Discussion:
Why Duckery?
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Barbara's Cat
2007-05-16 00:21:53 UTC
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post a poem and "show me up"
To "show you up" would take so little,
like writing a coherent line
without the words I, me, or mine,
unlike your drunkard-schizo-spittle.

No, it doesn't take much to whittle
out a few lines to "show you up".

You never drink from the poet's cup;
instead, you write with bargain beer
and then pretend the laughter's cheer.
See? It takes no sweat to "show you up".
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Barbara's Cat
2007-05-16 00:48:34 UTC
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you can't find "sense" in the poem, fine...
that doesn't mean there's none there, just
that you can't, or won't, see it.
<snicker> Classic Duck.
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Dennis M. Hammes
2007-05-16 22:15:38 UTC
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Post by Barbara's Cat
you can't find "sense" in the poem, fine...
that doesn't mean there's none there, just
that you can't, or won't, see it.
<snicker> Classic Duck.
You mean the quacking or the trail of shit?
Short poems must be /specific/.
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Barbara's Cat
2007-05-16 17:11:38 UTC
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lies
lies
lies
libels
lies
there won't be any personal attacks from this side of the fence.
Your posting history shows otherwise.
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Barbara's Cat
2007-05-16 21:00:35 UTC
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quack
the limerick gutter
quack
Funny you would consider an evolution of "mad songs"
as "gutter"; but then again, you've repeatedly shown
that you consider anything relating to "real poetry"
worthless. And that is just another of many reasons
you will never be a writer.
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Dennis M. Hammes
2007-05-17 07:54:23 UTC
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Post by Barbara's Cat
quack
the limerick gutter
quack
Funny you would consider an evolution of "mad songs"
as "gutter"; but then again, you've repeatedly shown
that you consider anything relating to "real poetry"
worthless. And that is just another of many reasons
you will never be a writer.
He doesn't need to be a writer.
He's already a Real Poet -- he doesn't wash.
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Barbara's Cat
2007-05-16 21:56:33 UTC
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quack
homophobe
quack
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Barbara's Cat
2007-05-16 22:03:11 UTC
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I post
You misspelled "habitually spam".
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Barbara's Cat
2007-05-16 22:58:23 UTC
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quack
without my permission
quack
Liar.
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Barbara's Cat
2007-05-16 23:07:45 UTC
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quack
how I see it
quack
Heh.
You're a blind man playing solitaire
with a deck of fifty-one, rolling
over the same three cards again and
again; futile strategy in a no-win.
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Dennis M. Hammes
2007-05-17 04:44:07 UTC
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Post by Barbara's Cat
post a poem and "show me up"
To "show you up" would take so little,
like writing a coherent line
without the words I, me, or mine,
unlike your drunkard-schizo-spittle.
No, it doesn't take much to whittle
out a few lines to "show you up".
You never drink from the poet's cup;
instead, you write with bargain beer
and then pretend the laughter's cheer.
See? It takes no sweat to "show you up".
Jesusfuck.
(No, I mean that in a /good/ way.)
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Barbara's Cat
2007-05-23 11:52:50 UTC
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And you wrote over 400 pieces of garbage (limericks),
thus proving my point.
But Berryman is just one of many poets who are/were
"better than you."
"bad reviews == jealous reactions."
- Goober Duck, 17 Apr 2007
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Dennis M. Hammes
2007-05-24 06:45:50 UTC
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Post by Barbara's Cat
And you wrote over 400 pieces of garbage (limericks),
thus proving my point.
But Berryman is just one of many poets who are/were
"better than you."
"bad reviews == jealous reactions."
- Goober Duck, 17 Apr 2007
Yes, he hasn't written /any/ pieces of garbage (limericks), thus
proving everybody else's point.
He's apparently ,? too worried about being gay.
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Barbara's Cat
2007-05-29 19:56:40 UTC
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Chopped up confessional prose that "many" here would say is "not a poem."
"bad reviews == jealous reactions."
- Goober Duck, 17 Apr 2007
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Meat Plow
2007-06-27 13:44:11 UTC
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Subject: Re: Why Dockery?
Newsgroups: alt.arts.poetry.comments,rec.arts.poems,alt.poetry,us.arts.poetry,alt.pizza.delivery.drivers
Date: Tue, 26 Jun 2007 16:44:14 -0400
There probably are a few people who agree with him concerning Renay's
poetry.
I haven't read that much that wasn't wallowing
in self-absorption.
Chopped up confessional prose that "many" here would say is "not a
poem."
If people insist on not impressing me I stop bugging them. :)
Her poetry's okay if you're impressed by soap opera reruns...
You watch a lot of soap opera?
http://tinyurl.com/yvp962
Not to mention "Chopped up prose" = "not a poem", *many would say*, but we
already know that.
Look at you. Reduced to replying to dink and mousy like the true nothing
you are :)
Barbara's Cat
2007-06-27 22:15:00 UTC
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And right now we have too much of that here already.
Right. What we need is more of you, right?
Yeah, right, like you're the better answer.

