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Barbara's Cat
2008-01-21 13:04:43 UTC
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So quacking duck.
As ever.
Without end, eh, Goober?
--
Cm~

"I always write the truth"
- Dockery lying again
Barbara's Cat
2008-01-21 14:26:56 UTC
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Post by Barbara's Cat
So quacking duck.
As ever.
Without end, eh, Goober?
For as long as I'm able
What did you accomplish over the weekend, Goober?
Did you change anyone's opinion of your writings
or of your habitual without-language quackings?
Did you gain anyone's respect or admiration?
Did you find even the tiniest smidgen of dignity?

You didn't accomplish anything, did you, Goober?
Just like you didn't accomplish anything last week
or last month or last year, /ad infinitum/.

But for as long as you are able, you will stupidly
continue your quacking, accomplishing nothing.

So sad. So pathetic. So quacking duck. So Dockery.
--
Cm~

"Speaking of /whining/... how long
are you going to go on and on?"
- Duck, encountering truth
Barbara's Cat
2008-01-21 16:50:41 UTC
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Post by Barbara's Cat
What did you accomplish over the weekend, Goober?
Did you change anyone's opinion of your writings
or of your habitual without-language quackings?
Did you gain anyone's respect or admiration?
Did you find even the tiniest smidgen of dignity?
You didn't accomplish anything, did you, Goober?
Just like you didn't accomplish anything last week
or last month or last year, /ad infinitum/.
But for as long as you are able, you will stupidly
continue your quacking, accomplishing nothing.
So sad. So pathetic. So quacking duck. So Dockery.
QUACK!
Truth is your nemesis, eh, Goober?
--
Cm~

How to make Goober Duck quack:
1. Type a sentence that contains truth.
2. Click "Send".
Barbara's Cat
2008-01-21 14:54:20 UTC
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QUACK!
For as long as you are able, you will stupidly
continue your quacking, accomplishing nothing.
That is your one and only talent, eh, Goober?

So very crybaby. So quacking duck. So Dockery.
--
Cm~

How to make Goober Duck quack:
1. Type a sentence that contains truth.
2. Click "Send".
Barbara's Cat
2008-01-21 15:52:48 UTC
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QUACK!
You will quack and accomplish nothing again,
won't you, Goober?


Of course you will.

You always do.

Without fail.


So predictable. So quacking duck. So Dockery.
--
Cm~

"My ex-wife died. By the way, I made a video
starring ME. Click the link below to see it."
- Will "Goober Duck" Dockery in mourning
Barbara's Cat
2008-01-26 14:21:22 UTC
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You're a liar
--
Cm~

"You're either confused, lying, or both."
- Dockery encountering Truth
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