heh.

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Meat Plow
2008-03-24 07:56:25 UTC
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His autoerotic histrionics
ongoing fantasy
Really? tell us (TINU) more about this new auto-erotic fantasy of yours,
Dockery. That's the one where you tie a rope around your neck and your
balls and the more you struggle the tighter the rope gets?

That's the one that killed Michael Hutchence of INXS right?
OMG you think you are Michael Hutchence?

YEESH!

...heh.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
2008-03-27 02:55:07 UTC
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The eerie thing is that neither of them can write a limerick.
Limericks don't interest me.
Neither does bathing, the idea of self-respect, personal health, having a
respectable career or anything else outside that little soap bubble realm of
yours.
Dennis M. Hammes
2008-03-27 08:19:49 UTC
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Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
The eerie thing is that neither of them can write a limerick.
Limericks don't interest me.
Neither does bathing, the idea of self-respect, personal health, having a
respectable career or anything else outside that little soap bubble realm of
yours.
"Soap-bubble realm"?
No wonder he won't step outside it.
He'd hafta touch a thin layer of soap.
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Orson Wells as CitizenCain
2008-04-04 02:56:41 UTC
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If you really object to what Will stands for, I would suggest you
refrain from making such childishly inane attacks and employ your
"skills" in support of him. That would hurt his image as opposed to
helping it as you are doing now.
OOOooo.
Heh...
Something funny, Duckery?
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
2008-05-17 05:29:08 UTC
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Will Dockery wrote...
Mushmouth poet Rob Evans can't even figure out how to properly use a
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OOOooo. Calling /him/ English is really hitting below the belt.
His teeth probably hurt him worse, though.
//snipped for brevity//
Put down the joint
??? He puts down the joint every time he walks into it.
In Shadowville the old school rules still apply - so I /toke and
pass/.
Who the hell would want to use it after YOU?
That's not my problem...
It is if they get your diseases and filth, Duckery. Holy shit you're a
fucking narcisst douche.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
2008-11-02 07:53:49 UTC
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Honeytrip
Beads of sweat driving on 280,
thinking about a lonesome wildflower.
Cross country for this honeytrip,
going down to incant a shadowmusic,
joined on stage by her fiddle,
swear to god I really miss her.
She knows that I've missed her,
she drives alone on highway 280.
Her grandfather also played fiddle,
and grew gov'ment wildflowers.
Let him play his shadowmusic,
as we recall the honeytrip.
Backpacked, hitchhiked to honeytrip,
waterfall spray did mist her,
we formed a band to play shadowmusic.
Down in Salem, on Highway 280,
saw the sign of Project Wildflower,
a contra agent but plays good fiddle.
In the night sirens played fiddle,
rustling wail of honey trip.
Behind her ear was a wildflower,
I knew some day I would miss her.
Looking for tea olive on 280,
to play a few hours of shadowmusic.
Down a moonlit mile wild shadowmusic,
Bibb Mill burned as he played fiddle.
Westbound down Highway 280,
like a hound for the honeytrip,
after all her lies I still missed her,
blowing kises from a field of wildflowers.
Sang a melody like "Wildwood Flower",
she made it her own kind of shadowmusic.
When he stepped on stage we called him mister,
ghost of Sgt. Fury playing show fiddle.
The only crown prince of honey trip,
people parked and walked from 280.
Smell the wildflowers, surrounded by shadowmusic,
I miss her and her grandfather's fiddle.
Lonesome old honeytrip, in a hollow off 280.
-Will Dockery
this would be perfect for song lyrics.
It would be even more perfect to torture insurgents into revealing the
whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden.
I wrote the first version of this in the alley behind Parnello's Pizza
There's not even a need to make a joke about that. I suppose a fellatio
reference is in need in there somewhere, though.
and I
definitely could "hear" the melody, mandolin and fiddle.
It was just a flashback from that time you ate a bad pepperoni.
As far as "meter" and all that, I
...have absolutely no clue what that means or how to utilize it in a
production.
spent some time checking all that and saw
that there already is one, a somewhat fast-paced "bluegrass"
country-western
by way of Jerry Garcia-Moby Grape type influence...
The next time you try to stroke your ego like this, try doing it when you're
away from here. Ugh.
I can "hear" some banjo
and some French girl (probably Ms. E d'E, since she's right here and
already
sings harmonies with me from time-to-time)
No woman will willingly be with you. The one who was had to fake her death
to get away.
wisping some back-up "ahhs" and
snapping in on the six end words.
You are truly a delusional dunce. Your disassociation with reality is one
that would be amusing were it not for your appearance and mannerisms.
then, if you could do that, it would make the sestina, by far, the
closest
to the best simply because that's what the original sestina's did in 12th
century france.
That's one thing that really excited me about working with sestina, and
I've
been showing the structure to the two or three musicians I've encountered
over the last few days, and that's the form this will be moving into next,
and with the melody already tenetatively in place, it's really already
there, just waiting for the individuals to add their interpretations to
the
parts.
Oh fuck.
great job!
Thanks, and more to come...
Of course. The Duckery is full of quacks to call out to his pond bretheren;
sadly, they've all flown south for the winter.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
2008-11-02 20:18:38 UTC
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Honeytrip Sestina
Beads of sweat driving on 280,
thinking about a lonesome wildflower.
Cross country for this honeytrip,
going down to incant a shadowmusic,
joined on stage by her fiddle,
swear to god I really miss her.
She knows that I've missed her,
she drives alone on highway 280.
Her grandfather also played fiddle,
and grew gov'ment wildflowers.
Let him play his shadowmusic,
as we recall the honeytrip.
Backpacked, hitchhiked to honeytrip,
waterfall spray did mist her,
we formed a band to play shadowmusic.
Down in Salem, on Highway 280,
saw the sign of Project Wildflower,
a contra agent but plays good fiddle.
In the night sirens played fiddle,
rustling wail of honey trip.
Behind her ear was a wildflower,
I knew some day I would miss her.
Looking for tea olive on 280,
to play a few hours of shadowmusic.
Down a moonlit mile wild shadowmusic,
Bibb Mill burned as he played fiddle.
Westbound down Highway 280,
like a hound for the honeytrip,
after all her lies I still missed her,
blowing kises from a field of wildflowers.
Sang a melody like "Wildwood Flower",
she made it her own kind of shadowmusic.
When he stepped on stage we called him mister,
ghost of Sgt. Fury playing show fiddle.
The only crown prince of honey trip,
people parked and walked from 280.
Smell the wildflowers, surrounded by shadowmusic,
I miss her and her grandfather's fiddle.
Lonesome old honeytrip, in a hollow off 280.
-Will Dockery
this would be perfect for song lyrics.
I wrote the first version of this in the alley behind Parnello's Pizza
There's not even a need to make a joke about that. I suppose a fellatio
reference is in need in there somewhere, though.
In another joke about your obvious homoerotic fantasies, perhaps... heh.
I don't have any homoerotic fantasies, Duckery. You're the only person that
"thinks" that - which, of course, is no surprise.

