OT / What Don't You Want for Christmas?

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

What don't you want for Christmas this year?
Usenet posts by plagiarists

Perhaps you'll learn in 2010 to attribute the poets you repost the
poetry of here, and that way it won't look as if you're trying to pass
the poem off as your own,


Ow ow ow ow ow, my irony meter just screamed so loudly it hurt my ears

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Hey Will. America's Got Talent is auditioning in Atlanta in February.
oh SHIT I would love to see Dockery

Obviously, si[SMACK]

Obviously you are still a post-editing dipwad whose only talent is emptying
a pitcher of beer before everyone else has a chance to fill their own
glasses.

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oh SHIT I would love to see Dockery get X'd out by the judges. Piers would
tear him a new rectum.
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