Why does God hate will dockery so much?

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

enlighten me.

Good question... I can assume I must have hurt his little feelings

You couldn't hurt someone's feelings if you surgically stapled yourself to
their skull and eventually merged with their brain.
You couldn't hurt someone's feelings if you screamed every insult and
obscenity ever spoken on FOX News.
You couldn't hurt someone's feelings if you dug up a corpse, had sex with
it, slapped it in the face and THEN screamed every insult and obscenity ever
spoken on FOX news. In other words, you're a powerless chump, AKA a LOSER,
Dockery.

[Orson Wells as CitizenCain]

Depends on which mythology you're looking at, obviously.

no greater being could ever find a positive part of you, Dockery.

lol... so said the cockroach to paul bunyan.... ;-)

Heh... to make a long story *short*.



Your attempts to insult me for my size are feeble at best, Duckery.
Considering you look like someone who hasn't slept for six days and got in a
fight with a stray dog.