Maybe if you didn't set yourself up as such a buffoon people wouldn't feel
the need to call you a dicksucking pizza boy.
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
and I definitely could "hear" the melody, mandolin and fiddle.
It was just a flashback from that time you ate a bad pepperoni.
Or those odd "mushroom" toppings we had last summer... heh.
You said you didn't do drugs anymore, dumbshit. Try to keep your stories
straight.
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
As far as "meter" and all that, I
...have absolutely no clue what that means or how to utilize it in a
production.
So I expect you'll be posting a sestina here to show me the "right" way to
do it?
No. You've proven that your reading comprehension is so poor that you
wouldn't learn a damn thing even if you were taught by Sesame Street
characters.


"Elmo thinks Will Dockery, is a DUMBSHIT!"
There's a first time for everything, I suppose...
Well you have yet to demonstrate any semblance of a clue...
although it's stretching
things to imagine you'll ever come up with anything but your usual jealous
jeers
Duckery there's no REASON to be jealous of you. Who wants to be an unwashed,
delusional, narcisstic moron with no ambition, self-esteem, dignity or
responsibility in life?
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
spent some time checking all that and saw
that there already is one, a somewhat fast-paced "bluegrass"
country-western
by way of Jerry Garcia-Moby Grape type influence...
The next time you try to stroke your ego like this
Not at all,
Bullshit.
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
I can "hear" some banjo
and some French girl (probably Ms. E d'E, since she's right here and
already
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
sings harmonies with me from time-to-time)
No woman will willingly be with you.
Her vocals are on several of the tracks recorded for the CD, which she
willingly contributed to "be with me" on.
Uh-huh. Well if she's French she's got lower standards for men, so I'll
grant you it's possible that she can come close to you without using a
clothespin on her nose or suppressing the gag reflex. However, I'm going to
need more than just your "word" on that.
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The one who was had to fake her death to get away.
That's one of your bizarre fantasies about my life I wish was true, Dink.
It's not a fantasy, Duckery. She faked her death because she was fucking
sick and tired of being around a delusional deadbeat dad and bum like you.


