Mercury Switches and The Mating of Clocks

[Orsen Wells w/Citizen Cain]

So, this is the "critique" that casual readers feel the poet should be
"glad ass happy" to recieve--- snip the poem, make a one liner insult,
a personal "real life" insult, and then a repetitive and stale "jesus
fuck"?

You do it all the time, Mr. Hypocrite.

[Orsen Wells w/Citizen Cain]

For study, here's Dale Houstman's plagiarized poem (signed and everything,
ready to take away and attempt to pass off as his own original work,
apparently), Gary Gamble's statement on plagiarists (in this case a proven
one) and after that, a copy of the original poem for study. This is the
same method we used when Karla Rogers accused Tom Bishop of stealing her
poem, switching the words around, and trying to pass it off as his own, so
if it was acceptable then, then it should be acceptable in looking into
the extent of Dale Houstman's poetry theft now, as well, am I right?

= snip =

You really should find yourself a steady boyfriend, Will.

[Orsen Wells w/Citizen Cain]

Love it or hate it, I always have taken pride that my poetry is all
original, every word thought of and created on my own,

Then why do you whine so much when people tell you that it sucks?

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

You thought it was a good chance to play with the chip on your
shoulder. The only thing serious about this is your libeling Dale. I
certainly hope he's thinking of doing something about it. I'd be a
witness and testify to how much I tried to show you why you're wrong.

Well - although I went through this before (the litigation thing) when -
in fact - Will DID plagiarize my material - I don't really know what I
could do about it: at least as of yet. At the time of Will's actual
"crime" (which he and the magazine had to apologize for) I consulted
several old college friends of mine who happened to be lawyers. Tom Bishop
and Will didn't believe me of course, but that's because their only old
school friends are working at gas stations now. But if you attend college,
and know how to make friends, and can carry on intelligent conversations,
it actually isn't unbelievable. So - I have talked to them again, and
while they both agree that Will's statements are definitely libelous, I
really don't want to get into this shit again. It would be nice if Will
could grow a pair and simply admit the obvious - that he's lying about any
plagiarism and - in fact - was only using the lie to distract people from
the fact that he is a talentless hack and bereft of an imagination, and
incapable of creating poetry...but the fact is he's a cowardly mental
dwarf, and can't do it. My lawyer friends have promised to monitor these
conversations, to collect and print the pertinent threads, etc. So - we'll
see. At the moment, I find Will to be so far below my attention level
(he's an amusement like a dancing monkey with a bellhop's hat) that doing
something about him strikes me as pointless. My friends might form a
different opinion.
dmh

That's probably the healthiest attitude when it comes to Dockery. He's so
full of his own self that there's no way in hell he'd ever admit to anything
outside his own tiny little universe.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Here's a repost of when the two poems, the original by Alacrity Stone, and
the adaptation by Dale Houstman, based on AS's poem, showing they two were
lined up side-by-side, just as I described

= snip =

Anything you describe should not be taken seriously as you are an admitted
compulsive liar, drug user, alcoholic and proven idiot.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Here's a repost of when the two poems, the original by Alacrity Stone,
and
the adaptation by Dale Houstman, based on AS's poem, showing they two
were

You didn't do this until MUCH later.

PJR pretended


...to be a girl by putting his penis between his legs and talking in a
falsetto voice? Yea, that fucked-up pansy tends to do that sort of thing.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain

Here's a repost of when the two poems, the original by Alacrity
Stone, and
the adaptation by Dale Houstman, based on AS's poem, showing they two
were

PJR pretended
...to be a girl by putting his penis between his legs and talking in a
falsetto voice? Yea, that fucked-up pansy tends to do that sort of thing.

Heh... you seem to have some really detailed fantasies about Peter J.
Ross there, Dink...

The only fantasies I have about PJR involve PJR, you, a car with its brake
line cut and a California cliff.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Here's a repost of when the two poems, the original by Alacrity Stone, and
the adaptation by Dale Houstman, based on AS's poem, showing they two were
lined up side-by-side, just as I described

= snip =

Anything you describe should not be taken seriously as you are an admitted
compulsive liar, drug user, alcoholic and proven idiot.