"The Garden" - Sara Salzman

[Barbara's Cat]

Goober Duck Will "Crybaby" Dockery quacked:

> QUACK!


Waddled into another battle
you'll never win, eh, Duck?

So very stupid.
So very masochist.
So quacking duck.
So Dockery.


--
Cm~

"I always write the truth"
- Dockery lying again

[Barbara's Cat]

Goober Duck Will "Crybaby" Dockery quacked:

> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > Waddled into another battle
> > you'll never win, eh, Duck?
> >
> > So very stupid.
> > So very masochist.
> > So quacking duck.
> > So Dockery.
>
>
> QUACK!


"For as long as you are able", you will never
allow any post to go by unquacked, eh, Goober?

So very insecure. So quacking duck. So Dockery.


--
Cm~

How to make Goober Duck quack:
1. Type a sentence that contains truth.
2. Click "Send".

[B'in'yamin C'r'amer]

"Barbara's Cat" <***@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote in message
news:***@news.motzarella.org...
> Goober Duck Will "Crybaby" Dockery quacked:
>
>> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>>
>> > Waddled into another battle
>> > you'll never win, eh, Duck?
>> >
>> > So very stupid.
>> > So very masochist.
>> > So quacking duck.
>> > So Dockery.
>>
>>
>> QUACK!
>
>
> "For as long as you are able", you will never
> allow any post to go by unquacked, eh, Goober?
>
> So very insecure. So quacking duck. So Dockery.

We have our very own "duck" posting to alt.revisionism.

Don't suppose that duck (William "duck" Daffer,) and this
hickorydickorydockory gobshite might be related?


>
>
> --
> Cm~
>
> How to make Goober Duck quack:
> 1. Type a sentence that contains truth.
> 2. Click "Send".
>

[Barbara's Cat]

Goober Duck Will "So Very Hurt" Dockery quacked:

> on Usenet, anonymity = courage.


In Gooberville,

staggering = walking
stumbling = dancing
mumbling = singing
quacking = rebutting
losing = winning

and "It /is/ a pretty much proven fact"

lying = telling the truth


--
Cm~

"I always write the truth"
- Dockery lying again

[Barbara's Cat]

Goober Duck Will "Too Poor To Bet" Dockery quacked:

> I wager


With what, Goober? You being both financially
and mentally broke, you have nothing to wager
except navel lint, and what sane person would
want your pizza-grease-soaked navel lint, eh?

So no-real-job. So can't-bet poor. So Dockery.


--
Cm~

"Me, my life is an open book, literally."
- Goober Duck, 24 Jan 2005

[Barbara's Cat]

Goober Duck Will "Crybaby" Dockery quacked:


> every observation I make


is blurred by your tears.


So pathetic. So crybaby. So Dockery.


--
Cm~

"you can't find "sense" in the poem, fine...
that doesn't mean there's none there, just
that you can't, or won't, see it."
- Goober Duck, 15 May 2007

[Barbara's Cat]

Goober Duck Will "More-Or-Less" Dockery quacked:

> "B'in'yamin C'r'amer" wrote:
>
> > Goober Duck Will "The Liar" Dockery quacked:
> >
> > > B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
> > >
> > > > Dockery's a jew?
> > >
> > >
> > > No, a mix of Irish-Native American.
> >
> >
> > Have you considered conversion to judaism?
>
>
> No, I more-or-less lean to a pagan belief.


Never take a firm stance on anything, right, Goober?
That is except fabricated evidence about others, eh?

BTW, a /real/ writer would've wrote "lean towards".


--
Cm~

"The Nazis are more fun"
- Will Dockery
18 Jan 2008

[B'in'yamin C'r'amer]

"Barbara's Cat" <***@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote in message
news:***@news.motzarella.org...
> Goober Duck Will "More-Or-Less" Dockery quacked:
>
>> "B'in'yamin C'r'amer" wrote:
>>
>> > Goober Duck Will "The Liar" Dockery quacked:
>> >
>> > > B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>> > >
>> > > > Dockery's a jew?
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > No, a mix of Irish-Native American.
>> >
>> >
>> > Have you considered conversion to judaism?
>>
>>
>> No, I more-or-less lean to a pagan belief.
>
>
> Never take a firm stance on anything, right, Goober?
> That is except fabricated evidence about others, eh?
>
> BTW, a /real/ writer would've wrote "lean towards".

Found this in my archives. Thoughts of hickorydickorydockery immediately
sprang to mind.

. "The pompous high-placed imbecile, mouthing his
platitudes, the wordy sophister with his oven full of
half-baked thoughts, the ill-bred rhetorician with his
tawdry aphorisms, the heartless hate-producing satirist,
would have gone down before his sword and spear."

