Discussion:
Zero by Duckery/Bladder/Cornily
(too old to reply)
Barbara's Cat
2008-01-26 14:14:11 UTC
Permalink
I'll /always/ snip bullshit
If that were true all of your posts would be empty.
--
Cm~

"how about you bump the needle
on your broken record and find
a new subject to harp on and on
about, huh?"
- Renay gives Goober Duck some
friendly advice. 28 Feb 2007
Dennis M. Hammes
2008-01-27 06:49:27 UTC
Permalink
Post by Barbara's Cat
I'll /always/ snip bullshit
If that were true all of your posts would be empty.
Actually, when you get right down to it...
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
http://scrawlmark.org
Barbara's Cat
2008-01-28 22:51:19 UTC
Permalink
"The three things that he did on stage... true Art..."
Thanks for the endorsement, Gerard!
What OB (Gerard Ian Lewis ?) really wrote:

The three things that he did on stage
are daily bettered in a cage
by howler monkeys, inter alia --
which doesn't make our Duck a failure,
since only senile bores would gauge
true Art by yardsticks such as this;
the truly Primitive disdain
our evolutionary strain,
preferring, in their genesis
to imitate /B. anthracis/.

It is not surprising that it does not read
the same as Goober Dockery interpreted it.
--
Cm~

"I always write the truth"
- Dockery lying again
Dennis M. Hammes
2008-01-29 06:21:12 UTC
Permalink
"The three things that he did on stage... true Art..."
Thanks for the endorsement, Gerard!
The three things that he did on stage
are daily bettered in a cage
by howler monkeys, inter alia --
which doesn't make our Duck a failure,
since only senile bores would gauge
true Art by yardsticks such as this;
the truly Primitive disdain
our evolutionary strain,
preferring, in their genesis
to imitate /B. anthracis/.
It is not surprising that it does not read
the same as Goober Dockery interpreted it.
To imitate /B. anthracis/,
Our Goober Duck need never kiss
A textbook nor a master's arse
In simians; his /tour de farce/
Is /brut/ as any baby's piss.
No effort sweats behind that pout,
Nor /faux technique/, for all his Arts
Are natural as Walking Farts:
To hear him is to leave no doubt
He staggers, and it just comes out.
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
http://scrawlmark.org
Barbara's Cat
2008-01-31 00:10:19 UTC
Permalink
It /is/ a pretty much proven fact
http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/credibility

First, learn what "credibility" means, then
name any sane person posting to Usenet that
truly believes you have even a trace of it.
--
Cm~

"Ah bullshit Will. What's the guiding idea here:
a lie repeated often enough is true?"
- s_l_adams_1, 20 Jun 2005
Barbara's Cat
2008-01-31 00:57:31 UTC
Permalink
/you/ lose again...
Oh, the wet dreams wet dreamers dream.
--
Cm~

"Win or lose, I /always/ get my point across."
- Goober Duck, stoned again
Barbara's Cat
2008-01-31 01:20:28 UTC
Permalink
It /is/ a pretty much proven fact that Rob "Mush-Mouth" Evans is a
whistle lisping bore... I'll let the individual listeners decide on
that, though.
Liar.
Not at all
On the contrary, Goober: totally.
--
Cm~

"stop typing stupid, stupid."
- Renay advises Duck
Barbara's Cat
2008-01-31 01:25:19 UTC
Permalink
"The three things that he did on stage... true Art..."
Thanks for the endorsement, Gerard!
The three things that he did on stage
are daily bettered in a cage
by howler monkeys, inter alia --
which doesn't make our Duck a failure,
since only senile bores would gauge
true Art by yardsticks such as this;
the truly Primitive disdain
our evolutionary strain,
preferring, in their genesis
to imitate /B. anthracis/.
It is not surprising that it does not read
the same as Goober Dockery interpreted it.
QUACK!
Every post, without fail, eh, Goober?
--
Cm~

"I always write the truth"
- Dockery lying again
Barbara's Cat
2008-01-31 12:29:05 UTC
Permalink
suffered that meltdown last summer.
--
Cm~

"I always write the truth"
- Dockery lying again
Dennis M. Hammes
2008-02-01 10:31:50 UTC
Permalink
suffered that meltdown last summer.
The quacking one, the oozing one, or the shitting one?
Oh.
Right.
The lying one.
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
http://scrawlmark.org
Barbara's Cat
2008-01-31 12:36:56 UTC
Permalink
integrity
No Classics Illustrated for that, eh, Goober?
--
Cm~

"It is axiomatic that Duckrish is anti-truth."
- Rob Evans
Barbara's Cat
2008-01-31 14:06:08 UTC
Permalink
the ass of "Will Dockery"
is constantly being sodomized by Truth.
--
Cm~

How to make Goober Duck quack:
1. Type a sentence that contains truth.
2. Click "Send".
Dennis M. Hammes
2008-02-01 10:51:29 UTC
Permalink
Post by Barbara's Cat
the ass of "Will Dockery"
is constantly being sodomized by Truth.
He hasta do it that way.
(Nobody else will touch it.)
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
http://scrawlmark.org
Barbara's Cat
2008-02-01 13:49:23 UTC
Permalink
Post by Dennis M. Hammes
Post by Barbara's Cat
the ass of "Will Dockery"
is constantly being sodomized by Truth.
He hasta do it that way.
(Nobody else will touch it.)
On the contrary, there are pages of evidence showing
Life has also had its turn at making Dockery squeal.
"It's in the Archives." All placed there by himself.
--
Cm~