http://tinyurl.com/2aqvw5
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Amadeus Jinn
2007-06-28 00:55:54 UTC
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Please note the idiot below...
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Post by Barbara's Cat
And right now we have too much of that here already.
Right. What we need is more of you, right?
Yeah, right, like you're the better answer.
http://tinyurl.com/2aqvw5
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Mousy Tom Bishop LARTed me
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You can't see this post.
Barbara's Cat
2007-06-28 01:01:14 UTC
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Post by Amadeus Jinn
Please note the idiot below...
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Amadeus Jinn
2007-06-28 01:03:44 UTC
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Mounting up, BC.
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Please note the idiot below...
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Barbara's Cat
2007-06-28 01:19:52 UTC
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Post by Amadeus Jinn
Mounting up, BC.
Nah, according to the photo you keep posting,
that was Chuckles.

But hey, thanks for sharing your fantasy.

<puke>
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Amadeus Jinn
2007-06-28 04:02:05 UTC
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You continue to follow me.

Your police will be amused in a few days.

X-posting is a lovely flourish.
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Post by Amadeus Jinn
Mounting up, BC.
Nah, according to the photo you keep posting,
that was Chuckles.
But hey, thanks for sharing your fantasy.
<puke>
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Mousy Tom Bishop LARTed me
for "moronic harassment".
You can't see this post.
Barbara's Cat
2007-06-28 12:09:32 UTC
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Post by Amadeus Jinn
You continue to follow me.
This is a public forum that's infested by a rodent
with a masochistic need to be poked with a stick
and I'm sadistically performing a public service.
You should be paying me.
Post by Amadeus Jinn
Your police will be amused in a few days.
You underestimated my(?) police's sense of humor;
they're going to laugh their asses off!
Post by Amadeus Jinn
X-posting is a lovely flourish.
Your dream-boy Goober Duck is to be thanked for that.
I just changed a couple of the off-topic newsgroups
to ones with y'all's name in it. Reasonable, eh?
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On The Highways and Bi-Ways God Built
2007-06-28 01:35:20 UTC
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Post by Amadeus Jinn
Please note the idiot below...
ok (he looks below).
Post by Amadeus Jinn
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um, i see your website.

point taken.

most sincerely,

GodBuilt
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Meat Plow
2007-06-27 23:21:15 UTC
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You watch a lot of soap opera?
No, but I'm familar with the format, and she nails all the main
http://tinyurl.com/yvp962
Not to mention "Chopped up prose" = "not a poem", *many would say*,
but
we
already know that.
Do you smear your snot <spewsnip>
Like you just did here?
The post you're replying to did not contain a
criticism of anyone's "poetry" (the bit you snipped), not even yours.
Right, OB... you did nothing but spew more "snot".
Will or should I call you hypocrite? You spew little if anything besides
snot some of which was in the rest of this post that I didn't quote.
You've accused at one time or another nearly every regular poster in RAP
of something that you yourself have been guilty of many times.
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Barbara's Cat
2007-06-27 23:43:12 UTC
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be honest about the poetry, like I am.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Fucking good one, Duck! No, really, it was!