[Dennis M. Hammes]

B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:

>
> "Barbara's Cat" <***@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote in message
> news:***@news.motzarella.org...
>
>> Goober Duck Will "More-Or-Less" Dockery quacked:
>>
>>> "B'in'yamin C'r'amer" wrote:
>>>
>>> > Goober Duck Will "The Liar" Dockery quacked:
>>> >
>>> > > B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>>> > >
>>> > > > Dockery's a jew?
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > No, a mix of Irish-Native American.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Have you considered conversion to judaism?
>>>
>>>
>>> No, I more-or-less lean to a pagan belief.
>>
>>
>>
>> Never take a firm stance on anything, right, Goober?
>> That is except fabricated evidence about others, eh?
>>
>> BTW, a /real/ writer would've wrote "lean towards".
>
>
> Found this in my archives. Thoughts of hickorydickorydockery immediately
> sprang to mind.
>
> . "The pompous high-placed imbecile, mouthing his
> platitudes, the wordy sophister with his oven full of
> half-baked thoughts, the ill-bred rhetorician with his
> tawdry aphorisms, the heartless hate-producing satirist,
> would have gone down before his sword and spear."
>

Well, a lot of bar customers /have/ gone down before his staggering.
('Specially if you wave a mike at him on karaoke night.)

But the only thing that the "sword and spear" thing brings to mind is
Dockery, brandishing a broken bottle of Dickle, a tinfoil hat, and
maybe a garbage-can lid, mounted on Sancho and spanking him along.
(I really wish you hadn't brought that to mind.)

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[B'in'yamin C'r'amer]

"Dennis M. Hammes" <***@arvig.net> wrote in message
news:***@onvoy.com...
> B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>
>>
>> "Barbara's Cat" <***@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote in message
>> news:***@news.motzarella.org...
>>
>>> Goober Duck Will "More-Or-Less" Dockery quacked:
>>>
>>>> "B'in'yamin C'r'amer" wrote:
>>>>
>>>> > Goober Duck Will "The Liar" Dockery quacked:
>>>> >
>>>> > > B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>>>> > >
>>>> > > > Dockery's a jew?
>>>> > >
>>>> > >
>>>> > > No, a mix of Irish-Native American.
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > Have you considered conversion to judaism?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> No, I more-or-less lean to a pagan belief.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Never take a firm stance on anything, right, Goober?
>>> That is except fabricated evidence about others, eh?
>>>
>>> BTW, a /real/ writer would've wrote "lean towards".
>>
>>
>> Found this in my archives. Thoughts of hickorydickorydockery immediately
>> sprang to mind.
>>
>> . "The pompous high-placed imbecile, mouthing his
>> platitudes, the wordy sophister with his oven full of
>> half-baked thoughts, the ill-bred rhetorician with his
>> tawdry aphorisms, the heartless hate-producing satirist,
>> would have gone down before his sword and spear."
>>
>
> Well, a lot of bar customers /have/ gone down before his staggering.
> ('Specially if you wave a mike at him on karaoke night.)
>
> But the only thing that the "sword and spear" thing brings to mind is
> Dockery, brandishing a broken bottle of Dickle, a tinfoil hat, and maybe a
> garbage-can lid, mounted on Sancho and spanking him along.
> (I really wish you hadn't brought that to mind.)

Dreadfully sorry - but you are responsible for ruining my keyboard.

Line in the sand ????????




>
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> ~/:o)_|
> Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
> http://scrawlmark.org
>

[Dennis M. Hammes]

B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>
> "Dennis M. Hammes" <***@arvig.net> wrote in message
> news:***@onvoy.com...
>
>> B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> "Barbara's Cat" <***@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote in message
>>> news:***@news.motzarella.org...
>>>
>>>> Goober Duck Will "More-Or-Less" Dockery quacked:
>>>>
>>>>> "B'in'yamin C'r'amer" wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> > Goober Duck Will "The Liar" Dockery quacked:
>>>>> >
>>>>> > > B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>>>>> > >
>>>>> > > > Dockery's a jew?
>>>>> > >
>>>>> > >
>>>>> > > No, a mix of Irish-Native American.
>>>>> >
>>>>> >
>>>>> > Have you considered conversion to judaism?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> No, I more-or-less lean to a pagan belief.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Never take a firm stance on anything, right, Goober?
>>>> That is except fabricated evidence about others, eh?
>>>>
>>>> BTW, a /real/ writer would've wrote "lean towards".
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Found this in my archives. Thoughts of hickorydickorydockery
>>> immediately sprang to mind.
>>>
>>> . "The pompous high-placed imbecile, mouthing his
>>> platitudes, the wordy sophister with his oven full of
>>> half-baked thoughts, the ill-bred rhetorician with his
>>> tawdry aphorisms, the heartless hate-producing satirist,
>>> would have gone down before his sword and spear."
>>>
>>
>> Well, a lot of bar customers /have/ gone down before his staggering.
>> ('Specially if you wave a mike at him on karaoke night.)
>>
>> But the only thing that the "sword and spear" thing brings to mind is
>> Dockery, brandishing a broken bottle of Dickle, a tinfoil hat, and
>> maybe a garbage-can lid, mounted on Sancho and spanking him along.
>> (I really wish you hadn't brought that to mind.)
>
>
> Dreadfully sorry - but you are responsible for ruining my keyboard.