She's probably fucking some guy in Switzlerland right now.
Dennis M. Hammes
2008-11-03 18:35:32 UTC
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Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
I don't have any homoerotic fantasies, Duckery. You're the only person that
"thinks" that - which, of course, is no surprise.
Maybe if you didn't set yourself up as such a buffoon people wouldn't feel
the need to call you a dicksucking pizza boy.
Or maybe if he weren't such a dicksucking pizza boy.
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~/:o)_|
Illiteracy and stupidity fight to the death every day.
Trouble is, they breed first.
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Orson Wells as CitizenCain
2008-11-03 16:07:37 UTC
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Honeytrip
Beads of sweat driving on 280,
thinking about a lonesome wildflower.
Cross country for this honeytrip,
going down to incant a shadowmusic,
joined on stage by her fiddle,
swear to god I really miss her.
She knows that I've missed her,
she drives alone on highway 280.
Her grandfather also played fiddle,
and grew gov'ment wildflowers.
Let him play his shadowmusic,
as we recall the honeytrip.
Backpacked, hitchhiked to honeytrip,
waterfall spray did mist her,
we formed a band to play shadowmusic.
Down in Salem, on Highway 280,
saw the sign of Project Wildflower,
a contra agent but plays good fiddle.
In the night sirens played fiddle,
rustling wail of honey trip.
Behind her ear was a wildflower,
I knew some day I would miss her.
Looking for tea olive on 280,
to play a few hours of shadowmusic.
Down a moonlit mile wild shadowmusic,
Bibb Mill burned as he played fiddle.
Westbound down Highway 280,
like a hound for the honeytrip,
after all her lies I still missed her,
blowing kises from a field of wildflowers.
Sang a melody like "Wildwood Flower",
she made it her own kind of shadowmusic.
When he stepped on stage we called him mister,
ghost of Sgt. Fury playing show fiddle.
The only crown prince of honey trip,
people parked and walked from 280.
Smell the wildflowers, surrounded by shadowmusic,
I miss her and her grandfather's fiddle.
Lonesome old honeytrip, in a hollow off 280.
-Will Dockery
this would be perfect for song lyrics.
It would be even more perfect to torture insurgents into revealing the
whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden.
only in the respect that people who perform terrorist acts are repulsed
by
art and freedom of expression to the point where they are "tortured" by
the
sight or sound of it.
In Orson's case it causes him such pain
Your remarks are a little difficult to digest, yes. Haven't you noticed the
crowds running out of the room when you jump on stage?
because we knows he'll never be
capable of writing anything that approaches even my worst work...
everything you write is your worst work, Duckery. As for what *I* write? I'm
published on a daily basis you slime hog. Hundreds, if not thousands, read
my work, and I get at least one compliment per week as a result. When was
the last time someone told YOU that your stuff didn't suck balls?
.that's
/his/ personal little "terror".
No, my "personal little terror" is you somehow making it out of Columbus and
attacking the rest of the world with your shit. Thankfully due to your
genetic stupidity you can't be cloned.
Very similar to Meat Plow's unfortunate situation, actually.
Obsess much, Duckery?
Dennis M. Hammes
2008-11-03 18:28:37 UTC
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Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
That's one thing that really excited me about working with sestina, and
I've
been showing the structure to the two or three musicians I've encountered
over the last few days, and that's the form this will be moving into next,
and with the melody already tenetatively in place, it's really already
there, just waiting for the individuals to add their interpretations to
the
parts.
Oh fuck.
No, /jesus/ fuck.
Just think:


The quack is the quackament of every structure
Drunk to the floor and quacking it encountered
Microphones that quacked with the musicians
Quaking quacks that stumbled tenetatively
Proving quacks were individuals
Quacking at their drunken interpretations.

Drinking all the quacking interpretations,
Microphones to quackify the structure
Of all the quacking individuals...
encountered
tenetatively
musicians

musicians
interpretations
tenetatively...

C'mon Quack.
You Can Do It,
You Can Do It,
You Can Do It, Dockerelli.
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~/:o)_|
Illiteracy and stupidity fight to the death every day.
Trouble is, they breed first.
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Orson Wells as CitizenCain
2008-11-06 01:20:13 UTC
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Surely you jest.
I never jest.
And stop calling me surely.
(I jest had to say that)... 8 )
Hey, =z=, I haven't checked my P.O. Box in a few days, did you ever
get around to mailing that disc of music? Mine's here ready, just too
swamped this last week or so to have it weighed and stamped, which
would mean going to one of those all-night kiosks with my vampiric
schedule. Hopefully tomorrow...
Hey Doc, I sent you an email, wouldn't want to piss off Wells now would
we?
Hey "Z"ucker, I see that you're still the same ol' boring
Yet here you are,
and enjoying watching you squirm, Duckery.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
2008-11-06 01:35:15 UTC
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Now that I'm developing a couple of villanelles, I see how they're
ideally
suitable for song, so that's in the pipeline, as well.
Do you even know what the word villanelle means?
Yeah,
I doubt that.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
2008-11-06 01:37:16 UTC
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Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Honeytrip
= snip second yelpings =
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-Will Dockery
this would be perfect for song lyrics.
In Orson's case it causes him such pain
Your remarks are a little difficult to digest, yes. Haven't you noticed
the
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
crowds running out of the room when you jump on stage?
No, and in fact I haven't seen /you/ anwhere...
I don't ever plan on coming within 100 feet of you, Duckery. For one thing,
I'm not sure I could without having to use my gag reflex. Take a bath you
stupid fuck.
maybe your obsession has
given you powers of astral projection?
Maybe your drug abuse and alcohol use has given you powers of stupidity and
paranoia?
Heh.
Heh.
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As for what *I* write? I'm
published on a daily basis you slime hog. Hundreds, if not thousands,
read
my work, and I get at least one compliment per week as a result.
So... why is it you're a regular in the poetry newsgroups yet have never
posted a single poem?
I don't need to post a poem to have people read my work, moron.
Right, the only reason you're here is
to make you look foolish. It's working splendidly.

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