"Me, my life is an open book, literally."
- Goober Duck, 24 Jan 2005
Barbara's Cat
2008-02-07 16:22:20 UTC
Permalink
melted down and began desperately spewing lies
How did it go yesterday, Liar Goober?
Were you able to get anyone to believe
any of the lies you repeated quacked?
--
Cm~

"I always write the truth"
- Dockery lying again
Barbara's Cat
2008-02-08 12:39:21 UTC
Permalink
the one who constantly gets facts mixed up
--
Cm~

"Ah bullshit Will. What's the guiding idea here:
a lie repeated often enough is true?"
- s_l_adams_1 enlightens Will, 20 Jun 2005
Dennis M. Hammes
2008-02-09 14:58:53 UTC
Permalink
the one who constantly gets facts mixed up
Well, whaddaya /expect/ from a boi whose master's called "Blenders"?
(I mean, besides the shit daiquiris.)
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
http://scrawlmark.org
Barbara's Cat
2008-02-09 23:19:01 UTC
Permalink
homophobia
http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t
--
Cm~

"Me, my life is an open book, literally."
- Goober Duck, 24 Jan 2005
K. A. Cannon
2008-02-10 03:27:26 UTC
Permalink
On Sat, 9 Feb 2008 18:19:01 -0500, Barbara's Cat
homophobia
http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t
WTF is drunkerty wearing?
Why?

Drunkerty is a transvestite?
--
K. A. Cannon
kcannon at insurgent dot org
(change the orgy to org to reply)

http://www.insurgent.org/

#9 People ruining UseNet lits.
#6 Top Assholes on the Net lits.
#5 Most hated Usenetizens of all time
#15 AUK psychos and felons lits
#5 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine
Barbara's Cat
2008-02-10 13:03:03 UTC
Permalink
Post by K. A. Cannon
homophobia
http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t
WTF is drunkerty wearing?
Why?
Drunkerty is a transvestite?
I'm not sure; but, he sure quacks a lot
about people being homophobic about him.
--
Cm~

How to make Goober Duck quack:
1. Type a sentence that contains truth.
2. Click "Send".
Dennis M. Hammes
2008-02-10 13:12:12 UTC
Permalink
Post by K. A. Cannon
On Sat, 9 Feb 2008 18:19:01 -0500, Barbara's Cat
homophobia
http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t
WTF is drunkerty wearing?
Why?
Drunkerty is a transvestite?
Hey, give him credit.
He would be if he could spell it.
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
http://scrawlmark.org
Barbara's Cat
2008-02-10 13:33:45 UTC
Permalink
Post by Dennis M. Hammes
Post by K. A. Cannon
homophobia
http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t
WTF is drunkerty wearing?
Why?
Drunkerty is a transvestite?
Hey, give him credit.
He would be if he could spell it.
Now that the word has been spelled for him,
he will probably start quacking people are
being transvestitephobic about him.
--
Cm~

"Your support of the racist statements
is shown by ommission"
- Will "Goober Duck" Dockery
attempting logical thinking
Dennis M. Hammes
2008-02-11 09:59:31 UTC
Permalink
Post by Barbara's Cat
Post by Dennis M. Hammes
Post by K. A. Cannon
homophobia
http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t
WTF is drunkerty wearing?
Why?
Drunkerty is a transvestite?
Hey, give him credit.
He would be if he could spell it.
Now that the word has been spelled for him,
he will probably start quacking people are
being transvestitephobic about him.
Naaah, we don't like him when he wears his own clothes, either.
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
http://scrawlmark.org
Barbara's Cat
2008-02-12 01:17:22 UTC
Permalink
would call then it they happened to him.
WTF?
--
Cm~

"Many men can out drink me,
out fuck me... out think me,
but they'll never beat me
at *my* game."
- Will Dockery,
proclaiming to be
good at something
Meat Plow
2008-02-12 15:22:59 UTC
Permalink
would call then it they happened to him.
WTF?
WTFW?
Barbara's Cat
2008-02-10 16:34:45 UTC
Permalink
Post by K. A. Cannon
homophobia
http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t
WTF is drunkerty wearing?
Why?
Drunkerty is a transvestite?
gay
http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t
--
Cm~

"Me, my life is an open book, literally."
- Goober Duck, 24 Jan 2005
Barbara's Cat
2008-02-10 13:16:27 UTC
Permalink
The poem I called drivel
"bad reviews [are] jealous reactions."
- Goober Duck, 17 Apr 2007

MID: dfdd3$462518c4$18d62320$***@KNOLOGY.NET
--
Cm~

"Jealousy is the tribute
mediocrity pays to genius."
- Fulton J Sheen
Barbara's Cat
2008-02-12 13:20:41 UTC
Permalink
Goober Duck Will "NOT Obsessed" Dockery quacked:

[ quacking filter out ]
Dennis M Hammes
Dennis M Hammes
Dennis M Hammes
Dennis Hammes
Hammes
Hammes
Hammes
--
Cm~

How to make Goober Duck quack:
1. Type a sentence that contains truth.
2. Click "Send".
Dennis M. Hammes
2008-02-13 08:32:10 UTC
Permalink
Post by Barbara's Cat
[ quacking filter out ]
Dennis M Hammes
Dennis M Hammes
Dennis M Hammes
Dennis Hammes
Hammes
Hammes
Hammes
He's just obsessed to me.
(He's been bitchy like that ever since Tommy didn't show up.)
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
http://scrawlmark.org
Barbara's Cat
2008-02-12 22:22:45 UTC
Permalink
Nope.
--
Cm~

"You're either confused, lying, or both."
- Dockery encountering Truth
Barbara's Cat
2008-02-16 15:37:27 UTC
Permalink
spineless
anonymous
racist
homophobes
The new word for today is: inveterate.