Sri, but that's covered in the rap Insurance FAQ(tinf).
"10. b. Make sure you have swallowed your coffee completely
before opening any poast."
(It's actually a barf preventative; the spit take is relatively
occasional.)

>
> Line in the sand ????????
>

We tried that. He passes out, falls on it, wakes up on your side,
then spends months pointing out how you must have crossed it first.

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[B'in'yamin C'r'amer]

"Dennis M. Hammes" <***@arvig.net> wrote in message
news:eICdndihBNyyCjjanZ2dnUVZ_q-***@onvoy.com...
> B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>>
>> "Dennis M. Hammes" <***@arvig.net> wrote in message
>> news:***@onvoy.com...
>>
>>> B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Barbara's Cat" <***@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:***@news.motzarella.org...
>>>>
>>>>> Goober Duck Will "More-Or-Less" Dockery quacked:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "B'in'yamin C'r'amer" wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> > Goober Duck Will "The Liar" Dockery quacked:
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > > B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>>>>>> > >
>>>>>> > > > Dockery's a jew?
>>>>>> > >
>>>>>> > >
>>>>>> > > No, a mix of Irish-Native American.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> > Have you considered conversion to judaism?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No, I more-or-less lean to a pagan belief.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Never take a firm stance on anything, right, Goober?
>>>>> That is except fabricated evidence about others, eh?
>>>>>
>>>>> BTW, a /real/ writer would've wrote "lean towards".
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Found this in my archives. Thoughts of hickorydickorydockery
>>>> immediately sprang to mind.
>>>>
>>>> . "The pompous high-placed imbecile, mouthing his
>>>> platitudes, the wordy sophister with his oven full of
>>>> half-baked thoughts, the ill-bred rhetorician with his
>>>> tawdry aphorisms, the heartless hate-producing satirist,
>>>> would have gone down before his sword and spear."
>>>>
>>>
>>> Well, a lot of bar customers /have/ gone down before his staggering.
>>> ('Specially if you wave a mike at him on karaoke night.)
>>>
>>> But the only thing that the "sword and spear" thing brings to mind is
>>> Dockery, brandishing a broken bottle of Dickle, a tinfoil hat, and maybe
>>> a garbage-can lid, mounted on Sancho and spanking him along.
>>> (I really wish you hadn't brought that to mind.)
>>
>>
>> Dreadfully sorry - but you are responsible for ruining my keyboard.
>
>
> Sri, but that's covered in the rap Insurance FAQ(tinf).
> "10. b. Make sure you have swallowed your coffee completely before
> opening any poast."
> (It's actually a barf preventative; the spit take is relatively
> occasional.)
>
>>
>> Line in the sand ????????
>>
>
> We tried that. He passes out, falls on it, wakes up on your side, then
> spends months pointing out how you must have crossed it first.

He's sounding more and more a Red Sea pedestrian the further this
progresses.


>
> --
> -------(m+
> ~/:o)_|
> Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
> http://scrawlmark.org
>

[Dennis M. Hammes]

B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:

>
> "Dennis M. Hammes" <***@arvig.net> wrote in message
> news:eICdndihBNyyCjjanZ2dnUVZ_q-***@onvoy.com...
>
>> B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> "Dennis M. Hammes" <***@arvig.net> wrote in message
>>> news:***@onvoy.com...
>>>
>>>> B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Barbara's Cat" <***@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:***@news.motzarella.org...
>>>>>
>>>>>> Goober Duck Will "More-Or-Less" Dockery quacked:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "B'in'yamin C'r'amer" wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> > Goober Duck Will "The Liar" Dockery quacked:
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > > B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>> > > > Dockery's a jew?
>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>> > > No, a mix of Irish-Native American.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> > Have you considered conversion to judaism?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No, I more-or-less lean to a pagan belief.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Never take a firm stance on anything, right, Goober?
>>>>>> That is except fabricated evidence about others, eh?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BTW, a /real/ writer would've wrote "lean towards".
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Found this in my archives. Thoughts of hickorydickorydockery
>>>>> immediately sprang to mind.
>>>>>
>>>>> . "The pompous high-placed imbecile, mouthing his
>>>>> platitudes, the wordy sophister with his oven full of
>>>>> half-baked thoughts, the ill-bred rhetorician with his
>>>>> tawdry aphorisms, the heartless hate-producing satirist,
>>>>> would have gone down before his sword and spear."
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Well, a lot of bar customers /have/ gone down before his staggering.
>>>> ('Specially if you wave a mike at him on karaoke night.)
>>>>
>>>> But the only thing that the "sword and spear" thing brings to mind
>>>> is Dockery, brandishing a broken bottle of Dickle, a tinfoil hat,
>>>> and maybe a garbage-can lid, mounted on Sancho and spanking him along.
>>>> (I really wish you hadn't brought that to mind.)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Dreadfully sorry - but you are responsible for ruining my keyboard.
>>
>>
>>
>> Sri, but that's covered in the rap Insurance FAQ(tinf).
>> "10. b. Make sure you have swallowed your coffee completely before
>> opening any poast."
>> (It's actually a barf preventative; the spit take is relatively
>> occasional.)
>>
>>>
>>> Line in the sand ????????
>>>
>>
>> We tried that. He passes out, falls on it, wakes up on your side,
>> then spends months pointing out how you must have crossed it first.
>
>
> He's sounding more and more a Red Sea pedestrian the further this
> progresses.
>

Doubt it.
He's a lye-er, yes, but the only thing he pickles is himself.
(I doubt he even smokes gefilter cigarettes.)

