At Waffle King by Will Dockery

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Well, off topic but I too, am sorry about your brother Mr.
Dockery.
When did he get 'killed'? I never heard anything about it until I
got
back here on this UseNet thing. How long ago was it? Again
condolences. I
didn't know him much, but I know he did love you.

Dockery never had a brother. He *did* have a wife who faked her
death

Wow, these bizarre "Will Dockery" fantasies of yours are getting
downright insane, Alex.
Are you now going to deny that she faked her death

You really are an obsessed fool, Alex.
So you *are* denying that she faked her death?

I don't see a response here

My response remains: "

Something stupid, I'm sure.

The only "downright insane" one around here

Look at today's posts: You've dreamed of running me down with a car,
PPOR
said a friend of mine should be beaten to death,
PPOR
claimed to know how
many brothers and/or sisters I have (or don't have),
PPOR
and concocted
this bizarre lie about someone "faking their death".
She *Did * fake her death

Who did?
Your horribly unlucky now ex-wife.

My response remains: "Wow, these bizarre "Will Dockery" fantasies of
yours are getting downright insane, Alex."

And MY response remains: "Wow, you sure are a dumbass, Will Dockery."

That says it all.

indeed.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Dockery, I have not been to Waffle King in a long time. I have endured a
fractured rib and a bout of extreme sickness before then. On top of
that,

I

cannot even afford to go to Waffle King. It wasn't me Bub.

This was Waffle King a month ago, maybe, around the time the fair was in
town... I could swear it was you, hair, eyes, build was an uncanny
resmblance to you. I wonder who she is, now!

Someone who doesn't want to spend a moment near you, I'm sure.

Since I look pretty much the same as always,

Dull, ugly, listless, unwashed and with a glazed, stupid look on your face
accompanied by a shit-eating grin?

and this person didn't seem to
know me

lucky son of a bitch

(although I assumed at the time it was you and just thought it was
best to pretend that we'd never met)

Would that we all.

I suppose it wasn't you, though, and
since you say it wasn't, of course it wasn't.

You're a moron, Duckery.