So lame. So inveterate quacking duck. So Dockery.
--
Cm~

"Many men can out drink me,
out fuck me... out think me,
but they'll never beat me
at *my* game."
- Will Dockery,
proclaiming to be
good at something
Dennis M. Hammes
2008-02-17 06:25:30 UTC
Permalink
Post by Barbara's Cat
spineless
anonymous
racist
homophobes
The new word for today is: inveterate.
So lame. So inveterate quacking duck. So Dockery.
This space reserved for Dockery's accusations that you're calling him
"spineless."
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
http://scrawlmark.org
Barbara's Cat
2008-02-17 18:52:05 UTC
Permalink
Post by Dennis M. Hammes
Post by Barbara's Cat
spineless
anonymous
racist
homophobes
The new word for today is: inveterate.
So lame. So inveterate quacking duck. So Dockery.
This space reserved for Dockery's accusations that you're calling him
"spineless."
And for once in his pathetic-spineless-coward life,
he would be correct.
--
Cm~

"Well, yeah, Hitler's motives were
/understandable/ in that he wanted
to wipe out the Jews..."
- Will "The Racist" Dockery
Dennis M. Hammes
2008-02-18 07:48:52 UTC
Permalink
Post by Barbara's Cat
Post by Dennis M. Hammes
Post by Barbara's Cat
spineless
anonymous
racist
homophobes
The new word for today is: inveterate.
So lame. So inveterate quacking duck. So Dockery.
This space reserved for Dockery's accusations that you're calling him
"spineless."
And for once in his pathetic-spineless-coward life,
he would be correct.
You must have been speaking generically.
(You can't /possibly/ believe that "inveterate" means "spineless.")
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
http://scrawlmark.org
Barbara's Cat
2008-02-18 11:14:18 UTC
Permalink
Post by Dennis M. Hammes
Post by Barbara's Cat
Post by Dennis M. Hammes
Post by Barbara's Cat
spineless
anonymous
racist
homophobes
The new word for today is: inveterate.
So lame. So inveterate quacking duck. So Dockery.
This space reserved for Dockery's accusations that you're calling him
"spineless."
And for once in his pathetic-spineless-coward life,
he would be correct.
You must have been speaking generically.
Yes.
Post by Dennis M. Hammes
(You can't /possibly/ believe that "inveterate" means "spineless.")
No. Inveterate is inveterate.
Invertebrate is invertebrate.
Dockery is /apparently/ both.
--
Cm~

"I always write the truth"
- Dockery lying again
Dennis M. Hammes
2008-02-19 10:31:09 UTC
Permalink
Post by Barbara's Cat
Post by Dennis M. Hammes
Post by Barbara's Cat
Post by Dennis M. Hammes
Post by Barbara's Cat
spineless
anonymous
racist
homophobes
The new word for today is: inveterate.
So lame. So inveterate quacking duck. So Dockery.
This space reserved for Dockery's accusations that you're calling him
"spineless."
And for once in his pathetic-spineless-coward life,
he would be correct.
You must have been speaking generically.
Yes.
Post by Dennis M. Hammes
(You can't /possibly/ believe that "inveterate" means "spineless.")
No. Inveterate is inveterate.
Invertebrate is invertebrate.
Dockery is /apparently/ both.
Obviously, evidently ,?
(Actually, I'd thot it was a pretty good pun, one he wouldn't get
without help. I see he didn't get it even /with/ help.)
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
http://scrawlmark.org
Barbara's Cat
2008-02-19 11:45:56 UTC
Permalink
Post by Dennis M. Hammes
Post by Barbara's Cat
Post by Dennis M. Hammes
Post by Barbara's Cat
Post by Dennis M. Hammes
Post by Barbara's Cat
spineless
anonymous
racist
homophobes
The new word for today is: inveterate.
So lame. So inveterate quacking duck. So Dockery.
This space reserved for Dockery's accusations that you're calling him
"spineless."
And for once in his pathetic-spineless-coward life,
he would be correct.
You must have been speaking generically.
Yes.
Post by Dennis M. Hammes
(You can't /possibly/ believe that "inveterate" means "spineless.")
No. Inveterate is inveterate.
Invertebrate is invertebrate.
Dockery is /apparently/ both.
Obviously, evidently ,?
(Actually, I'd thot it was a pretty good pun, one he wouldn't get
without help. I see he didn't get it even /with/ help.)
Perfectly served bread crumbs missed and wasted.
He must've been, obviously, too busy working on
his ''The only good quacker is a dead quacker''
award winning Custer Kicked Ass campaign quack.
--
Cm~

"Of course ["a publicity tool"
for "Will Dockery"] is one of
the main purposes of Usenet."
- Will Dockery quacking about
his excessive shit-spamming
Peter J Ross
2008-02-18 10:48:59 UTC
Permalink
In rec.arts.poems on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 01:02:12 -0800 (PST), Will
Good heavens, the section couldn't be clearer were it interpreted
into Dutch.
#v+