You da ma...<cough>

You da ma...<choke>

You da ...<giggle>

I apologize; I just can't seem to say it.
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a lie repeated often enough is true?"
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Barbara's Cat
2007-06-28 00:18:59 UTC
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Will is entitled to his opinion, even if you and I don't agree with it.
Better yet, they can give /their/ opinions on the poem.
Idiot, that was done long ago when it was first posted.
Others stated their opinion and then moved on. You are
the only one that has some asinine need to perpetually
whine a childish whine about it over and over again.

Get a clue, moron.
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"You're like a broken record.
I assure you your crying and
whining have been duly noted."
-- Bob enlightens Will, 6/28/2005
Meat Plow
2007-06-28 01:21:20 UTC
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That<SLAP>
So sad...............
Barbara's Cat
2007-06-28 01:49:59 UTC
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Post by Meat Plow
That<SLAP>
So sad...............
That was kind of mean of you, Mr Plow,
slapping right off of Usenet all those
consonants and vowels that Goober Duck
so carefully stacked into a pile before
I could view them. But I'm not worried
too much about that because as history
shows, Duck will post them again

and again

and again

and again

and again

(ad infinitum)
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Barbara's Cat
2007-06-28 19:58:29 UTC
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<quack> "Spectre/Specter" <quack>
and the whine goes on

and on

and on

and on

and on

(ad infinitum)
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"how about you bump the needle
on your broken record and find
a new subject to harp on and on
about, huh?"
- Renay gives Goober Duck some
friendly advice. 28 Feb 2007
Barbara's Cat
2007-06-29 17:33:17 UTC
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I "picked the poem apart line by line"
I'll compile it and post it
Then whine about it for another two years, right?

So childish. So pathetic. So Will Dockery.
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"how about you bump the needle
on your broken record and find
a new subject to harp on and on
about, huh?"
- Renay gives Goober Duck some
friendly advice. 28 Feb 2007
Barbara's Cat
2007-06-29 18:03:39 UTC
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On Sun, 6 Feb 2005 12:19:04 -0800, Will Dockery wrote:
^^^^^^^^^^

[ snipped for brevity ]
"but her stringy hair offended me"
Stringy? Again, more description would help here. I'm kinda thinking
stringy blonde, but this poem is so sketchy that the reader really
has to fill in *all* the blanks.
On Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:02:18 -0700, OB wrote:

[ snipped for brevity ]
"Winter kept us warm, covering"
Warm? I'm kinda thinking warm Bud Lite here -- more description would
be helpful, again. But this poem is so sketchy that the reader really
has to fill in *all* the blanks.
Heh. Someone just kneed the crap out of
someone else's something they ain't got.
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Barbara's Cat
2007-06-29 18:21:26 UTC
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No, it exists, scattered across 4000 posts, and is archived by Google
for anyone who wants to see it... just as you responded to my request
to see your alleged poetry.
I have the Message ID for your complete quacktique of
Renay's poem /Specter/. (No, it's not scattered across
4k posts, you no-balls-at-all-perpetually-whining liar).

If you PayPal Renay a large ham-pineapple-extra-cheese,
I'll give it to you.
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Cm~

"Ah bullshit Will. What's the guiding idea here:
a lie repeated often enough is true?"
-- s_l_adams_1 enlightens Will, 6/20/2005
Barbara's Cat
2007-06-29 19:45:34 UTC
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Oh, and btw, pick "Spectre/Specter" apart, line by line, word by
word, and thought by thought a couple of years ago during the course of 4000
post threads... nobody managed a rebutal, choosing instead to critique /me/.
you will never create a critical analysis of Renay's poem <snip>
Never said I did or would create a "critical analysis" of her poem,
but my /reviews/ of the poem nailed it, in my opinion.
it wasn't a review, dockery, it was an example of you acting like a five year
old because Renay refused to play along with your pathetic need to lie to
yourself.
4000 posts of his act (Duck quacked so himself).

