Pressure/Usenet M*A*S*H

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

archived.

You had an erection while you typed that, didn't you?

The original author requested that the message ("Pressure" and its
contents and authorship) not be archived, obviously obvious to you and
George, so why did you both try to assure its being archived? I spent
all day memorizing it, and you guys get to just click? For what you've
done, if someone calls you both vicious cunts, could you seriously
refute the charge?

yeah-
everybody kiss gary's ass...
he's a troll for five years...
now, he posts a fuckin' poem
and he's god.
you're all such sheep....

I thought Stuart Leichter should play Donald Sutherland (George Dance
would be Alan Alda, maybe) in the Usenet M*A*S*H* script, if for
nothing else SL once mentioned that he looks like DS.


You look like someone who stepped on a land mine covered in water buffalo
shit.




I'll grab the role of Elliot Gould for now, since I (no vanity, just
the facts) have his look as Trapper downpat:

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You're an insult to the very reason for the series in the first place and
you should be forced to spend your life digging latrines.




Your starting point of Gary and Cythera being Burns and Hotlips
(perthfect casting for Cyth, btw, though Dale might make a better
Burns, and gg a shellshocked patient we have to do surgery on from
time-to-time) was a good one. Although Karla may actually be a better
Hotlips, since she, like the later seasons with (Damn, I'm drawing a
blank on the famous and beloved actress that played her on television,
thank goodness for Google Search) Loretta Switt, she stays with the
Brass but sometimes schmoozes with us in the Swamp... ah, still not
much time to fully expound on this, so for now, here's the Wiki page
on Hotlips, and I'll be back soon:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Houlihan

Major Margaret J. "Hot Lips" Houlihan is a fictional character first
created in the book M*A*S*H: A Novel About Three Army Doctors by
Richard Hooker. Actress Sally Kellerman portrayed the character in the
Robert Altman film adaptation (where she is sometimes referred to as
O'Houlihan). Houlihan was later portrayed by Loretta Swit in the long-
running television series.

The character of "Hotlips Houlihan" was inspired by real-life Korean
War MASH head nurse Hotlips Hammerly, also a very attractive blonde,
of the same disposition, and also from El Paso, Texas.[

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You'll never get near an attractive blonde in your life, Duckery.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
I thought Stuart Leichter should play Donald Sutherland (George Dance
would be Alan Alda, maybe) in the Usenet M*A*S*H* script, if for
nothing else SL once mentioned that he looks like DS.
I'll grab the role of Elliot Gould for now, since I (no vanity, just
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Will_Dockery_Jocelyn_Lannom.jpg
You're an insult to the very reason for the series in the first place and
you should be forced to spend your life digging latrines.
Your starting point of Gary and Cythera being Burns and Hotlips
(perthfect casting for Cyth, btw, though Dale might make a better
Burns, and gg a shellshocked patient we have to do surgery on from
time-to-time) was a good one. Although Karla may actually be a better
Hotlips, since she, like the later seasons with (Damn, I'm drawing a
blank on the famous and beloved actress that played her on television,
thank goodness for Google Search) Loretta Switt, she stays with the
Brass but sometimes schmoozes with us in the Swamp... ah, still not
much time to fully expound on this, so for now, here's the Wiki page
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Houlihan
Major Margaret J. "Hot Lips" Houlihan is a fictional character first
created in the book M*A*S*H: A Novel About Three Army Doctors by
Richard Hooker. Actress Sally Kellerman portrayed the character in the
Robert Altman film adaptation (where she is sometimes referred to as
O'Houlihan). Houlihan was later portrayed by Loretta Swit in the long-
running television series.
The character of "Hotlips Houlihan" was inspired by real-life Korean
War MASH head nurse Hotlips Hammerly, also a very attractive blonde,
of the same disposition, and also from El Paso, Texas.[
--
You'll never get near an attractive blonde in your life, Dockery.

Do you think you will?

I certainly have a better chance than you do, Duckery.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
I thought Stuart Leichter should play Donald Sutherland (George Dance
would be Alan Alda, maybe) in the Usenet M*A*S*H* script, if for
nothing else SL once mentioned that he looks like DS.
I'll grab the role of Elliot Gould for now, since I (no vanity, just
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Will_Dockery_Jocelyn_Lannom.jpg
You're an insult to the very reason for the series in the first place and
you should be forced to spend your life digging latrines.
Your starting point of Gary and Cythera being Burns and Hotlips
(perthfect casting for Cyth, btw, though Dale might make a better
Burns, and gg a shellshocked patient we have to do surgery on from
time-to-time) was a good one. Although Karla may actually be a better
Hotlips, since she, like the later seasons with (Damn, I'm drawing a
blank on the famous and beloved actress that played her on television,
thank goodness for Google Search) Loretta Switt, she stays with the
Brass but sometimes schmoozes with us in the Swamp... ah, still not
much time to fully expound on this, so for now, here's the Wiki page
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Houlihan
Major Margaret J. "Hot Lips" Houlihan is a fictional character first
created in the book M*A*S*H: A Novel About Three Army Doctors by
Richard Hooker. Actress Sally Kellerman portrayed the character in the
Robert Altman film adaptation (where she is sometimes referred to as
O'Houlihan). Houlihan was later portrayed by Loretta Swit in the long-
running television series.
The character of "Hotlips Houlihan" was inspired by real-life Korean
War MASH head nurse Hotlips Hammerly, also a very attractive blonde,
of the same disposition, and also from El Paso, Texas.[
--
You'll never get near an attractive blonde in your life, Dockery.

Do you think you will?

I certainly have a better chance than you do, Dockery.

More power to you then, Dink!

A slimeball like you rarely gets close enough to a woman, Duckery.