Breast Cancer Benefit at Del Ranch Dec. 13

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

On Oct 26, 7:36 pm, "Orson Wells as CitizenCain"

Yes, I kind of drifted out of the Facebook routine a bit...

Who the fuck are you talking to <slap>

Not to you, obviously...

And not to anyone else either, dimwit. A shame, but not altogether
surprising, that the only person who can stand to listen to you
is...yourself.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Save the ta-ta's!!!

Exactly.
But I was also hearing -at Del Ranch- that Richard Rountree, who
played Shaft, also now has breast cancer... I may do a country-western
cover of "Shaft" in his honor.

Let's see "ta-tas" and a covered black shaft both mentioned in a
breast cancer benefit post. Can you two sickos get any more perverted?

The idea is to raise $$$ and awareness of the disease, which I feel is
a very worth cause, you don't agree, meat?


You completely missed his point and dodged it entirely all while making
yourself look foolish and stupid; but then again, that's what has come to be
expected of you lately.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

I believe Eddie and Valerie are divorced but I saw Ms. Phillips who
played Julie on Larry King giving a spooky interview about having sex
with her father John Phillips of the Mama & Papas...

Ah, yeah, I remember hearing a little about that, but didn't remember

No surprise. Alcohol has damaged your "brain cells." Quoted loosely because
there is circumstancial evidence that you lack said organ.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Cancer Benefit at Del Ranch in Smiths Station, December 13th
Del Ranch is one of those classic rural honky tonks that probably
would have fit in nicely in your first book, if you wrote one, just up
the road from Smith's Station High School, which Conway Twitty
attended for a while... the big promos coming next month will be on
the 2nd Schryl Carden Breast Cancer Benefit there on December 13th. I
played that one with Conley last year, and it was great fun, should be

Not with you around, dillhole.