" quackify.vim
"
" Version: 0.4
" Date: 2008-02-18
" Author: Peter J Ross <***@gmail.com>
" Licence: This script is released into the public domain.
"
" Description:
" quackify.vim is intended for use when replying to posts by Will Dockery in
" rec.arts.poems or alt.usenet.kooks. It provides two functions:
" 1. quackify() [keybinding <F9>]: Changes words longer than four letters
" in the first level of quoted text and the Subject: line to quacks.
" 2. crosspost() [keybinding <F10>]: Changes the Newsgroups line to
" something appropriate.
"
" Installation:
" Save the script in $HOME/.vim/plugin/ or the equivalent directory for your
" operating system. It will be loaded automatically when you start vim.
"
" Note:
" The line numbers, ranges and quoted-text detection work with my slrn
" settings. It may be necessary to change them if you use a different
" newsreader.
"
" Bugs: probably plenty, since this is the first vim plugin I've written. Let
" me know about them.

noremap <F9> :sil call <SID>quackify()<CR>
noremap <F10> :sil call <SID>crosspost()<CR>

fun! s:quackify()
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<Dockery\>/QQwd/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<Zorro\>/QQzo/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<my poems\=\>/Qqus/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<My poems\=\>/QQus/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\(\l\{4,}\)n't\>/\1 not/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\u\l\{2,}ed\>/QQed/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\u\l\{2,}[oe]rs\>/QQrs/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\u\l\{2,}[oe]r\>/QQer/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\u\l\{2,}ly\>/QQly/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\u\l\{2,}[ai]ble\>/QQle/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\u\l\{2,}[^us']s\>/QQs/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\u\l\{2,}ing\>/QQng/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\u\l\{2,}ness\>/QQns/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\u\l\{2,}[^l]y\>/QQy/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\w\{3,}ed\>/Qqed/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\w\{3,}[oe]rs\>/Qqrs/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\w\{3,}[oe]r\>/Qqer/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\w\{3,}ly\>/Qqly/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\w\{3,}[ai]ble\>/Qqle/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\w\{3,}[^us']s\>/Qqs/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\w\{3,}ing\>/Qqng/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\w\{3,}ness\>/Qqns/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\w\{3,}[^l]y\>/Qqy/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\u\a\{4,}\>/Quack/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\l\{5,}\>/quack/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\CQqed\>/quacked/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\CQqer\>/quacker/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\CQqrs\>/quackers/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\CQqly\>/quackly/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\CQqle\>/quackable/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\CQqs\>/quacks/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\CQqng\>/quacking/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\CQqns\>/quackiness/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\CQqy\>/quacky/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\CQQed\>/Quacked/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\CQQer\>/Quacker/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\CQQrs\>/Quackers/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\CQQly\>/Quackly/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\CQQle\>/Quackable/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\CQQs\>/Quacks/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\CQQng\>/Quacking/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\CQQns\>/Quackiness/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\CQQy\>/Quacky/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\CQQwd\>/Dreckery/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\CQQzo\>/Zah-roooow/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\CQqus\>/my unspeakable shit/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<\CQQud\>/My unspeakable shit/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<an quack/a quack/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<an\n> quack/a\r> quack/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<it quack\>/ quacks/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<it\n> quack\>/it\r> quacks/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<he quack\>/he quacks/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<he\n> quack\>/he\r> quacks/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<she quack\>/she quacks/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\<she\n> quack\>/she\r> quacks/ge
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\>,/, apparently,/e
14,$g/^>[^>]/s/\>\.\n>\n/,\r> as many would agree.\r>\r/e
3s/\<Dockery\>/QQwd/ge
3s/\<Zorro\>/QQzo/ge
3s/\<\u\l\{2,}ed\>/QQed/ge
3s/\<\u\l\{2,}[oe]rs\>/QQrs/ge
3s/\<\u\l\{2,}[oe]r\>/QQer/ge
3s/\<\u\l\{2,}ly\>/QQly/ge
3s/\<\u\l\{2,}[ai]ble\>/QQle/ge
3s/\<\u\l\{2,}[^us]s\>/QQs/ge
3s/\<\u\l\{2,}ing\>/QQng/ge
3s/\<\u\l\{2,}ness\>/QQns/ge
3s/\<\u\l\{2,}[^l]y\>/QQy/ge
3s/\<\w\{3,}ed\>/Qqed/ge
3s/\<\w\{3,}[oe]rs\>/Qqrs/ge
3s/\<\w\{3,}[oe]r\>/Qqer/ge
3s/\<\w\{3,}ly\>/Qqly/ge
3s/\<\w\{3,}[ai]ble\>/Qqle/ge
3s/\<\w\{3,}[^us]s\>/Qqs/ge
3s/\<\w\{3,}ing\>/Qqng/ge
3s/\<\w\{3,}ness\>/Qqns/ge
3s/\<\w\{3,}[^l]y\>/Qqy/ge
3s/\<\u\a\{4,}\>/Quack/ge
3s/\<\l\{5,}\>/quack/ge
3s/\<\CQqed\>/quacked/ge
3s/\<\CQqrs\>/quackers/ge
3s/\<\CQqer\>/quacker/ge
3s/\<\CQqly\>/quackly/ge
3s/\<\CQqle\>/quackable/ge
3s/\<\CQqs\>/quacks/ge
3s/\<\CQqng\>/quacking/ge
3s/\<\CQqns\>/quackiness/ge
3s/\<\CQqy\>/quacky/ge
3s/\<\CQQed\>/Quacked/ge
3s/\<\CQQrs\>/Quackers/ge
3s/\<\CQQer\>/Quacker/ge
3s/\<\CQQly\>/Quackly/ge
3s/\<\CQQle\>/Quackable/ge
3s/\<\CQQs\>/Quacks/ge
3s/\<\CQQng\>/Quacking/ge
3s/\<\CQQns\>/Quackiness/ge
3s/\<\CQQy\>/Quacky/ge
3s/\<\CQQwd\>/Dreckery/ge
3s/\<\CQQzo\>/Zah-roooow/ge
3s/\<an quack\>/a quack/ge
3s/\<it quack\>/it quacks/ge
3s/\<he quack\>/he quacks/ge
3s/\<she quack\>/she quacks/ge
3s/^Quack/Subject/e
norm 9G
endfun

fun! s:crosspost()
1s/\(Newsgroups: \).*/\1rec.arts.poems,alt.idiot.will-dockery,alt.usenet.kooks/e
norm 9G
endfun

