Discussion:
newsgroup proposal - alt.dockerty.quacks
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Barbara's Cat
2008-02-19 19:46:17 UTC
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I propose alt.dockerty.quacks
Do to the incessant quacking of Dockerty in various newsgroups it has
become apparent that a central repository for the various quacks of
Dockerty is needed
This would be a un-moderated newsgroup.
Binaries are not allowed.
Heh. Not to be sounding not-in-favor but
"alt.idiot.will-dockery" already exists.
But if a new group needs to be created
I'd propose "alt.goober.duckery.quacks".


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"... you've lost this one."
- Dockery, stoned again
Barbara's Cat
2008-02-22 21:47:59 UTC
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You can dish it out
It's a bitch you can't, isn't it, Goober?
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"The only good quacker is a dead quacker."
- Will "The Racist" Dockery
(fittingly filtered)
Barbara's Cat
2008-02-24 00:34:34 UTC
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get off on fantasies
Why does everything have to be a 'fantasy' with you, Will?
Are you some kind of fucking idiot?
Dude! If the goober was a /fucking/ idiot
he would not be here incessantly quacking
about getting off on fantasies.
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"My ex-wife died. By the way, I made a video
starring ME. Click the link below to see it."
- Will "Goober Duck" Dockery in mourning
Meat Plow
2008-03-05 17:18:48 UTC
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In rec.arts.poems on Tue, 4 Mar 2008 02:11:08 -0500, Will Dockery
<...>
Gold Like A Quack Ring.
Quack moon
on just fresh Quack
waves quacking
from the river.
Myth and quacky at once.
Bon Bon
Good good early chill.
Quacky like a quacking quack,
as many would agree.
Sandy quack
quacker of moon
gold like a quack ring
by the river.
Hair quacked the light
Bon Bon
quack stars quacking quack above.
Quacks quacks the bay.
Quack in the field
under cover of quackiness
she says "Don't worry..."
"The woods have quackors."
Myth and quacky at once.
Bon Bon
Good good early chill.
Quacky like a quacking quack,
as many would agree.
-Will Dreckery
I agree with the many: this unspeakable shit is certainly "quacky like
a quacking quack".
Actually it's a lot better than the unquacked version.
Peter J Ross
2008-03-05 20:18:07 UTC
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In rec.arts.poems on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:18:48 -0500, Meat Plow
Post by Meat Plow
In rec.arts.poems on Tue, 4 Mar 2008 02:11:08 -0500, Will Dockery
<...>
Gold Like A Quack Ring.
Quack moon
on just fresh Quack
waves quacking
from the river.
Myth and quacky at once.
Bon Bon
Good good early chill.
Quacky like a quacking quack,
as many would agree.
Sandy quack
quacker of moon
gold like a quack ring
by the river.
Hair quacked the light
Bon Bon
quack stars quacking quack above.
Quacks quacks the bay.
Quack in the field
under cover of quackiness
she says "Don't worry..."
"The woods have quackors."
Myth and quacky at once.
Bon Bon
Good good early chill.
Quacky like a quacking quack,
as many would agree.
-Will Dreckery
I agree with the many: this unspeakable shit is certainly "quacky like
a quacking quack".
Actually it's a lot better than the unquacked version.
Thanks. It would have been difficult for it to be worse.
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<http://pjr.lasnobberia.net/>
Meat Plow
2008-03-05 23:59:45 UTC
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Post by Peter J Ross
In rec.arts.poems on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:18:48 -0500, Meat Plow
Post by Meat Plow
In rec.arts.poems on Tue, 4 Mar 2008 02:11:08 -0500, Will Dockery
<...>
Gold Like A Quack Ring.
Quack moon
on just fresh Quack
waves quacking
from the river.
Myth and quacky at once.
Bon Bon
Good good early chill.
Quacky like a quacking quack,
as many would agree.
Sandy quack
quacker of moon
gold like a quack ring
by the river.
Hair quacked the light
Bon Bon
quack stars quacking quack above.
Quacks quacks the bay.
Quack in the field
under cover of quackiness
she says "Don't worry..."
"The woods have quackors."
Myth and quacky at once.
Bon Bon
Good good early chill.
Quacky like a quacking quack,
as many would agree.
-Will Dreckery
I agree with the many: this unspeakable shit is certainly "quacky like
a quacking quack".
Actually it's a lot better than the unquacked version.
Thanks. It would have been difficult for it to be worse.
True...I'd go as far to say that it would be impossible.
Dennis M. Hammes
2008-03-06 11:19:49 UTC
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Post by Meat Plow
In rec.arts.poems on Tue, 4 Mar 2008 02:11:08 -0500, Will Dockery
<...>
Gold Like A Quack Ring.
Quack moon
on just fresh Quack
waves quacking
from the river.
Myth and quacky at once.
Bon Bon
Good good early chill.
Quacky like a quacking quack,
as many would agree.
Sandy quack
quacker of moon
gold like a quack ring
by the river.
Hair quacked the light
Bon Bon
quack stars quacking quack above.
Quacks quacks the bay.
Quack in the field
under cover of quackiness
she says "Don't worry..."
"The woods have quackors."
Myth and quacky at once.
Bon Bon
Good good early chill.
Quacky like a quacking quack,
as many would agree.
-Will Dreckery
I agree with the many: this unspeakable shit is certainly "quacky like
a quacking quack".
Actually it's a lot better than the unquacked version.
A regular Lewis carol.
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Meat Plow
2008-03-08 21:51:44 UTC
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Michael Cook
Is everywhere you look.
Meat Plow
2008-03-14 20:41:26 UTC
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Greybeard Cavalier
Vocals: Will Dockery. Music: The Shadowville Allstars. Based on
"Greybeard Cavalier" by Will Dockery, 0x0000 and Brian Fowler. Video
by Doug Cole

