Why I Hate Christians and Black People by Will Dockery

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

it's a bean chaiela wife.
(it's a bean very chilly widallda
"underground" poets, eh mite..?)
matt

The nights have all been chilly, wife;
I wish I'd stayed in bed.
I want to eat bean chili, wife,
So spicy, hot, and red.
[...]
[not by Leonard Cohen]

His "Gypsy Wife" is an all-time favorite of mine, and worth a look/

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While what YOU write isn't worth the napkin it's scribbled on.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

* This is where you'll probably snip and where I'll unsnip.
Excepts that it clearly isn't me.

Close enough to be your better looking and less whistle-lisping twin
brother, Mushmouth.

Dockery, why in the HELL do you insist on trying to make fun of Rob when YOU
look like someone who lost a bar fight and ended up sleeping in a dumpster
for the night? You fucking hypocritical fool.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Heh... Google "Dr. Sivana"... hey, this is interesting, a Rob Evans

the "it's a bean chilly: wife" mushy mouthed man.
the bean brain, bean away, bean chasing dockery
all around the planet, bean posting my poems elsewhere
mushy mouthed man
matt
(i think i have a new stalker...so goes the mail.)

Watch out for the spittle spray... heh.

bwahahahahahahaha-
brilliant!

Which is why Rob "Mushmouth" Evans is the perfect choice to play Dr.
http://tinyurl.com/whistle-lisper
'Nuff said!
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oh...yes...the mush mouthed surprise
pic...isn't it delectable..?
open wide, mush mouthed man...smile
for the camera...that's it...good little
mushy mouthed man...now, go online
and stick your foot in your little
mushy mouth...tell others they have
a mushy mouth...then, watch as this
photo circulates all over the WWW
for da verld to shee.
it's the mush mouthed foot in mouth
grand experiment...how much of
a mushy mouthed old fool can one
man be?
maybe it'll be a "bean cheelay" surprise.

With Rob Evans' mouth stuffed full of it, the surprise will be to the
front row of the audience, both sleeping and awake, as Mushmouth
whistle-lisps for his finale, and spews them with the brown gunk.

Duckery, it always amazes me how you like to make fun of Evans, yet your
pictures make you look like a drunk douchebag who spent six nights with his
head trapped in a toilet seat.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Mr. Dockery posted a thread, and cross-posted it, titled "The Gypsy's
Wife by Leonard Cohen".
After which someone claiming to be "Orson Wells as CitizenCain [sic]"
hijacked the post and changed the subject to "Why I Hate Christians
and Black People by Will Dockery", cross-posting it even furthur.

THAT IS A FALSE ALLEGATION AND I WILL THANK YOU TO SPELL THE WORD 'FURTHER'
PROPERLY

Orson's a strange case... although this is one of his more bizarre
smear attempts.

Duckery's a dumbass...although it's not surprising he's also ignorant and
clueless.

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http://www.wqik.com/new2/artists/i/237770?psid=303942

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

On Wed, Aug 26, 2009 at 8:43 AM, Shakespeare Sonnet-a-Day
Shakespeare Sonnet-a-Day

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Shakespeare would kick your ass and call you the village idiot, Will. You
disgust me by posting the Bard's words and yet leaving your raving lunatic
bullshit in your .sig.