I Might Be A Girl by Will Dockery & Henry Conley (video)

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

"Will Dockery" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message news:382726c1-84fb-4b87-a92b-***@u10g2000vbd.googlegroups.com...
Twilight Girl, written by Will Dockery & Henry Conley, from the CD
Shadowville Speedway. © 2009

Vocals: Will Dockery, Guitar: Henry Conley, Bass: Doug Conley, Flute:
Gene Woolfolk, Jr. Drums: John Phillips.

BLECK
PUKE
GARBAGE
SHIT

alt.idiot.will-dockery added, appropriately.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

"Will Dockery" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message news:80183b6d-10c3-4f78-8f33-***@o14g2000vbo.googlegroups.com...

Thanks for checking it out, Matt, and yes, the "video" is pretty much
for the use of the YouTube venue... I've considered using just a blank
screen in a case like this, and the ideas you put out are also good
ones.



You could put a can of beans on camera for ten minutes and it would still be
more entertaining than the vomit you dribble from your chin, Duckery. Good
goddamn grief.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Twilight Girl, written by Will Dockery & Henry Conley, from the CD
Shadowville Speedway. © 2009
Gene Woolfolk, Jr. Drums: John Phillips.
http://youtu.be/BYETTK16jQI
BLECK
PUKE
GARBAGE
SHIT

You've written a poem after all these years,


No, but even if I *had,* it would still be better than any of the horse
feces you sling at the audience.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

"Will Dockery" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message news:0ed908ba-cf8e-4490-b6ff-***@h28g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...
On May 23, 12:25 am, "Orson Wells as CitizenCain"

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Twilight Girl, written by Will Dockery & Henry Conley, from the CD
Shadowville Speedway. © 2009
Gene Woolfolk, Jr. Drums: John Phillips.
http://youtu.be/BYETTK16jQI

You've written a poem after all these years,

No, but even if I *had,* it would still be better than any of the horse
feces you sling at the audience.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Twilight Girl, written by Will Dockery & Henry Conley, from the CD
Shadowville Speedway. © 2009
Gene Woolfolk, Jr. Drums: John Phillips.
http://youtu.be/BYETTK16jQI

You've written a poem after all these years,

No, but even if I *had,*

Since you are unable,

I am perfectly able of creating a poem. I shall not do, however, on the sad,
pathetic tauntings of a drunk like you.

-

You've written a poem after all these years,

No, but even if I *had,* it would still be better than any of the horse
feces you sling at the audience.
-

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Going over old material to possibly retool for reading between sets while
the different acts are setting up, I came across a couple of websites from
the 1990s, including some interesting pieces. In this thread, I'll be
posting selections from those for comment, critique and suggestions for

= snip =

comment: You are really bad at this and should stop immediately
critique: Everything you "write" sucks and comes across as a third-grader
with ADD throwing a Speak-N-Spell across the room to form random words
suggestions: shut the fuck up...die...get a haircut and a job...stop being
such a douche.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

"Will Dockery" <***@gmail.com> wrote in message news:b040a0d0-a120-4c09-8af2-***@v36g2000yqv.googlegroups.com...
On Aug 14, 12:39 am, "Orson Wells as CitizenCain"

SPRINGER BLOCK PARTY!
2009 Season Kick-Off!
Host: Springer Opera House
Type: Party - House Party
Network: Global
Price: Nada!
Date: Saturday, August 22, 2009
Time: 11:00am - 2:00pm
Location: Springer Opera House
Street: 103 Tenth Street
City/Town: Columbus, GA
Join us on 10th Street as we kick-off our 2009 Season and honor our
Volunteers with a huge block party! Food, Drinks, Games, Contests,
Dancing, Music, Performances, Tours, Ghost stories... We could go on
and on! Buy 2009 season and single tickets too! Dress in your best
80's attire and come on down- It is going to be OFF-THE-HOOK!!
11 a.m. - 11:15 a.m.: The Great Paper Castle
11:30 a.m. - 11:45 a.m.: Alyssa Farmer
12:00 p.m. - 12:15 p.m.: Brent Lindley
12:45 p.m. - 1:00 p.m.: Ryan Hamner
1:15 p.m. – 1:30 p.m.: Will Dockery & the Packrats
Early afternoon, eh?