The Ride (Combat Zone) by Will Dockery and Dennis Beck Video by Janis
Petersen

God's Toybox by Will Dockery and Dennis Beck Video by Don Williams

The following is still one of my favourites. It's right up there with
Spinal Tap's "Listen to the Flower People" and P D Q Bach's "Howdy
Zaaah-rooow at the Quack by Will Dreckery Video by some quacker who's
not very good at making videos

<don mask and clogs/>
<shuffle/>
<stagger/>
<search pockets for the words/>
<mumble>
mumble mumble mumble
mumble MUMBLE mumble
MUMBLE!
</mumble>
<bawl>
ZAAAAH-ROOOOW!"
</bawl
<stagger/>
<lurch/>
<make beergut protrude in a way that suggests pregnancy/> <read words
from scrap of paper/>
<mumble and bawl endlessly/>
What a talentless, tuneless drunken prat you are, Dreckery!
Thanks for the comments and the plug, PJR...
LOL!
Meat Plow
2008-04-19 22:29:31 UTC
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"Meat Plow" wrote...
Watch the youtube zorro but be be warned that you might awaken the dead
with laughter.
http://youtu.be/X2XfA8Zg3Lw
Make sure to add some comments if you are a registered youtube user.
Absolutely, and thanks for the plug, Meat.
No problem, Stupid. The more people laughing at you the merrier.

Oh and be sure to check more of Stupid out here:

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Meat Plow
2008-04-20 15:43:33 UTC
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Post by Meat Plow
"Meat Plow" wrote...
Watch the youtube zorro but be be warned that you might awaken the dead
with laughter.
http://youtu.be/X2XfA8Zg3Lw
Make sure to add some comments if you are a registered youtube user.
Absolutely, and thanks for the plug, Meat.
No problem, Stupid. The more people laughing at you the merrier.
And here's a couple more that the audience might find of interest -

Yes Wobble, another pathetic musical mumbo-jumbo to be laughed at.
Warn the neighbors first or they might call 911 when they mistake
your screams of laughter for something being wrong.

Haven't seen this one but it's got to be the same no talent crap as all
the others are, I won't waste my time.
Post by Meat Plow
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Will_Dockery_poet.jpg
That's only a photograph, but worth a look, I suppose.
Worth a look and a laugh. The description says "Will Dockery, Drunken
Idiot"