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[B'in'yamin C'r'amer]

"Dennis M. Hammes" <***@arvig.net> wrote in message
news:***@onvoy.com...
> B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>
>>
>> "Dennis M. Hammes" <***@arvig.net> wrote in message
>> news:eICdndihBNyyCjjanZ2dnUVZ_q-***@onvoy.com...
>>
>>> B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Dennis M. Hammes" <***@arvig.net> wrote in message
>>>> news:***@onvoy.com...
>>>>
>>>>> B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Barbara's Cat" <***@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:***@news.motzarella.org...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Goober Duck Will "More-Or-Less" Dockery quacked:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "B'in'yamin C'r'amer" wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> > Goober Duck Will "The Liar" Dockery quacked:
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > > B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>>> > > > Dockery's a jew?
>>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>>> > > No, a mix of Irish-Native American.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> > Have you considered conversion to judaism?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No, I more-or-less lean to a pagan belief.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Never take a firm stance on anything, right, Goober?
>>>>>>> That is except fabricated evidence about others, eh?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> BTW, a /real/ writer would've wrote "lean towards".
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Found this in my archives. Thoughts of hickorydickorydockery
>>>>>> immediately sprang to mind.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> . "The pompous high-placed imbecile, mouthing his
>>>>>> platitudes, the wordy sophister with his oven full of
>>>>>> half-baked thoughts, the ill-bred rhetorician with his
>>>>>> tawdry aphorisms, the heartless hate-producing satirist,
>>>>>> would have gone down before his sword and spear."
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Well, a lot of bar customers /have/ gone down before his staggering.
>>>>> ('Specially if you wave a mike at him on karaoke night.)
>>>>>
>>>>> But the only thing that the "sword and spear" thing brings to mind is
>>>>> Dockery, brandishing a broken bottle of Dickle, a tinfoil hat, and
>>>>> maybe a garbage-can lid, mounted on Sancho and spanking him along.
>>>>> (I really wish you hadn't brought that to mind.)
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Dreadfully sorry - but you are responsible for ruining my keyboard.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Sri, but that's covered in the rap Insurance FAQ(tinf).
>>> "10. b. Make sure you have swallowed your coffee completely before
>>> opening any poast."
>>> (It's actually a barf preventative; the spit take is relatively
>>> occasional.)
>>>
>>>>
>>>> Line in the sand ????????
>>>>
>>>
>>> We tried that. He passes out, falls on it, wakes up on your side, then
>>> spends months pointing out how you must have crossed it first.
>>
>>
>> He's sounding more and more a Red Sea pedestrian the further this
>> progresses.
>>
>
> Doubt it.
> He's a lye-er, yes, but the only thing he pickles is himself.
> (I doubt he even smokes gefilter cigarettes.)

I matzo made a mistake already.



>
> --
> -------(m+
> ~/:o)_|
> Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
> http://scrawlmark.org
>

[Dennis M. Hammes]

B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:

>
> "Dennis M. Hammes" <***@arvig.net> wrote in message
> news:***@onvoy.com...
>
>> B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> "Dennis M. Hammes" <***@arvig.net> wrote in message
>>> news:eICdndihBNyyCjjanZ2dnUVZ_q-***@onvoy.com...
>>>
>>>> B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Dennis M. Hammes" <***@arvig.net> wrote in message
>>>>> news:***@onvoy.com...
>>>>>
>>>>>> B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Barbara's Cat" <***@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:***@news.motzarella.org...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Goober Duck Will "More-Or-Less" Dockery quacked:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "B'in'yamin C'r'amer" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> > Goober Duck Will "The Liar" Dockery quacked:
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> > > B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>>>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>>>> > > > Dockery's a jew?
>>>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>>>> > > No, a mix of Irish-Native American.
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> > Have you considered conversion to judaism?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> No, I more-or-less lean to a pagan belief.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Never take a firm stance on anything, right, Goober?
>>>>>>>> That is except fabricated evidence about others, eh?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> BTW, a /real/ writer would've wrote "lean towards".
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Found this in my archives. Thoughts of hickorydickorydockery
>>>>>>> immediately sprang to mind.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> . "The pompous high-placed imbecile, mouthing his
>>>>>>> platitudes, the wordy sophister with his oven full of
>>>>>>> half-baked thoughts, the ill-bred rhetorician with his
>>>>>>> tawdry aphorisms, the heartless hate-producing satirist,
>>>>>>> would have gone down before his sword and spear."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Well, a lot of bar customers /have/ gone down before his staggering.
>>>>>> ('Specially if you wave a mike at him on karaoke night.)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> But the only thing that the "sword and spear" thing brings to mind
>>>>>> is Dockery, brandishing a broken bottle of Dickle, a tinfoil hat,
>>>>>> and maybe a garbage-can lid, mounted on Sancho and spanking him
>>>>>> along.
>>>>>> (I really wish you hadn't brought that to mind.)
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Dreadfully sorry - but you are responsible for ruining my keyboard.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Sri, but that's covered in the rap Insurance FAQ(tinf).
>>>> "10. b. Make sure you have swallowed your coffee completely
>>>> before opening any poast."
>>>> (It's actually a barf preventative; the spit take is relatively
>>>> occasional.)
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Line in the sand ????????
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> We tried that. He passes out, falls on it, wakes up on your side,
>>>> then spends months pointing out how you must have crossed it first.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> He's sounding more and more a Red Sea pedestrian the further this
>>> progresses.
>>>
>>
>> Doubt it.
>> He's a lye-er, yes, but the only thing he pickles is himself.
>> (I doubt he even smokes gefilter cigarettes.)
>
>
> I matzo made a mistake already.
>