#v-
--
PJR :-)

<http://pjr.lasnobberia.net/>
Barbara's Cat
2008-02-18 11:51:28 UTC
Permalink
Post by Peter J Ross
Good heavens, the section couldn't be clearer were it interpreted
into Dutch.
#v+
" quackify.vim
"
" Version: 0.4
" Date: 2008-02-18
" Licence: This script is released into the public domain.
[ snipped for brevity ]
Post by Peter J Ross
#v-
Beauty. I'll test it (soon but later)
in Vi IMproved 7.1 win32 GUI version.
--
Cm~

"Of course ["a publicity tool"
for "Will Dockery"] is one of
the main purposes of Usenet."
- Will Dockery quacking about
his excessive shit-spamming
Peter J Ross
2008-02-18 12:15:34 UTC
Permalink
In alt.usenet.kooks on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 06:51:28 -0500, Barbara's Cat
Post by Barbara's Cat
Post by Peter J Ross
Good heavens, the section couldn't be clearer were it interpreted
into Dutch.
#v+
" quackify.vim
"
" Version: 0.4
" Date: 2008-02-18
" Licence: This script is released into the public domain.
[ snipped for brevity ]
Post by Peter J Ross
#v-
Beauty. I'll test it (soon but later)
in Vi IMproved 7.1 win32 GUI version.
Make sure you're not in "vi-compatible" mode.

You'll need to change each occurence of
g/^>[^>]/
to something like
g/^>\s[^>]/
(untested), because you use "> >" to start deeper levels of quoting
where I use ">>".

You may also need to change the line numbers for the Newsgroups: and
Subject: lines, and probably also adjust "14,$" so that the
transformation of body text starts on an appropriate line.

The function keys may already be used for something else in the GUI
version of vim.

Known bug: The transformation of "my poem(s)" into "my unspeakable
shit" is broken; it comes out as "my quackable shit" instead.
--
PJR :-)
Art Deco
2008-02-18 15:45:38 UTC
Permalink
Post by Peter J Ross
In rec.arts.poems on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 01:02:12 -0800 (PST), Will
Good heavens, the section couldn't be clearer were it interpreted
into Dutch.
#v+
" quackify.vim
"
" Version: 0.4
" Date: 2008-02-18
" Licence: This script is released into the public domain.
"
" quackify.vim is intended for use when replying to posts by Will Dockery in
" 1. quackify() [keybinding <F9>]: Changes words longer than four letters
" in the first level of quoted text and the Subject: line to quacks.
" 2. crosspost() [keybinding <F10>]: Changes the Newsgroups line to
" something appropriate.
I can imagine other uses for such utilities.
--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
ah
2008-02-19 01:14:18 UTC
Permalink
Post by Art Deco
Post by Peter J Ross
In rec.arts.poems on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 01:02:12 -0800 (PST), Will
Good heavens, the section couldn't be clearer were it interpreted
into Dutch.
#v+
" quackify.vim
"
" Version: 0.4
" Date: 2008-02-18
" Licence: This script is released into the public domain.
"
" quackify.vim is intended for use when replying to posts by Will Dockery in
" 1. quackify() [keybinding <F9>]: Changes words longer than four letters
" in the first level of quoted text and the Subject: line to quacks.
" 2. crosspost() [keybinding <F10>]: Changes the Newsgroups line to
" something appropriate.
I can imagine other uses for such utilities.
AA-responses?
--
ah
Art Deco
2008-02-19 01:35:25 UTC
Permalink
Post by ah
Post by Art Deco
Post by Peter J Ross
In rec.arts.poems on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 01:02:12 -0800 (PST), Will
Good heavens, the section couldn't be clearer were it interpreted
into Dutch.
#v+
" quackify.vim
"
" Version: 0.4
" Date: 2008-02-18
" Licence: This script is released into the public domain.
"
" quackify.vim is intended for use when replying to posts by Will Dockery in
" 1. quackify() [keybinding <F9>]: Changes words longer than four letters
" in the first level of quoted text and the Subject: line to quacks.
" 2. crosspost() [keybinding <F10>]: Changes the Newsgroups line to
" something appropriate.
I can imagine other uses for such utilities.
AA-responses?
Kazoo-responses?
--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
Barbara's Cat
2008-01-28 22:58:35 UTC
Permalink
Post by Barbara's Cat
I'll /always/ snip bullshit
If that were true all of your posts would be empty.
QUACK!
No post goes by unquacked, eh, Goober?
--
Cm~

"It is axiomatic that Duckrish is anti-truth."
- Rob Evans
Meat Plow
2008-01-29 05:27:33 UTC
Permalink
Post by Barbara's Cat
Post by Barbara's Cat
I'll /always/ snip bullshit
If that were true all of your posts would be empty.
QUACK!
No post goes by unquacked, eh, Goober?
He's been quacking up quite a storm lately. Must be tough when your only
modicum of support comes in the form of a senile Swedish octogenarian.