And his current posts are in what way different?
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Barbara's Cat
2007-06-30 14:39:10 UTC
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Oh, and btw, I /did/ pick "Spectre/Specter" apart, line by line, word by
word, and thought by thought a couple of years ago during the course of 4000
post threads... nobody managed a rebutal, choosing instead to critique /me/.
you will never create a critical analysis of Renay's poem <snip>
Never said I did or would create a "critical analysis" of her poem,
but my /reviews/ of the poem nailed it, in my opinion.
"...'spectre' is a *lazy* piece of poetry [by many definitions of
poetry posted here by the Big Guns, probably not a "poem", at all],
the only worthwhile (well not that worthwhile) images are of the
Scarecrow and stringy hair... and even those are spartan, or slack,
depending on the perspective. Its a confessional, navel gazing poem,
usually not held in great favor by the Big Guns when posted by non-
friends, including *you*, as I recall. And last, but in no way least,
the "plot" is a soap opera cliche`, seen thousands of times, and just
plain stale..."
Don't agree with my review of "Specter/Spectre"?
Write yours, then.
Dockery is a *lazy* piece of shit [by many definitions of poetry
posted here by the Big Guns, probably not a "man", at all], the only
worthwhile (well not that worthwhile) images are of the scared
staggering and stringy vomit... and even those are slobbovian, or
slack, depending on the perspective and how close his face is to the
floor. He's a confessional, navel-gazing sort of shit whose
familiarity with true soap is nonexistent, usually not held in great
favor by the Big Guns when posted by himself or friends, including
*Vera*, as I recall. And last, but in no way least, his "plot" is a
soap opera cliche, seen on bar floors and alleys thousands of times,
and just plain stale unless he was thrown out within three minutes of
your tripping on him.
-- A Big Gun, IIRC
You're not good at that. A *real* quacktiquer
would have stretched that across 4000+ posts.
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Dennis M. Hammes
2007-07-01 08:33:45 UTC
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Post by Barbara's Cat
Oh, and btw, I /did/ pick "Spectre/Specter" apart, line by line, word by
word, and thought by thought a couple of years ago during the course of 4000
post threads... nobody managed a rebutal, choosing instead to critique /me/.
you will never create a critical analysis of Renay's poem <snip>
Never said I did or would create a "critical analysis" of her poem,
but my /reviews/ of the poem nailed it, in my opinion.
"...'spectre' is a *lazy* piece of poetry [by many definitions of
poetry posted here by the Big Guns, probably not a "poem", at all],
the only worthwhile (well not that worthwhile) images are of the
Scarecrow and stringy hair... and even those are spartan, or slack,
depending on the perspective. Its a confessional, navel gazing poem,
usually not held in great favor by the Big Guns when posted by non-
friends, including *you*, as I recall. And last, but in no way least,
the "plot" is a soap opera cliche`, seen thousands of times, and just
plain stale..."
Don't agree with my review of "Specter/Spectre"?
Write yours, then.
Dockery is a *lazy* piece of shit [by many definitions of poetry
posted here by the Big Guns, probably not a "man", at all], the only
worthwhile (well not that worthwhile) images are of the scared
staggering and stringy vomit... and even those are slobbovian, or
slack, depending on the perspective and how close his face is to the
floor. He's a confessional, navel-gazing sort of shit whose
familiarity with true soap is nonexistent, usually not held in great
favor by the Big Guns when posted by himself or friends, including
*Vera*, as I recall. And last, but in no way least, his "plot" is a
soap opera cliche, seen on bar floors and alleys thousands of times,
and just plain stale unless he was thrown out within three minutes of
your tripping on him.
-- A Big Gun, IIRC
You're not good at that. A *real* quacktiquer
would have stretched that across 4000+ posts.
<hangs head>
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Meat Plow
2007-06-30 14:47:23 UTC
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On Sat, 30 Jun 2007 10:35:09 -0400, Will Dockery wrote:

<SLAP>
You also don't take criticism very well, either.
Been a long time since I've experienced irony in this magnitude.
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Dennis M. Hammes
2007-07-01 08:41:53 UTC
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<SLAP>
You also don't take criticism very well, either.
Been a long time since I've experienced irony in this magnitude.
Pat Kangas reports irony meters at a dollar a dozen last night, and
there still aren't enough.
Even connected in series.
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Barbara's Cat
2007-06-30 14:55:56 UTC
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<quack> nothing to offer <quack>
<quack> willfully stupid conclusions <quack>
<quack> also don't take criticism very well <quack>
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Barbara's Cat
2007-06-30 17:00:02 UTC
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After two years of
whining
Three ... and counting.
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"bad reviews == jealous reactions."
- Goober Duck, 17 Apr 2007
Meat Plow
2008-03-05 17:30:55 UTC
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I /am/ right on the Michael Cook case, though, and you know it, I'm
sure.
Did you know that I wrote the poem ''Karma Bombs'', and as the writer, I
have the rights to all use of the poem?
Did you know that Michael Cook rook the poem and used it without my
permission, and without me even knowing that he was doing this, until he
posted the link to his recording here on Usenet?
did you know Dockery's blood alcohol level has occassionally surpassed his
IQ?
It is a well-known fact that I've drank alcohol by the gallon, but,
interestingly, tonight makes ten weeks without a drop.
So that makes you an.............Alchoholic.
Meat Plow
2008-03-06 00:02:08 UTC
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Post by Meat Plow
I /am/ right on the Michael Cook case, though, and you know it, I'm
sure.
Did you know that I wrote the poem ''Karma Bombs'', and as the writer, I
have the rights to all use of the poem?
Did you know that Michael Cook rook the poem and used it without my
permission, and without me even knowing that he was doing this, until he
posted the link to his recording here on Usenet?
did you know Dockery's blood alcohol level has occassionally surpassed his
IQ?
It is a well-known fact that I've drank alcohol by the gallon, but,
interestingly, tonight makes ten weeks without a drop.
So that makes you an.............Alchoholic.
So... I quack quack I like to quack.
Understood.
Meat Plow
2008-03-06 18:04:35 UTC
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Post by Meat Plow
I /am/ right on the Michael Cook case, though, and you know it, I'm
sure.
Did you know that I wrote the poem ''Karma Bombs'', and as the writer, I
have the rights to all use of the poem?
Did you know that Michael Cook rook the poem and used it without my
permission, and without me even knowing that he was doing this, until he
posted the link to his recording here on Usenet?
did you know Dockery's blood alcohol level has occassionally surpassed his
IQ?
It is a well-known fact that I've drank alcohol by the gallon,
but, interestingly, tonight makes ten weeks without a drop.
So that makes you an.............Alchoholic
So... I quack quack I like to quack.
Understood.
I quack quack quack.
You sure do don't you.
Barbara's Cat
2008-03-09 14:11:53 UTC
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''Nuff said.'' -Rik Roots
The phrase's meaning escapes you, doesn't it, Goober?
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"but I didn't whine and complain"
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Whining and Complaining
Meat Plow
2008-03-09 22:33:29 UTC
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Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
Michael Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
Michael Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
Cook [...] Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
Michael Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
Michael Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
I set the record straight.
And then
And then you continue to defend the thief, copyright abuser and
plagiarist... so I set the record straight, again.
So, as Rik Roots put it when he was stolen from in almost exactly the
same
''Bollocks! The bit where *my* poems (shite or otherwise) appeared on
your
pisspoor website with *you* clearly identified as the "author" of the
work... demonstrated beyond doubt your plagiarism and copyright
abuse... For as long as you continue to post to rap and aapc, I will
continue to remind you - and everybody else who reads these threads -
of your plagiarism and your copyright infringing activities...You can
laugh until you cry for all I care. But you'll still be a plagiarist
and a copyright thief when the tears are all gone...'' -Rik
Roots
I don't ever remember encouraging Little Tommy Tosser to steal my poems.
I don't ever remember discussing any collaborative projects involving my
poems with Little Tommy Tosser. I /do/ remember telling Little Tommy
Tosser to cease and desist his plagiarising and copyright abusing
activities each time I discovered him plagiarising or copyright abusing
my work.
So when you say "... as Rik Roots put it when he was stolen from in
almost exactly the same way ...", I think you're being a little hazy
with the facts, Our Will, because I don't believe our respective
reactions to the use of our respective works by others bear any
similarity or relationship whatsoever.
I took every reasonable step within my power to protect the copyright of
my work, at the time when that copyright was being abused.
You opened another bottle of whiskey.
''Nuff said.'' -Rik Roots
Never a truer word said in jest (even if the quote is inaccurate by at
least one apostrophe) ...
Rik, knee deep.
I wonder if there will come a day when Duckery runs out of straws to grasp
at?
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Barbara's Cat
2008-03-09 23:02:22 UTC
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Post by Meat Plow
Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
Michael Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
Michael Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
Cook [...] Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
Michael Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
Michael Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
I set the record straight.
And then
And then you continue to defend the thief, copyright abuser and
plagiarist... so I set the record straight, again.
So, as Rik Roots put it when he was stolen from in almost exactly the
same
''Bollocks! The bit where *my* poems (shite or otherwise) appeared on
your
pisspoor website with *you* clearly identified as the "author" of the
work... demonstrated beyond doubt your plagiarism and copyright
abuse... For as long as you continue to post to rap and aapc, I will
continue to remind you - and everybody else who reads these threads -
of your plagiarism and your copyright infringing activities...You can
laugh until you cry for all I care. But you'll still be a plagiarist
and a copyright thief when the tears are all gone...'' -Rik
Roots
I don't ever remember encouraging Little Tommy Tosser to steal my poems.
I don't ever remember discussing any collaborative projects involving my
poems with Little Tommy Tosser. I /do/ remember telling Little Tommy
Tosser to cease and desist his plagiarising and copyright abusing
activities each time I discovered him plagiarising or copyright abusing
my work.
So when you say "... as Rik Roots put it when he was stolen from in
almost exactly the same way ...", I think you're being a little hazy
with the facts, Our Will, because I don't believe our respective
reactions to the use of our respective works by others bear any
similarity or relationship whatsoever.
I took every reasonable step within my power to protect the copyright of
my work, at the time when that copyright was being abused.
You opened another bottle of whiskey.
''Nuff said.'' -Rik Roots
Never a truer word said in jest (even if the quote is inaccurate by at
least one apostrophe) ...
Rik, knee deep.
I wonder if there will come a day when Duckery runs out of straws to grasp
at?
He claimed "no matter what", he'll quack
to his very last dying breathless quack.
--
Cm~