Not entirely; he wanders around a few froups, quoting critical
reviews of famous works whenever he finds a familiar word, and
baiting various attitudes and words that don't have His Princessness'
Permission to exist.
(He's a master baiter.)

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[B'in'yamin C'r'amer]

"Dennis M. Hammes" <***@arvig.net> wrote in message
news:***@onvoy.com...
> B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>
>>
>> "Dennis M. Hammes" <***@arvig.net> wrote in message
>> news:***@onvoy.com...
>>
>>> B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Dennis M. Hammes" <***@arvig.net> wrote in message
>>>> news:eICdndihBNyyCjjanZ2dnUVZ_q-***@onvoy.com...
>>>>
>>>>> B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Dennis M. Hammes" <***@arvig.net> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:***@onvoy.com...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Barbara's Cat" <***@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:***@news.motzarella.org...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Goober Duck Will "More-Or-Less" Dockery quacked:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> "B'in'yamin C'r'amer" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> > Goober Duck Will "The Liar" Dockery quacked:
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>> > > B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>>>>> > > > Dockery's a jew?
>>>>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>>>>> > > No, a mix of Irish-Native American.
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>> > Have you considered conversion to judaism?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> No, I more-or-less lean to a pagan belief.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Never take a firm stance on anything, right, Goober?
>>>>>>>>> That is except fabricated evidence about others, eh?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> BTW, a /real/ writer would've wrote "lean towards".
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Found this in my archives. Thoughts of hickorydickorydockery
>>>>>>>> immediately sprang to mind.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> . "The pompous high-placed imbecile, mouthing his
>>>>>>>> platitudes, the wordy sophister with his oven full of
>>>>>>>> half-baked thoughts, the ill-bred rhetorician with his
>>>>>>>> tawdry aphorisms, the heartless hate-producing satirist,
>>>>>>>> would have gone down before his sword and spear."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Well, a lot of bar customers /have/ gone down before his staggering.
>>>>>>> ('Specially if you wave a mike at him on karaoke night.)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> But the only thing that the "sword and spear" thing brings to mind
>>>>>>> is Dockery, brandishing a broken bottle of Dickle, a tinfoil hat,
>>>>>>> and maybe a garbage-can lid, mounted on Sancho and spanking him
>>>>>>> along.
>>>>>>> (I really wish you hadn't brought that to mind.)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Dreadfully sorry - but you are responsible for ruining my keyboard.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Sri, but that's covered in the rap Insurance FAQ(tinf).
>>>>> "10. b. Make sure you have swallowed your coffee completely before
>>>>> opening any poast."
>>>>> (It's actually a barf preventative; the spit take is relatively
>>>>> occasional.)
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Line in the sand ????????
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> We tried that. He passes out, falls on it, wakes up on your side,
>>>>> then spends months pointing out how you must have crossed it first.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> He's sounding more and more a Red Sea pedestrian the further this
>>>> progresses.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Doubt it.
>>> He's a lye-er, yes, but the only thing he pickles is himself.
>>> (I doubt he even smokes gefilter cigarettes.)
>>
>>
>> I matzo made a mistake already.
>>
>
> Not entirely; he wanders around a few froups, quoting critical reviews of
> famous works whenever he finds a familiar word, and baiting various
> attitudes and words that don't have His Princessness' Permission to exist.
> (He's a master baiter.)

Wayne Kerr already?