he
Dennis M. Hammes
2008-01-29 06:28:42 UTC
Permalink
Post by Meat Plow
Post by Barbara's Cat
Post by Barbara's Cat
I'll /always/ snip bullshit
If that were true all of your posts would be empty.
QUACK!
No post goes by unquacked, eh, Goober?
He's been quacking up quite a storm lately. Must be tough when your only
modicum of support comes in the form of a senile Swedish octogenarian.
Yabut he couldn't keep the Russian one.
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
http://scrawlmark.org
Barbara's Cat
2008-01-31 01:37:23 UTC
Permalink
Post by Meat Plow
Post by Barbara's Cat
Post by Barbara's Cat
I'll /always/ snip bullshit
If that were true all of your posts would be empty.
QUACK!
No post goes by unquacked, eh, Goober?
He's been quacking up quite a storm lately.
Most likely the goober has ran out of beer money and
his over-rated friends have stopped giving hand-outs
causing him to be a great deal more edgy than usual.
Post by Meat Plow
Must be tough when your only modicum of support
comes in the form of a senile Swedish octogenarian.
And that support comes only out of spite.
--
Cm~

"My ex-wife died. By the way, I made a video
starring ME. Click the link below to see it."
- Will "Goober Duck" Dockery in mourning
Barbara's Cat
2008-01-31 02:16:25 UTC
Permalink
QUACK!
Raw or toasted, either way, eh, Goober?
--
Cm~

"My ex-wife died. By the way, I made a video
starring ME. Click the link below to see it."
- Will "Goober Duck" Dockery in mourning
Barbara's Cat
2008-01-31 12:53:00 UTC
Permalink
remember?
"It's in the Archives", eh, Goober?
--
Cm~

"copy-paste-loop mode
a quick visit to a search engine
I'll go look 'em up."
- Goober Duck, Nostalgist
Barbara's Cat
2008-02-12 13:59:39 UTC
Permalink
Dennis M Hammes
Dennis M Hammes
Hammes
Hammes
--
Cm~

"Nothing you add is ever appropriate."
- Rob enlightens Duckery
Meat Plow
2008-03-01 19:42:37 UTC
Permalink
Shadddup you fucking moron.
Not likely.
No kidding.
Meat Plow
2008-03-01 19:44:52 UTC
Permalink
Okay, here's one of the forged posts I mentioned, using my exact
gmail.com address, and archived as posted by me, in the ''Google
You are an utter moron.
Now, prove that you can forge a post THROUGH google as you claim
happened to Chuckwit.
He can't, but that will "not likely" shut him up.
Reminds me of all the ducks on my pond, those fuckers never shut up.
Barbara's Cat
2008-03-02 00:52:05 UTC
Permalink
You are an utter moron.
So I never claimed to know all these details, but I do
know a forgery of myself when I see one, /through/ a
Google email /onto/ Google Groups.
No one can post /onto/ Google Groups because nothing exists
to post /onto/. The Google Groups web pages is nothing more
than an HTML-based newsreader used to write and read articles
(messages) to and from Usenet, an aggregation of newsgroups
located on a globally-connected network of computer servers.
To assist you in understanding how this /real/ world works,
I honestly searched for a /Classics Illustrated/ comic book
that covers the subject of Usenet; but unfortunate for you,
one was not to be found, so your being stupid about Usenet
is going to be a forever thing. As for the forging through
Google Groups, it *CAN'T BE DONE* because their HTML-based
newsreader does not give a user any abilities to alter its
headers. To summarize: Google Groups is not Usenet, Usenet
is not Google Groups. To falsify an article's headers a user
must use a /real/ newsreader and post the article directly
to a /real/ news server. Now, continue posting your quacks.
--
Cm~

"The Classics Illustrated comic version...
I don't really like all that retro stuff."
- Dockery, when asked if he'd read Hamlet
Meat Plow
2008-03-02 16:11:38 UTC
Permalink
In rec.arts.poems on Sat, 1 Mar 2008 15:05:59 -0500, Will Dockery
You are an utter moron.
So I never claimed to know all these details, but I do know a forgery of
myself when I see one, /through/ a Google email /onto/ Google Groups.
You are indeed an utter moron. What's "/through/ a Google email"
supposed to mean?
Now, prove that you can forge a post THROUGH google as you claim
happened
I never ''claimed'' anything happened, I wondered if it had, though.
You claimed that it was possible to post forgeries using Google
Groups. Since making that claim, you've danced entertainly but have
offered no evidence to support it.
Here's my post, in case someone has some /useful/ information about it -
<snip>
Reposting the same quack over and over again increases the likelihood
of being killfiled, not the likelihood of receiving an answer.
I've just answered your quack in another post.
What's the possibility of all this sinking in finally?
Dennis M. Hammes
2008-03-03 08:51:30 UTC
Permalink
Post by Meat Plow
In rec.arts.poems on Sat, 1 Mar 2008 15:05:59 -0500, Will Dockery
You are an utter moron.
So I never claimed to know all these details, but I do know a forgery of
myself when I see one, /through/ a Google email /onto/ Google Groups.
You are indeed an utter moron. What's "/through/ a Google email"
supposed to mean?
Now, prove that you can forge a post THROUGH google as you claim
happened
I never ''claimed'' anything happened, I wondered if it had, though.
You claimed that it was possible to post forgeries using Google
Groups. Since making that claim, you've danced entertainly but have
offered no evidence to support it.
Here's my post, in case someone has some /useful/ information about it -
<snip>
Reposting the same quack over and over again increases the likelihood
of being killfiled, not the likelihood of receiving an answer.
I've just answered your quack in another post.
What's the possibility of all this sinking in finally?
If he tries to cross the swamp without the pontoon boat he never made...
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
http://scrawlmark.org
Dennis M. Hammes
2008-03-05 11:38:24 UTC
Permalink
Michael Cook
PJR
Karla Rogers
Cook
Cook
PJR
Michael Cook
Michael Cook
Michael Cook
Cook
Karla Rogers
Cook Cook
Michael Cook
Cook
Michael Cook
awards.
Awards for Cooking Out?
(We call that a "merit badge.")
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
http://scrawlmark.org
Barbara's Cat
2008-03-05 13:54:28 UTC
Permalink
Don't take it so hard...
Instead, just quack endlessly year after year, eh, Goober?
--
Cm~

