Dockery Votes Early (And Often)

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote"

Shadowville, GA (UPN)
William Dockery, no permanent address, was discovered early this
morning in a discarded voting booth behind Parnello's Pizza

No, I usually wait until later in the day to vote, but I'm up, having
some
coffee, and am considering heading out to get it done.

Convicted morons can't vote.

Hopefully they'll provide a stepladder for you to stand on so you can
vote, Alex.


Hopefully these size fantasies of yours will stay limited to your ego and
away from others, Duckery. Now stop quacking and start fucking off.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote"

Shadowville, GA (UPN)
William Dockery, no permanent address, was discovered early this
morning in a discarded voting booth behind Parnello's Pizza

No, I usually wait until later in the day to vote, but I'm up, having

some

coffee, and am considering heading out to get it done.

Convicted morons can't vote.

Sorry to hear that poor little Orson can't vote, then...

Not only did I vote, I voted for the winning candidate, Duckery. Try talking
out of your mouth rather than your ass in the worst Jim Carrey impression
ever.

even if they did
provide him with a stepladder.

So we're going with size jokes now are we? Then you shouldn't act so whiny
when people tell you that you look ugly as shit and need a haircut and a
bath.

No, that's convicted "felons" like you, idiot.

Poor little guy just can't get enough of the "Will Dockery dreamland"

Your delusions and ego are both super-sized, I see.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain

"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote"

Shadowville, GA (UPN)
William Dockery, no permanent address, was discovered early this
morning in a discarded voting booth behind Parnello's Pizza

No, I usually wait until later in the day to vote, but I'm up, having

some coffee, and am considering heading out to get it done.

Convicted morons can't vote.

Sorry to hear that poor little Orson can't vote, then...

Not only did I vote, I voted for the winning candidate

That's good, then you're smarter than I thought you were...


Everybody is smarter than you, Duckery.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

I just cast my vote (for the obvious, and only, choice, the goal being
putting the last 8 years behind us as far and as fast as possible, with no
chance of a continuation of that smug wrongheadedness Bush and his pals
brought us) and now all that's left to do now is sit back and hope the
"same-team/different name on the ballot" guys haven't found a way to steal
/this/ election.

I see the paranoia from your drug use is still hanging around.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

My every thought seems to be a "Will Dockery" fantasy

We know

Your admission is noted.


Your stupidity and pathetic post-editing is noted.