Yes, looks like it'll be a good one


...until 1:15 p.m.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain

SPRINGER BLOCK PARTY!
2009 Season Kick-Off!
Host: Springer Opera House
Type: Party - House Party
Network: Global
Price: Nada!
Date: Saturday, August 22, 2009
Time: 11:00am - 2:00pm
Location: Springer Opera House
Street: 103 Tenth Street
City/Town: Columbus, GA
Join us on 10th Street as we kick-off our 2009 Season and honor our
Volunteers with a huge block party! Food, Drinks, Games, Contests,
Dancing, Music, Performances, Tours, Ghost stories... We could go on
and on! Buy 2009 season and single tickets too! Dress in your best
80's attire and come on down- It is going to be OFF-THE-HOOK!!
11 a.m. - 11:15 a.m.: The Great Paper Castle
11:30 a.m. - 11:45 a.m.: Alyssa Farmer
12:00 p.m. - 12:15 p.m.: Brent Lindley
12:45 p.m. - 1:00 p.m.: Ryan Hamner
1:15 p.m. – 1:30 p.m.: Will Dockery & the Packrats
Early afternoon, eh?

Yes, looks like it'll be a good one
...until 1:15 p.m.

You were there,

Fuck no, but I don't need to have been there to know a Dockery appearance
kills the crowd and sends everyone home. Why do you think that you were on
last, genius?

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain

SPRINGER BLOCK PARTY!

2009 Season Kick-Off!
Host: Springer Opera House
Type: Party - House Party
Network: Global
Price: Nada!
Date: Saturday, August 22, 2009
Time: 11:00am - 2:00pm
Location: Springer Opera House
Street: 103 Tenth Street
City/Town: Columbus, GA
Join us on 10th Street as we kick-off our 2009 Season and honor our
Volunteers with a huge block party! Food, Drinks, Games, Contests,
Dancing, Music, Performances, Tours, Ghost stories... We could go on
and on! Buy 2009 season and single tickets too! Dress in your best
80's attire and come on down- It is going to be OFF-THE-HOOK!!
11 a.m. - 11:15 a.m.: The Great Paper Castle
11:30 a.m. - 11:45 a.m.: Alyssa Farmer
12:00 p.m. - 12:15 p.m.: Brent Lindley
12:45 p.m. - 1:00 p.m.: Ryan Hamner
1:15 p.m. – 1:30 p.m.: Will Dockery & the Packrats
Early afternoon, eh?

Yes, looks like it'll be a good one
...until 1:15 p.m.

You were there,
Fuck no

Okay, then for those of you who were not there, a video:


= snip crap =

--

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Yes, looks like it'll be a good one
...until 1:15 p.m.

You were there,

Fuck no, but I don't need to have been there to know a Dockery appearance
kills the crowd and sends everyone home. Why do you think that you were on
last, genius?
--

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain

SPRINGER BLOCK PARTY!

2009 Season Kick-Off!
Host: Springer Opera House
Type: Party - House Party
Network: Global
Price: Nada!
Date: Saturday, August 22, 2009
Time: 11:00am - 2:00pm
Location: Springer Opera House
Street: 103 Tenth Street
City/Town: Columbus, GA
Join us on 10th Street as we kick-off our 2009 Season and honor our
Volunteers with a huge block party! Food, Drinks, Games, Contests,
Dancing, Music, Performances, Tours, Ghost stories... We could go on
and on! Buy 2009 season and single tickets too! Dress in your best
80's attire and come on down- It is going to be OFF-THE-HOOK!!
11 a.m. - 11:15 a.m.: The Great Paper Castle
11:30 a.m. - 11:45 a.m.: Alyssa Farmer
12:00 p.m. - 12:15 p.m.: Brent Lindley
12:45 p.m. - 1:00 p.m.: Ryan Hamner
1:15 p.m. – 1:30 p.m.: Will Dockery & the Packrats
Early afternoon, eh?

Yes, looks like it'll be a good one
...until 1:15 p.m.

You were there,

Fuck no

I didn't think so,



Why would I waste precious gas to get to a concert that the promoters
decided to feature you on the end, Duckery? There's a good reason for that,
you know. You stink and could clear out a grocery store from aisle 14!

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

You and "work" never go well together.