>
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> http://scrawlmark.org
>

[Dennis M. Hammes]

B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:

>
> "Dennis M. Hammes" <***@arvig.net> wrote in message
> news:***@onvoy.com...
>
>> B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> "Dennis M. Hammes" <***@arvig.net> wrote in message
>>> news:***@onvoy.com...
>>>
>>>> B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Dennis M. Hammes" <***@arvig.net> wrote in message
>>>>> news:eICdndihBNyyCjjanZ2dnUVZ_q-***@onvoy.com...
>>>>>
>>>>>> B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Dennis M. Hammes" <***@arvig.net> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:***@onvoy.com...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "Barbara's Cat" <***@XSPAMscientist.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> news:***@news.motzarella.org...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Goober Duck Will "More-Or-Less" Dockery quacked:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "B'in'yamin C'r'amer" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> > Goober Duck Will "The Liar" Dockery quacked:
>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>> > > B'in'yamin C'r'amer wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>>>>>> > > > Dockery's a jew?
>>>>>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>>>>>> > >
>>>>>>>>>>> > > No, a mix of Irish-Native American.
>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>> > Have you considered conversion to judaism?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> No, I more-or-less lean to a pagan belief.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Never take a firm stance on anything, right, Goober?
>>>>>>>>>> That is except fabricated evidence about others, eh?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> BTW, a /real/ writer would've wrote "lean towards".
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Found this in my archives. Thoughts of hickorydickorydockery
>>>>>>>>> immediately sprang to mind.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> . "The pompous high-placed imbecile, mouthing his
>>>>>>>>> platitudes, the wordy sophister with his oven full of
>>>>>>>>> half-baked thoughts, the ill-bred rhetorician with his
>>>>>>>>> tawdry aphorisms, the heartless hate-producing satirist,
>>>>>>>>> would have gone down before his sword and spear."
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Well, a lot of bar customers /have/ gone down before his
>>>>>>>> staggering.
>>>>>>>> ('Specially if you wave a mike at him on karaoke night.)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> But the only thing that the "sword and spear" thing brings to
>>>>>>>> mind is Dockery, brandishing a broken bottle of Dickle, a
>>>>>>>> tinfoil hat, and maybe a garbage-can lid, mounted on Sancho and
>>>>>>>> spanking him along.
>>>>>>>> (I really wish you hadn't brought that to mind.)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Dreadfully sorry - but you are responsible for ruining my keyboard.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Sri, but that's covered in the rap Insurance FAQ(tinf).
>>>>>> "10. b. Make sure you have swallowed your coffee completely
>>>>>> before opening any poast."
>>>>>> (It's actually a barf preventative; the spit take is relatively
>>>>>> occasional.)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Line in the sand ????????
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> We tried that. He passes out, falls on it, wakes up on your side,
>>>>>> then spends months pointing out how you must have crossed it first.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> He's sounding more and more a Red Sea pedestrian the further this
>>>>> progresses.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Doubt it.
>>>> He's a lye-er, yes, but the only thing he pickles is himself.
>>>> (I doubt he even smokes gefilter cigarettes.)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> I matzo made a mistake already.
>>>
>>
>> Not entirely; he wanders around a few froups, quoting critical reviews
>> of famous works whenever he finds a familiar word, and baiting various
>> attitudes and words that don't have His Princessness' Permission to
>> exist.
>> (He's a master baiter.)
>
>
> Wayne Kerr already?
>

Dunno, but "definately" not an idiot on a front porch.
(The idiot can /play/ that banjo.)

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[Barbara's Cat]

Goober Duck Will "IQ Deficient" Dockery quacked:

> I was working on the thought


But, as usual, you were unable to form one so
you copied and pasted someone else's thought.


So brain-dead.

So other-people's-words.

So Dockery.


> that ben might be a "self hating" Jew:
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-hating_Jew
>
> "... In some cases a Jew will not only distance themselves from other Jews
> but actually engage in discrimination against other Jews. A famous instance
> of this phenomenon was the case of Dan Burros, who concealed his Jewish
> background and joined the Ku Klux Klan, eventually rising to Grand Dragon
> status; Burros committed suicide after The New York Times reported that he
> was Jewish.[12] The film The Believer was loosely based on his life. This
> phenomenon may also contribute to what has been dubbed the Silent Holocaust
> of modern assimilated Jews in free societies. Based on his widely publicized
> anti-Semitic statements, Bobby Fischer could be considered another
> example..."


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"The Nazis are more fun"
- Will Dockery
18 Jan 2008

[Barbara's Cat]

Goober Duck Will "Crybaby" Dockery quacked:

> homosexuality
> http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t


--
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"I always write the truth"
- Dockery lying again

[Barbara's Cat]

Goober Duck Will "Crybaby" Dockery quacked:

> homophobia
> homophobia
> homophobia
> homophobic
> http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t


--
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"I always write the truth"
- Dockery lying again

[Barbara's Cat]

Goober Duck Will "Homosexual/phobia/phobic" Dockery quacked:

> QUACK!


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How to make Goober Duck quack:
1. Type a sentence that contains truth.
2. Click "Send".