LOL
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Orson Wells as CitizenCain
2008-05-17 19:19:25 UTC
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The first of Usenet poerty newsgroup entries on Wikinfo -
http://www.wikinfo.org/index.php/Alt.arts.poetry.comments
Wikinfo has a different, and to me, more interesting
focus and approach from Wikipedia, though.
Too stupid to figure out how to use Wikipedia
So that's why you don't contribute to the site?
Duckery I've been mocking Wikipedia for years, and I was saying that *you*
were too stupid to use the site. Though since you have the reading
comprehension abilities of a half-dead squirrel, you would probably fit in
quite well on Wikipedia as an editor.
Dennis M. Hammes
2008-05-18 05:40:50 UTC
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Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
The first of Usenet poerty newsgroup entries on Wikinfo -
http://www.wikinfo.org/index.php/Alt.arts.poetry.comments
Wikinfo has a different, and to me, more interesting
focus and approach from Wikipedia, though.
Too stupid to figure out how to use Wikipedia
So that's why you don't contribute to the site?
Duckery I've been mocking Wikipedia for years, and I was saying that *you*
were too stupid to use the site. Though since you have the reading
comprehension abilities of a half-dead squirrel, you would probably fit in
quite well on Wikipedia as an editor.
What the fuck did squirrels ever do to you to deserve /that/?
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Orson Wells as CitizenCain
2008-05-19 01:12:38 UTC
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Post by Dennis M. Hammes
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
The first of Usenet poerty newsgroup entries on Wikinfo -
http://www.wikinfo.org/index.php/Alt.arts.poetry.comments
Wikinfo has a different, and to me, more interesting
focus and approach from Wikipedia, though.
Too stupid to figure out how to use Wikipedia
So that's why you don't contribute to the site?
Duckery I've been mocking Wikipedia for years, and I was saying that
*you* were too stupid to use the site. Though since you have the reading
comprehension abilities of a half-dead squirrel, you would probably fit
in quite well on Wikipedia as an editor.
What the fuck did squirrels ever do to you to deserve /that/?
Ate from the bird feeder, those god damn fucks. It's called a *bird*
feeder. Not a motherfucking *squirrel* feeder. Little furry bastards!
Dennis M. Hammes
2008-05-19 11:26:50 UTC
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Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Post by Dennis M. Hammes
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
The first of Usenet poerty newsgroup entries on Wikinfo -
http://www.wikinfo.org/index.php/Alt.arts.poetry.comments
Wikinfo has a different, and to me, more interesting
focus and approach from Wikipedia, though.
Too stupid to figure out how to use Wikipedia
So that's why you don't contribute to the site?
Duckery I've been mocking Wikipedia for years, and I was saying that
*you* were too stupid to use the site. Though since you have the reading
comprehension abilities of a half-dead squirrel, you would probably fit
in quite well on Wikipedia as an editor.
What the fuck did squirrels ever do to you to deserve /that/?
Ate from the bird feeder, those god damn fucks. It's called a *bird*
feeder. Not a motherfucking *squirrel* feeder. Little furry bastards!
Little furry bastards can't be blamed until they eat the feeder.
(About three seconds after they throw all the seeds on the ground.)
--
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~/:o)_|
Illiteracy and stupidity fight to the death every day.
Trouble is, they breed first.
http://scrawlmark.org
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
2008-05-20 01:31:21 UTC
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Post by Dennis M. Hammes
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Post by Dennis M. Hammes
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
The first of Usenet poerty newsgroup entries on Wikinfo -
http://www.wikinfo.org/index.php/Alt.arts.poetry.comments
Wikinfo has a different, and to me, more interesting
focus and approach from Wikipedia, though.
Too stupid to figure out how to use Wikipedia
So that's why you don't contribute to the site?
Duckery I've been mocking Wikipedia for years, and I was saying that
*you* were too stupid to use the site. Though since you have the reading
comprehension abilities of a half-dead squirrel, you would probably fit
in quite well on Wikipedia as an editor.
What the fuck did squirrels ever do to you to deserve /that/?
Ate from the bird feeder, those god damn fucks. It's called a *bird*
feeder. Not a motherfucking *squirrel* feeder. Little furry bastards!
Little furry bastards can't be blamed until they eat the feeder.
(About three seconds after they throw all the seeds on the ground.)
I saw one punch a cardinal in the face. Does that count?
Dennis M. Hammes
2008-05-20 06:20:45 UTC
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Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Post by Dennis M. Hammes
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Post by Dennis M. Hammes
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
The first of Usenet poerty newsgroup entries on Wikinfo -
http://www.wikinfo.org/index.php/Alt.arts.poetry.comments
Wikinfo has a different, and to me, more interesting
focus and approach from Wikipedia, though.
Too stupid to figure out how to use Wikipedia
So that's why you don't contribute to the site?
Duckery I've been mocking Wikipedia for years, and I was saying that
*you* were too stupid to use the site. Though since you have the reading
comprehension abilities of a half-dead squirrel, you would probably fit
in quite well on Wikipedia as an editor.
What the fuck did squirrels ever do to you to deserve /that/?
Ate from the bird feeder, those god damn fucks. It's called a *bird*
feeder. Not a motherfucking *squirrel* feeder. Little furry bastards!
Little furry bastards can't be blamed until they eat the feeder.
(About three seconds after they throw all the seeds on the ground.)
I saw one punch a cardinal in the face. Does that count?