"but I didn't whine and complain"
- Goober Duck Will Dockery
Whining and Complaining
Dennis M. Hammes
2008-03-10 05:48:52 UTC
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Post by Meat Plow
Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
Michael Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
Michael Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
Cook [...] Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
Michael Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
Michael Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
I set the record straight.
And then
And then you continue to defend the thief, copyright abuser and
plagiarist... so I set the record straight, again.
So, as Rik Roots put it when he was stolen from in almost exactly the
same
''Bollocks! The bit where *my* poems (shite or otherwise) appeared on
your
pisspoor website with *you* clearly identified as the "author" of the
work... demonstrated beyond doubt your plagiarism and copyright
abuse... For as long as you continue to post to rap and aapc, I will
continue to remind you - and everybody else who reads these threads -
of your plagiarism and your copyright infringing activities...You can
laugh until you cry for all I care. But you'll still be a plagiarist
and a copyright thief when the tears are all gone...'' -Rik
Roots
I don't ever remember encouraging Little Tommy Tosser to steal my poems.
I don't ever remember discussing any collaborative projects involving my
poems with Little Tommy Tosser. I /do/ remember telling Little Tommy
Tosser to cease and desist his plagiarising and copyright abusing
activities each time I discovered him plagiarising or copyright abusing
my work.
So when you say "... as Rik Roots put it when he was stolen from in
almost exactly the same way ...", I think you're being a little hazy
with the facts, Our Will, because I don't believe our respective
reactions to the use of our respective works by others bear any
similarity or relationship whatsoever.
I took every reasonable step within my power to protect the copyright of
my work, at the time when that copyright was being abused.
You opened another bottle of whiskey.
''Nuff said.'' -Rik Roots
Never a truer word said in jest (even if the quote is inaccurate by at
least one apostrophe) ...
Rik, knee deep.
I wonder if there will come a day when Duckery runs out of straws to grasp
at?
He claimed "no matter what", he'll quack
to his very last dying breathless quack.
But he will not quack a single whine or complaint!!!1!
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
http://scrawlmark.org
Barbara's Cat
2008-03-10 11:12:53 UTC
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Post by Dennis M. Hammes
Post by Barbara's Cat
Post by Meat Plow
I wonder if there will come a day when Duckery runs out
of straws to grasp at?
He claimed "no matter what", he'll quack
to his very last dying breathless quack.
But he will not quack a single whine or complaint!!!1!
Correct! The Goobervillian Air-Humper's goal is
to quack a googolplex of whines and complaints.
--
Cm~