[Barbara's Cat]

Goober Duck Will "The Liar" Dockery quacked:

> Karla is well aware of /my/ honesty


"You've proven to me that you were damaged goods
before I began talking to you and that you're
not getting past any of it."
- Karla enlightens Dockery, 26 Nov 2006


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"I always write the truth"
- Dockery lying again

[Barbara's Cat]

Goober Duck Will "The Liar" Dockery quacked:

> Barbara's Cat said:
>
> > Goober Duck Will "The Liar" Dockery quacked:
> >
> > > Karla is well aware of /my/ honesty
> >
> >
> > "You've proven to me that you were damaged goods
> > before I began talking to you and that you're
> > not getting past any of it."
> > - Karla enlightens Dockery, 26 Nov 2006
>
>
> QUACK!

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How to make Goober Duck quack:
1. Type a sentence that contains truth.
2. Click "Send".

[Barbara's Cat]

Goober Duck Will "The Liar" Dockery quacked:

> Barbara's Cat said:
>
> > Goober Duck Will "The Liar" Dockery quacked:
> >
> > > Karla is well aware of /my/ honesty
> >
> >
> > "You've proven to me that you were damaged goods
> > before I began talking to you and that you're
> > not getting past any of it."
> > - Karla enlightens Dockery, 26 Nov 2006
>
>
> QUACK!
> You accidentally snipped the rest of my
> QUACK!


On the contrary, Lying Goober, your
repeated lie-in-the-form-of-a-quack
wasn't accidentally snipped. Honest.


--
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"It is axiomatic that Duckrish is anti-truth."
- Rob Evans

[Barbara's Cat]

Goober Duck Will "The Liar" Dockery quacked:

> repeated lies
> as usual


--
Cm~

"I always write the truth"
- Dockery lying again

[Barbara's Cat]

Goober Duck Will "Crybaby" Dockery quacked:

> homophobic
> http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t


--
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"It is axiomatic that Duckrish is anti-truth."
- Rob Evans

[Barbara's Cat]

Dodgeweave Duck "No Smoke, All Mirror" Dockery quacked:

> quack
> change the subject spinelessly
> quack


--
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"You're either confused, lying, or both."
- Dockery encountering Truth

[Barbara's Cat]

Goober Duck Will "Cross-Dresser" Dockery quacked:

> homophobic
> http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t


--
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"The Nazis are more fun"
- Will Dockery
18 Jan 2008

[Barbara's Cat]

Goober Duck Will "Sidewalk Scraper" Dockery quacked:

> we don't see eye-to-eye


No surprise; most people
don't crawl on the ground.


--
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"I'm saying when it comes to serious drinking
name brands are bullshit. Alchohol is alchohol."
- Will "Goober Duck" Dockery, 15 Oct 2006

[Dennis M. Hammes]

Barbara's Cat wrote:

> Goober Duck Will "Sidewalk Scraper" Dockery quacked:
>
>
>>we don't see eye-to-eye
>
>
>
> No surprise; most people
> don't crawl on the ground.
>

Hunh. I thought he meant the film.

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[Barbara's Cat]

On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built said:

> Goober Duck Will "White Is Right" Dockery quacked:
>
> > Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
> >
> > > Not entirely; he wanders around a few froups baiting various
> > > attitudes and words that don't have His Permission to exist.
> >
> >
> > I never wrote that the words you use ("nigger", "faggot", et cetera) have to
> > have "permission to exist", but that your constant use of them shows you to
> > be a racist homophobe.
>
>
> so, following the idiotic and always laughable dockery logic, you are just as
> much a racist and homophobe as you accuse Dennis of being, because you have used
> such words as "nigger" and "faggot."
>
> i'm curious as to what makes you think you're an arbiter of the english
> language?
>
> i'd be more surprised if you knew what the word arbiter meant.
>
> Most sincerely,
>
> Always Your Superior


Rumor has it: Goober Duck won't wear colored clothes
because ... well ... they're colored.

What? No, the clothes he's wearing in the video are
supremacist-white. They only look colored because
he's been passed out every laundry day for the past
twenty years and his granny refuses to undress him.


--
Cm~

"The Nazis are more fun"
- Will Dockery
18 Jan 2008

[Dennis M. Hammes]

Barbara's Cat wrote:

> On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built said:
>
>
>>Goober Duck Will "White Is Right" Dockery quacked:
>>
>>
>>>Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Not entirely; he wanders around a few froups baiting various
>>>>attitudes and words that don't have His Permission to exist.
>>>
>>>
>>>I never wrote that the words you use ("nigger", "faggot", et cetera) have to
>>>have "permission to exist", but that your constant use of them shows you to
>>>be a racist homophobe.
>>
>>
>>so, following the idiotic and always laughable dockery logic, you are just as
>>much a racist and homophobe as you accuse Dennis of being, because you have used
>>such words as "nigger" and "faggot."
>>
>>i'm curious as to what makes you think you're an arbiter of the english
>>language?
>>
>>i'd be more surprised if you knew what the word arbiter meant.
>>
>>Most sincerely,
>>
>>Always Your Superior
>
>
>
> Rumor has it: Goober Duck won't wear colored clothes
> because ... well ... they're colored.
>
> What? No, the clothes he's wearing in the video are
> supremacist-white. They only look colored because
> he's been passed out every laundry day for the past
> twenty years and his granny refuses to undress him.
>

Well, I can understand the pizza colors, but I really don't wanna
know where he picked up the "blue," okay?