"you can't find "sense" in the poem, fine...
that doesn't mean there's none there, just
that you can't, or won't, see it."
- Goober Duck, 15 May 2007
Meat Plow
2008-03-02 22:05:19 UTC
Permalink
Thanks for the interesting and informative post, PJR.
Have I suddenly stopped being a liar, as many would agree?
Not unless you retract your support and defense of the copyright and poetry
thief Michael Cook,
And just exactly would that do for you?
Barbara's Cat
2008-03-02 22:25:20 UTC
Permalink
Post by Meat Plow
Thanks for the interesting and informative post, PJR.
Have I suddenly stopped being a liar, as many would agree?
Not unless you retract your support and defense of the copyright
and poetry thief Michael Cook,
And just exactly would that do for you?
Just a guess: Cause him orgasm.
--
Cm~

"... you've lost this one."
- Dockery, stoned again
Meat Plow
2008-03-02 23:10:57 UTC
Permalink
Post by Barbara's Cat
Post by Meat Plow
Thanks for the interesting and informative post, PJR.
Have I suddenly stopped being a liar, as many would agree?
Not unless you retract your support and defense of the copyright
and poetry thief Michael Cook,
And just exactly would that do for you?
Just a guess: Cause him orgasm.
oh the horror
Dennis M. Hammes
2008-03-03 09:08:08 UTC
Permalink
Post by Barbara's Cat
Post by Meat Plow
Thanks for the interesting and informative post, PJR.
Have I suddenly stopped being a liar, as many would agree?
Not unless you retract your support and defense of the copyright
and poetry thief Michael Cook,
And just exactly would that do for you?
Just a guess: Cause him orgasm.
You misspelled "quack," didn't you.
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
http://scrawlmark.org
Meat Plow
2008-03-02 23:09:43 UTC
Permalink
Post by Meat Plow
Thanks for the interesting and informative post, PJR.
Have I suddenly stopped being a liar, as many would agree?
Not unless you retract your support and defense of the copyright and
poetry
Post by Meat Plow
thief Michael Cook,
And just exactly would that do for you?
I don't need it to ''do'' anything for me
Good because it couldn't possibly do anything for you.
just pointing out that PJR's claims to give a damn about copyright
abuse, theft and plaigiarism are selective and hypocritical.
No, you're claiming that PJR defends/supports copyright abuse, theft and
plagiarism.
Barbara's Cat
2008-03-02 22:18:12 UTC
Permalink
I wrote from the start that I'm going to quack endlessly.
And you're a duck of your quack, eh, Goober?
--
Cm~

If it posts like a duck
and quacks like a duck,
it must be a duck.
Meat Plow
2008-03-07 19:47:56 UTC
Permalink
I wrote the poem, thus, I own the poem.
Mr Cook made the recording
Using the poem he stole from me
"Added music would be great, Michael!"
- MID ***@news2.knology.net


"have you added music to the Mp3, yet?"
- MID 3fe79e6b$***@news1.knology.net


"I think it's kind of fun to go into the Google archives
with *another* "Collaboration with Michael Cook..."
- MID 3fe7842b$***@news2.knology.net

Wrong again, Quackster.
Meat Plow
2008-03-07 21:42:30 UTC
Permalink
Post by Meat Plow
I wrote the poem, thus, I own the poem.
Mr Cook made the recording
Using the poem he stole from me
"Added music would be great, Michael!"
"have you added music to the Mp3, yet?"
"I think it's kind of fun to go into the Google archives
with *another* "Collaboration with Michael Cook..."
Wrong again
You're wrong, yeah, since none of this changes the fact that Cook had
already stolen the poem when I wrote those responses
"Added music would be great, Michael!"
- MID ***@news2.knology.net


"have you added music to the Mp3, yet?"
- MID 3fe79e6b$***@news1.knology.net


"I think it's kind of fun to go into the Google archives
with *another* "Collaboration with Michael Cook..."
- MID 3fe7842b$***@news2.knology.net


You embraced Michael Cook with open arms and enthusiastically promoted and
encouraged the poem's further musical development by him then turned
around and cried theft. But only doing so AFTER Michael Cook among many
others said things about you that you didn't like. Purely childish and
immature behavior on your part. Michael Cook used your poem with your
permission and only after the fact did you cry out.
Meat Plow
2008-03-10 16:10:42 UTC
Permalink
If I knew the crybaby's mailing address, I'd send him
Barbie Cat's fantasy of Real Life stalking is noted.
a pacifier. No, really, I would.
That could be arranged...
You live close enough that you could deliver it personally, but my
mailing address /is/ ''in the archives'', if you two plan to take this
to ''Real Life''.
Usenet is your "Real Life". It's better for you than reality. You see in
reality Wilbur, you can't cut and paste things into your favor. You can't
cry thief, yell STALKER, diss people, and do the morally fuck-witted
things you can do on Usenet. This is the reality where you not only exist,
you flourish Goober. Usenet is your notoriety, your infamy, your destiny.
--
#1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007
#1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007
#1 Bartlo Pset, March 13-24 2007
#10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
COOSN-266-06-25794
Meat Plow
2008-03-07 19:49:33 UTC
Permalink
Mr Cook made the recording
that you publicly gave Mr Cook permission to use.
Wrong, Barbie.
Cook stole the poem without not only my permission, but without my
knowledge that he was stealing it.
"Added music would be great, Michael!"
- MID ***@news2.knology.net