"but I didn't whine and complain"
- Goober Duck Will Dockery
Whining and Complaining
Dennis M. Hammes
2008-03-10 05:47:50 UTC
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Post by Meat Plow
Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
Michael Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
Michael Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
Cook [...] Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
Michael Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
Michael Cook -thief, copyright abuser and plagiarist.
I set the record straight.
And then
And then you continue to defend the thief, copyright abuser and
plagiarist... so I set the record straight, again.
So, as Rik Roots put it when he was stolen from in almost exactly the
same
''Bollocks! The bit where *my* poems (shite or otherwise) appeared on
your
pisspoor website with *you* clearly identified as the "author" of the
work... demonstrated beyond doubt your plagiarism and copyright
abuse... For as long as you continue to post to rap and aapc, I will
continue to remind you - and everybody else who reads these threads -
of your plagiarism and your copyright infringing activities...You can
laugh until you cry for all I care. But you'll still be a plagiarist
and a copyright thief when the tears are all gone...'' -Rik
Roots
I don't ever remember encouraging Little Tommy Tosser to steal my poems.
I don't ever remember discussing any collaborative projects involving my
poems with Little Tommy Tosser. I /do/ remember telling Little Tommy
Tosser to cease and desist his plagiarising and copyright abusing
activities each time I discovered him plagiarising or copyright abusing
my work.
So when you say "... as Rik Roots put it when he was stolen from in
almost exactly the same way ...", I think you're being a little hazy
with the facts, Our Will, because I don't believe our respective
reactions to the use of our respective works by others bear any
similarity or relationship whatsoever.
I took every reasonable step within my power to protect the copyright of
my work, at the time when that copyright was being abused.
You opened another bottle of whiskey.
''Nuff said.'' -Rik Roots
Never a truer word said in jest (even if the quote is inaccurate by at
least one apostrophe) ...
Rik, knee deep.
I wonder if there will come a day when Duckery runs out of straws to grasp
at?
No. He'll just set the record straight -- and play it again.

So we /know/ he could never have played at Rick's.
(Besides, we already know he was The Fat Man, "Sidney Greenlight,"
who could not have Daisy because she married a Hero, or Male
Protagonist, of the Winter Resistance.)
--
-------(m+
~/:o)_|
Gresham's Law is not worth a Continental.
http://scrawlmark.org
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