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[Barbara's Cat]

Dennis M. Hammes said:

> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built said:
> >
> >> Goober Duck Will "White Is Right" Dockery quacked:
> >>
> >>> Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Not entirely; he wanders around a few froups baiting various
> >>>> attitudes and words that don't have His Permission to exist.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> I never wrote that the words you use ("nigger", "faggot", et cetera) have to
> >>> have "permission to exist", but that your constant use of them shows you to
> >>> be a racist homophobe.
> >>
> >>
> >> so, following the idiotic and always laughable dockery logic, you are just as
> >> much a racist and homophobe as you accuse Dennis of being, because you have used
> >> such words as "nigger" and "faggot."
> >>
> >> i'm curious as to what makes you think you're an arbiter of the english
> >> language?
> >>
> >> i'd be more surprised if you knew what the word arbiter meant.
> >>
> >> Most sincerely,
> >>
> >> Always Your Superior
> >
> >
> > Rumor has it: Goober Duck won't wear colored clothes
> > because ... well ... they're colored.
> >
> > What? No, the clothes he's wearing in the video are
> > supremacist-white. They only look colored because
> > he's been passed out every laundry day for the past
> > twenty years and his granny refuses to undress him.
>
>
> Well, I can understand the pizza colors, but I really don't wanna
> know where he picked up the "blue," okay?


There isn't any blue, that's just the lighting.

"Cold blue television light.
Mind staggering depression.
Alone with coffee."
- Goober Duck
(on a good day)

http://tinyurl.com/a2n7q


--
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"Many men can out drink me,
out fuck me... out think me,
but they'll never beat me
at *my* game."
- Will Dockery,
proclaiming to be
good at something

[Dennis M. Hammes]

Barbara's Cat wrote:

> Dennis M. Hammes said:
>
>
>>Barbara's Cat wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built said:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Goober Duck Will "White Is Right" Dockery quacked:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Dennis M. Hammes wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Not entirely; he wanders around a few froups baiting various
>>>>>>attitudes and words that don't have His Permission to exist.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>I never wrote that the words you use ("nigger", "faggot", et cetera) have to
>>>>>have "permission to exist", but that your constant use of them shows you to
>>>>>be a racist homophobe.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>so, following the idiotic and always laughable dockery logic, you are just as
>>>>much a racist and homophobe as you accuse Dennis of being, because you have used
>>>>such words as "nigger" and "faggot."
>>>>
>>>>i'm curious as to what makes you think you're an arbiter of the english
>>>>language?
>>>>
>>>>i'd be more surprised if you knew what the word arbiter meant.
>>>>
>>>>Most sincerely,
>>>>
>>>>Always Your Superior
>>>
>>>
>>>Rumor has it: Goober Duck won't wear colored clothes
>>>because ... well ... they're colored.
>>>
>>>What? No, the clothes he's wearing in the video are
>>>supremacist-white. They only look colored because
>>>he's been passed out every laundry day for the past
>>>twenty years and his granny refuses to undress him.
>>
>>
>>Well, I can understand the pizza colors, but I really don't wanna
>>know where he picked up the "blue," okay?
>
>
>
> There isn't any blue, that's just the lighting.
>
> "Cold blue television light.
> Mind staggering depression.
> Alone with coffee."
> - Goober Duck
> (on a good day)
>
> http://tinyurl.com/a2n7q
>

My eyes... my eyes...
(Jesusfuck, /warn/ a guy, willya?)

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[Barbara's Cat]

Goober Duck Will "Repeating Repeatedly" Dockery quacked:

> I'm having a pretty good ride.


Unfortunately, the circle remains unbroken.


--
Cm~

"You're either confused, lying, or both."
- Dockery encountering Truth

[Dennis M. Hammes]

Barbara's Cat wrote:

> Goober Duck Will "Repeating Repeatedly" Dockery quacked:
>
>
>>I'm having a pretty good ride.
>
>
>
> Unfortunately, the circle remains unbroken.
>

(Wait'll he hits the wall. Oval wheel at /least/.)

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[Barbara's Cat]

Goober Duck Will "Perpetual Crybaby" Dockery quacked:

> whine for weeks about it


--
Cm~

"you can't find "sense" in the poem, fine...
that doesn't mean there's none there, just
that you can't, or won't, see it."
- Goober Duck, 15 May 2007

[Barbara's Cat]

Goober Duck Will "Cross-Dresser" Dockery quacked:

> Barbara's Cat wrote:
>
> > "You can't find "sense" in the poem, fine...
> >  that doesn't mean there's none there, just
> >  that you can't, or won't, see it."
> >                   -Will Dockery 15 May 2007
>
>
> Good quote, and here's an example of
> gay
> http://tinyurl.com/e4y9t


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"Me, my life is an open book, literally."
- Goober Duck, 24 Jan 2005