"have you added music to the Mp3, yet?"
- MID 3fe79e6b$***@news1.knology.net


"I think it's kind of fun to go into the Google archives
with *another* "Collaboration with Michael Cook..."
- MID 3fe7842b$***@news2.knology.net


So you lied about all the above?
Barbara's Cat
2008-03-07 21:14:31 UTC
Permalink
The statements
repeatedly repeated in your every post
reveal what a childish goober you are.

Grow some gonads already and shut up.
--
Cm~

"Added music would be great, Michael!"
- Will Dockery begging Michael Cook
to help make his crap less crappy
Dennis M. Hammes
2008-03-08 07:46:12 UTC
Permalink
Post by Barbara's Cat
The statements
repeatedly repeated in your every post
reveal what a childish goober you are.
Grow some gonads already and shut up.
Not necessarily in that order.
(It would take forever...)
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
http://scrawlmark.org
Meat Plow
2008-03-07 21:44:38 UTC
Permalink
The statements I made
"Added music would be great, Michael!"
- MID ***@news2.knology.net


"have you added music to the Mp3, yet?"
- MID 3fe79e6b$***@news1.knology.net


"I think it's kind of fun to go into the Google archives
with *another* "Collaboration with Michael Cook..."
- MID 3fe7842b$***@news2.knology.net

Prove without any doubt that Michael Cook had your permission to use the
poem.
Meat Plow
2008-03-07 20:52:02 UTC
Permalink
Post by Meat Plow
Cook stole the poem without not only my permission, but without my
knowledge that he was stealing it.
"Added music would be great, Michael!"
"have you added music to the Mp3, yet?"
"I think it's kind of fun to go into the Google archives
with *another* "Collaboration with Michael Cook..."
So you lied about all the above?
These statements came /after/ Michael Cook stole the poem
Which makes it even more bizarre for you to claim it was stolen seeing you
fully encouraged Michael Cook to further develop it in those statements.
Meat Plow
2008-03-07 21:46:57 UTC
Permalink
Post by Barbara's Cat
On the contrary
No, Michael Cook stole the ''Karma Bombs'' poem and posted a link to it on
Usenet, without permission.
This is an archived fact, Barbie, which Cook also admitted to.
These "facts" are archived;

"Added music would be great, Michael!"
- MID ***@news2.knology.net


"have you added music to the Mp3, yet?"
- MID 3fe79e6b$***@news1.knology.net


"I think it's kind of fun to go into the Google archives
with *another* "Collaboration with Michael Cook..."
- MID 3fe7842b$***@news2.knology.net

Without any question, your poem was used with your permission.
Meat Plow
2008-03-08 17:43:47 UTC
Permalink
Post by Meat Plow
No, Michael Cook stole the ''Karma Bombs'' poem and posted a link to it on
Usenet, without permission, and without my knowledge until then.
This is an archived fact, Barbie, which Cook also admitted to.
These "facts" are archived;
All these comments were written /after/ the poem had already been
stolen, and after I'd taken my property back, and restored the proper
credits. None of them change the fact that Michael Cook is a thief.
Post by Meat Plow
"Added music would be great, Michael!"
"have you added music to the Mp3, yet?"
"I think it's kind of fun to go into the Google archives
 with *another* "Collaboration with Michael Cook..."
your poem was used with your permission.
No, not only was the poem used without my permission, Michael Cook
used it without my knowledge...
"I think it's kind of fun to go into the Google archives
 with *another* "Collaboration with Michael Cook..."
the first I knew of it was when the link to the stolen poem was posted
on Usenet.
You said nothing about a theft until you and Mike were no longer friends.
You're a fool.
Meat Plow
2008-03-07 20:58:34 UTC
Permalink
We know.
Anyone paying attention knows that Michael Cook stole the ''Karma Bombs''
poem from me
"Added music would be great, Michael!"
- MID ***@news2.knology.net


"have you added music to the Mp3, yet?"
- MID 3fe79e6b$***@news1.knology.net


"I think it's kind of fun to go into the Google archives
with *another* "Collaboration with Michael Cook..."
- MID 3fe7842b$***@news2.knology.net

There is no question that anyone paying attention to the above three
archived posts will see that Michael Cook had not only your permission but
also your blessings, collaboration, and full support to develop your poem
musically.
Barbara's Cat
2008-03-08 20:24:00 UTC
Permalink
I wrote ''Karma Bombs'', and own all rights to it.
And Mr Cook created a video and owns all rights to it.

BTW, smeg-head, [ Shift ] + [ ' ] = [ " ].
--
Cm~

"but I didn't whine and complain"
- Goober Duck Will Dockery
Whining and Complaining
Dennis M. Hammes
2008-03-09 13:30:38 UTC
Permalink
Post by Barbara's Cat
I wrote ''Karma Bombs'', and own all rights to it.
And Mr Cook created a video and owns all rights to it.
BTW, smeg-head, [ Shift ] + [ ' ] = [ " ].
Pssst.
You make him pay attention to two keys at the same time like that,
his head will explode.
Fine.
But who ya gonna call to clean up that much shit?
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
http://scrawlmark.org
Loading...