Only if it caused the cardinal to complain to the Pope.
--
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~/:o)_|
Illiteracy and stupidity fight to the death every day.
Trouble is, they breed first.
http://scrawlmark.org
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
2008-05-21 04:13:47 UTC
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Post by Dennis M. Hammes
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Post by Dennis M. Hammes
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Post by Dennis M. Hammes
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
The first of Usenet poerty newsgroup entries on Wikinfo -
http://www.wikinfo.org/index.php/Alt.arts.poetry.comments
Wikinfo has a different, and to me, more interesting
focus and approach from Wikipedia, though.
Too stupid to figure out how to use Wikipedia
So that's why you don't contribute to the site?
Duckery I've been mocking Wikipedia for years, and I was saying that
*you* were too stupid to use the site. Though since you have the
reading comprehension abilities of a half-dead squirrel, you would
probably fit in quite well on Wikipedia as an editor.
What the fuck did squirrels ever do to you to deserve /that/?
Ate from the bird feeder, those god damn fucks. It's called a *bird*
feeder. Not a motherfucking *squirrel* feeder. Little furry bastards!
Little furry bastards can't be blamed until they eat the feeder.
(About three seconds after they throw all the seeds on the ground.)
I saw one punch a cardinal in the face. Does that count?
Only if it caused the cardinal to complain to the Pope.
The Space Pope or the regular Pope? Because the regular Pope is a sissy.
Dennis M. Hammes
2008-05-21 05:59:16 UTC
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Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Post by Dennis M. Hammes
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Post by Dennis M. Hammes
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Post by Dennis M. Hammes
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
The first of Usenet poerty newsgroup entries on Wikinfo -
http://www.wikinfo.org/index.php/Alt.arts.poetry.comments
Wikinfo has a different, and to me, more interesting
focus and approach from Wikipedia, though.
Too stupid to figure out how to use Wikipedia
So that's why you don't contribute to the site?
Duckery I've been mocking Wikipedia for years, and I was saying that
*you* were too stupid to use the site. Though since you have the
reading comprehension abilities of a half-dead squirrel, you would
probably fit in quite well on Wikipedia as an editor.
What the fuck did squirrels ever do to you to deserve /that/?
Ate from the bird feeder, those god damn fucks. It's called a *bird*
feeder. Not a motherfucking *squirrel* feeder. Little furry bastards!
Little furry bastards can't be blamed until they eat the feeder.
(About three seconds after they throw all the seeds on the ground.)
I saw one punch a cardinal in the face. Does that count?
Only if it caused the cardinal to complain to the Pope.
The Space Pope or the regular Pope? Because the regular Pope is a sissy.
Careful.
The Regular Pope spent 26 years as John Paul II's Inquisitor.
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Illiteracy and stupidity fight to the death every day.
Trouble is, they breed first.
http://scrawlmark.org
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
2008-05-22 02:35:29 UTC
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Post by Dennis M. Hammes
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Post by Dennis M. Hammes
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Post by Dennis M. Hammes
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Post by Dennis M. Hammes
Post by Orson Wells as CitizenCain
The first of Usenet poerty newsgroup entries on Wikinfo -
http://www.wikinfo.org/index.php/Alt.arts.poetry.comments
Wikinfo has a different, and to me, more interesting
focus and approach from Wikipedia, though.
Too stupid to figure out how to use Wikipedia
So that's why you don't contribute to the site?
Duckery I've been mocking Wikipedia for years, and I was saying that
*you* were too stupid to use the site. Though since you have the
reading comprehension abilities of a half-dead squirrel, you would
probably fit in quite well on Wikipedia as an editor.
What the fuck did squirrels ever do to you to deserve /that/?
Ate from the bird feeder, those god damn fucks. It's called a *bird*
feeder. Not a motherfucking *squirrel* feeder. Little furry bastards!
Little furry bastards can't be blamed until they eat the feeder.
(About three seconds after they throw all the seeds on the ground.)
I saw one punch a cardinal in the face. Does that count?
Only if it caused the cardinal to complain to the Pope.
The Space Pope or the regular Pope? Because the regular Pope is a sissy.
Careful.
The Regular Pope spent 26 years as John Paul II's Inquisitor.
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Orson Wells as CitizenCain
2008-05-19 01:13:29 UTC
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The first of Usenet poerty newsgroup entries on Wikinfo -
http://www.wikinfo.org/index.php/Alt.arts.poetry.comments
Wikinfo has a different, and to me, more interesting
focus and approach from Wikipedia, though.
Too stupid to figure out how to use Wikipedia
So that's why you don't contribute to the site?
Dockery I've been mocking Wikipedia for years
This thread is about /Wikinfo/, though.
We were talking about *Wikipedia*, you fucking idiot. Don't try to change
the subject and blame it on your stupidity.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
2008-04-21 02:37:16 UTC
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"Will Dockery" wrote...
He claims to write lyrics
A few, though I mostly adapt poetry to the music.
That's a funny way of saying you're an unoriginal
Let's backtrack
Much as I know
Which is very little about songwriting, obviously.
Because knowing about songwriting is what makes a person successful in life,
right Duckery? As can be seen by your perfect examBWAH HAH HA HA HA HA I'm
sorry I just couldn't get through that with a straight face.
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