Like Hickory Dockery Duckshit

[Orsen Wells w/Citizen Cain]

Our resident King Dumbass squits...

No, I leave the plagiarism to Dale M. Houstman and his ilk,
Mushmouth.

There are no plagiarists here

You haven't been keeping up, then, which is no surprise since all you
seem to do is sniff along behind my posts, here's the scoop for you,

Keeping up would have "proven" there are plagiarists here?

You'll be okay if I (or someone else) took your poems, shuffled the
words, yet used the same words included in that poem, pieced it together
as a "new" poem, and signed it, took all credit for writing it?

see my red barrow wheel poem in reply to Karla.
I don't mind anybody rearranging a poem if they seek to say something
different with the new words. I might criticise the result as bad poetry
but not as plagiarism.
I once took a piece of your utter dreck and pushed it through some cheapo
english-italian, italian-german, and german-english translation software.
It was gibberish but no worse than the original. I posted it here but
Dennis (bless his good taste) wouldn't let me include it in some of our
collaborations. Since it was also unspeakable shit, I may well be a
duckrish plagiarist.

Could've made more headway with it if you had run it through an
idiot-English translator.

[Orsen Wells w/Citizen Cain]

No, I leave the plagiarism to Dale M. Houstman and his ilk,
Mushmouth.

You'll be okay if I (or someone else) took your poems, shuffled the
words, yet used the same words included in that poem, pieced it together
as a "new" poem, and signed it, took all credit for writing it?

I once took a piece

Did you credit me as the writer?

Have you ever written anything that would classify you as a "writer?"

and pushed it through some cheapo

english-italian, italian-german, and german-english translation
software. I posted it here

I'll go have a look at it, what was the title?

Der Spheitchenblatz Odor Duckrick.

[Orsen Wells w/Citizen Cain]

I don't try to pretend that this is "a
worthless waste of time" and yet STILL post. You can't help
yourself

That's exactly what I wrote about you,

You do get your best ideas from the people here

No, I leave the plagiarism to Dale M. Houstman and his ilk, Mushmouth.

Mushmouth, and since the fact

is that you're the one sniffing behind my posts for over a year,
you
really /don't/ seem to be able to help yourself.

Is "sniffing" like ,

"Sniffing" is following behind my posts for years as you have been,
Mushmouth. I wrote the bad review of your burbling, whistle-lisping
poetry performance and you've never gotten over it, apparently... but
keep sniffing away, since you show yourself to be more of a senile
fool with every post.

Dockery is no stranger to stalking.

Not with on my trail for years now, no.

What the fudge? Was that even English?

*searches for Duckrish translator*