The link works,


Then it already has one less thing in common with you.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Going over old material to possibly retool for reading between sets
while
the different acts are setting up, I came across a couple of websites
from
the 1990s, including some interesting pieces. In this thread, I'll be
posting selections from those for comment, critique and suggestions for
http://www.angelfire.com/al2/dockery/index.html
Dream Tears
Spanish guitar flutters.
It was 1895 or so,
I was in a dream.
I met my bride on Saint George Street,
sweet brown nameless bride.
In the big clapboard city market house,
train station dream place.
Her eyes and smile,
her sparkle of wit, my dream wife.
We sit with happy conversation.
Across the huge room,
I see the drunken unreconstructed rebel.
Swearing and pushing people.
I nod to her
that it's time for us to slide.
We cut through the side room bar area,
crowded ---
I look back,
my heart sinks,
She is not behind me.
I don't see her anywhere,
among these happy ghosts.
I step out on this street,
waiting, looking,
no sign of her.
I step back in.
Coming through the opposite
far entrance I see...
The parade of proud klansmen.
It all becomes clear to me,
they took her.
My sweet smiling nameless bride.
I step back onto Saint George street,
salt breeze and fish smell in the air.
I sit with a group of fellow ghosts,
beaten and grey under an awning,
and I cry --- floods and torrents of tears.
Spanish guitar flutters.
-Will Dockery

Were you like eight when you wrote that? Man, it sucks.

Many years ago, when I still had black hair, bronze skin and the body
of a Greek God...



Did the museum ever notice that you stole one of their statues, you lying
sack of fuckdoodles?

[Mr Wonderful]

this would make good nigger music

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain

Going over old material to possibly retool for reading between sets
while
the different acts are setting up, I came across a couple of websites
from
the 1990s, including some interesting pieces. In this thread, I'll be
posting selections from those for comment, critique and suggestions for
http://www.angelfire.com/al2/dockery/index.html
Dream Tears
Spanish guitar flutters.
It was 1895 or so,
I was in a dream.
I met my bride on Saint George Street,
sweet brown nameless bride.
In the big clapboard city market house,
train station dream place.
Her eyes and smile,
her sparkle of wit, my dream wife.
We sit with happy conversation.
Across the huge room,
I see the drunken unreconstructed rebel.
Swearing and pushing people.
I nod to her
that it's time for us to slide.
We cut through the side room bar area,
crowded ---
I look back,
my heart sinks,
She is not behind me.
I don't see her anywhere,
among these happy ghosts.
I step out on this street,
waiting, looking,
no sign of her.
I step back in.
Coming through the opposite
far entrance I see...
The parade of proud klansmen.
It all becomes clear to me,
they took her.
My sweet smiling nameless bride.
I step back onto Saint George street,
salt breeze and fish smell in the air.
I sit with a group of fellow ghosts,
beaten and grey under an awning,
and I cry --- floods and torrents of tears.
Spanish guitar flutters.
-Will Dockery

Were you like eight when you wrote that? Man, it sucks.

Many years ago, when I still had black hair, bronze skin and the body
of a Greek God...
Did the museum ever notice that you stole one of their statues, you lying
sack of fuckdoodles?

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain

Going over old material to possibly retool for reading between sets
while
the different acts are setting up, I came across a couple of websites
from
the 1990s, including some interesting pieces. In this thread, I'll be
posting selections from those for comment, critique and suggestions for
http://www.angelfire.com/al2/dockery/index.html

Were you like eight when you wrote that? Man, it sucks.

Many years ago, when I still had black hair, bronze skin and the body
of a Greek God...
Did the museum ever notice that you stole one of their statues

The wax museum in Saint Augustine?

Admittance of theft noted, but not unexpected.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

[ snipped, of course ]

<unsnipped>

Going over old material to possibly retool for reading between sets
while
the different acts are setting up, I came across a couple of websites
from
the 1990s, including some interesting pieces. In this thread, I'll be
posting selections from those for comment, critique and suggestions for

= snip the toilet clog =

Were you like eight when you wrote that? Man, it sucks.

Many years ago, when I still had black hair, bronze skin and the body
of a Greek God...

Jeezus fuckin' christ you are such a horrible liar

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

<Catshit snipped>

That's some close reading, Cat, I mean, I didn't pick up on his coffee
reference, just its mention, which he often makes, probably even when
I've been gone for long spells.
I liked Will's choice of oldies, obviously one of his holocaust pieces,
obvious enough, considering the recent chatter here, that there was no
need to mention what the writer and reader already understood. But there
was nothing about the poem that I liked, it insulted my literary
sensibilities, I wrote much better stuff in fifth grade and used
semicolons. I don't think Will thinks my comments were insulting or
mean-spirited, and I know they weren't entirely honest, only in the
sense that the ten-years-old swipe I wrote instead of my first reaction,
to accuse him of stealing one of your poems. Swearin-to-God.

Well, I asked for comments, suggestions and critique, and had put the
disclaimer on it that it was an old work written when I was a child...
and you followed PJR's rules of giving comment & critique that's both
honest & helpful, so no complaints from this side of the fence.

I'm out of coffee, but have to go downtown and perform soon, anyhow.


--
I hope you are run over by a train and then that train is run over by
another train.