Rik's NaPo 09 thread

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Sorry Rik, it appeared to me this was a dead thread... will there be
more?

It's not a dead thread. And when it does become a dead thread at the
beginning of May, why the fuck would you want to hide from all those eagar
GoogleGroups seekers by changing its name?

Because Dockery's ego is the size of the fucking Titanic AND the iceberg
which hit it. It has to be all about him.Will Dockery has Narcisstic
Personality Disorder (NPD). If it's not about him, it's somehow wrong.

If not, I might as well continue it with something useful, right?

If you want to do something useful, Our Will, I'd suggest you learn to use
the 'start new thread' button on whatever newsreader it is you abuse.

Abuse being the key word. Duckery has quacked his way through several
newsreader services over the years.

You're not Mormon, by any chance, Will? I've heard creepy things about
Mormons baptising corpses, and what you do to dead threads feels like the
same thing to me ...

Duckery isn't religious, and besides -- God gave up on him a long time ago.
It is believed by some philosophers that Dockery is proof of the existence
of God, for no pile of batshit like Dockery could possibly form in the
natural world on its own.

Rik, knee deep.

[Rik Roots]

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain

Sorry Rik, it appeared to me this was a dead thread... will there be
more?

It's not a dead thread. And when it does become a dead thread at the
beginning of May, why the fuck would you want to hide from all those eagar
GoogleGroups seekers by changing its name?

Because Dockery's ego is the size of the fucking Titanic AND the iceberg
which hit it. It has to be all about him.Will Dockery has Narcisstic
Personality Disorder (NPD). If it's not about him, it's somehow wrong.

Please! I diagnosed Little Willy Tosser with NPD some 4-5 years ago. At
least. It's in the archives. Somewhere.

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain

If not, I might as well continue it with something useful, right?

If you want to do something useful, Our Will, I'd suggest you learn to use
the 'start new thread' button on whatever newsreader it is you abuse.

Abuse being the key word. Duckery has quacked his way through several
newsreader services over the years.

The thing that amuses me is Little Willy Tosser's utter conviction that
usenet is a good medium for mass broadcast communications. He thinks his
posts here make him famous or something.

Well, I suppose his delusions keep him happy ...

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain

You're not Mormon, by any chance, Will? I've heard creepy things about
Mormons baptising corpses, and what you do to dead threads feels like the
same thing to me ...

Duckery isn't religious, and besides -- God gave up on him a long time ago.
It is believed by some philosophers that Dockery is proof of the existence
of God, for no pile of batshit like Dockery could possibly form in the
natural world on its own.

Those philosophers would be wrong. There are more than a handful of
people in this world who insist on inflicting their NPD on the folks
around them. Truth is, most of those people have been more successful in
their lives than Little Willy Tosser has - could you imagine Little
Willy Tosser in a position of authority over anyone else??!?

Even when it comes to using his NPD to spread misery across the world,
Little Willy Tosser stays rooted to the bottom of the class.

At least he's found a niche for himself entertaining the folks over at
auk - something to mention in his epitaph, I suppose.

Rik, knee deep.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

I'm not a big Billy Collins fan, but I stumbled across this video that
begins with a nice little comment on plagiarism... haven't watched the
whole thing but the first couple of poems and intros are great fun.
--
Martin Grossman

Anything quotable? Collins isn't really my "cuppatea" either,

It's "cup of tea," you brain-dead bastard, and you're more into beer and
hard liquor anyway, you lilly-livered lush.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain

I'm not a big Billy Collins fan, but I stumbled across this video that
begins with a nice little comment on plagiarism... haven't watched the
whole thing but the first couple of poems and intros are great fun.
--
Martin Grossman

Anything quotable? Collins isn't really my "cuppatea" either,

It's "cup of tea,"

You should know by now it is what I /say/ it is, Dink.

Ah, NPDD is such a wonderful ailment, is it not, Will? Being able to simply
think away the bad and supply good in its place. How many standing ovations
have you received in that little world you've created for yourself? How many
hand jobs from gorgeous women? How many beers gulped down without the
slightest hint of inebriation?

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
and you're more into beer and hard liquor anyway

I do love the stuff, true,

"We know."


You'd marry a bottle of Coors as your wife if the State of Georgia would
legally allow it. Come to think of it we ARE in Georgia so maybe there's
something on the books that would make you happy. Though you doubtless be
able to afford the ring.

but the fact is I haven't had a drop in over 16 months now, since you
brought it up.

You lie, Will.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

That's good,

Yes it is.

Thanks for reading and commenting.

Thanks for post editing and being a twat.

You're a twat yourself because you can't seem to keep yourself from
replying
to him.

Yes, I just put the poems out here for comment and critique,

And then throw a tantrum like a school child when people tell you that your
"poems" are barely scribbles and that they and you both suck ass.

am gladd-
ass happy when I get some feedback, thank the commenter, and move on
to the next level... if he doesn't have anything else to add after the
initial post, it seems foolish for people like Orson to keep coming
back, but to each his own, I suppose.

Especially you, with your NPD and all.

This guy, Rick Roots, has a similarly annoying style of endlessly
whining about my poetry... if he doesn't like it, fine, I say they
should go write (or read) something they /do/ like. As I do on a daily
basis.

Which is so sad and even more funny when people tell you to get off your ass
and get a job.

--
New Will Dockery recordings, "Cornholing Town", "Crawing On The Road
Crawl",
http://www.reverbnation.com/willdockery

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

She Sleeps Tight
Sleeps so tight
she has a marksman's eye.
Maker's mark
tattoo firewater spine.

*vomit*
ugh
UGH i say

Thanks for the comment

no problem. UGH. That was a god-awful shitstorm.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Miss Alice Crenshaw
Little Victoria
stepped on a bumblebee,
near the sawmill millhouse.

Little Victoria would hopefully sue the hell out of you for using Little
Victoria's name. Little Victoria deserves more than some pedophile nitwit
pizza boy using Little Victoria as a plea for attention.